Just how random ARE the random card generators in poker?

neptunas888 · Apr 17, 2023

The random number generator in online poker is not random. It's my opinion. The most honest poker is if you get together offline with friends at home and play like this

puzzlefish · Apr 17, 2023

Poker Orifice said:
Why don't you post that hand up in Tournament Hand Analysis? (or maybe the 'Rigged' thread?)

Would love to hear the thought process for each street.

I'm waiting...

Are you seriously this dense? I don't even have to spend the time posting anything. I tried to bluff a player off of the top pair by representing a ten. It didn't work.

puzzlefish · Apr 17, 2023

kon44 said:
I would love to know where the two of you began lol. Though just from the breadcrumbs and what not over a good few weeks they semi make sense now lol.... Poker Orifice is on your ends hard @puzzlefish, what the hell you do to stir such an agro hive of bees lol. From where I’m standing it’s poor attempts at victimising you.

I really don't think it is worth the time learning about that. He posts a picture of an AI generated female version of Phil Ivey as his profile pic , but really he looks more like this guy in real life.

kon44 · Apr 17, 2023

I’m glad you’ve got some of that tougher exterior on ya. It wasn’t till a couple days ago I realised all the "puzzle/r" mentions in posts I’d been reading were jibes at you lol. I have a couple of heads that whenever we’re in the same vicinity it’s constant back and forth lol. Actually began when I folded KKs and a few other prem hands at the table I was at... Then in the smoking area during the break I talked of folding AA’s pre..... Guy had a hernia lol, been on tilt agro mad ever since. Literally barrelled out the comp, and can’t function in or around the topic. I truly don’t understand that but hey ho lol. Is what it is 🤷‍♂️

Bug from MIB though... hahaha 👌😝. Departments like that’s don’t exist though, is conspiracy nonsense 100. Definitely not possible haha

Poker Orifice · Apr 17, 2023

puzzlefish said:
I really don't think it is worth the time learning about that. He posts a picture of an AI generated female version of Phil Ivey as his profile pic , but really he looks more like this guy in real life.

Actually, this is me. Do you want to come and play for some of it?

puzzlefish · Apr 17, 2023

Poker Orifice said:
Actually, this is me. Do you want to come and play for some of it?
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The resemblance is uncanny.

Poker Orifice · Apr 17, 2023

puzzlefish said:
The resemblance is uncanny.

Didn't think you would.

puzzlefish · Apr 17, 2023

Poker Orifice said:
Didn't think you would.

puzzlefish · Apr 17, 2023

Poker Orifice said:
Do you want to come and play for some of it?

So now after being a complete ass, you want to challenge me to play heads up? Not worth my time.

Luvepoker · Apr 17, 2023

Did someone say head up for rolls?

Luvepoker · Apr 17, 2023

As for the question on randomness, yes the RNG is random. Its not set up for certain people to win or against others. With all the questions and comments over the years it still has not been proven site are cheating people. Why would they? Even if the could do we really think the secret would stay that way. I wont say its perfect but lets be honest why would they not be random?

Poker Orifice · Apr 17, 2023

puzzlefish said:
So now after being a complete ass, you want to challenge me to play heads up? Not worth my time.

Is that a NO then?

puzzlefish · Apr 17, 2023

Poker Orifice said:
Is that a NO then?

You need to find yourself a better hobby than trying to square off with microstakes players from an online poker forum. I really have no time for you and it would accomplish absolutely nothing playing against you.

puzzlefish · Apr 18, 2023

Because you got me curious enough to take a look and find out, here you go: PO's PokerStars stats.

Poker Orifice · Apr 18, 2023

If you were wanting to put that up there, at least make it accurate.
Obviously I don't play many MTT's on Stars. Have also taken shots at the Sunday Million maybe a half dozen times, with zero cashes.

Your search (using the same site) seems to be missing a few games.
My ROI on there is actually - 0.5% (1/2 percent). And it shows I'm -$40 (and doesn't include private games which is pretty much all I played up until 2013)

But once again. Good try. Keep working on it.

Puzzly.. if you were to put in 10% of the time you've spent on 'figuring out the puzzle', on to learning the game of poker, you might not even think its rigged anymore.

puzzlefish · Apr 18, 2023

Poker Orifice said:
If you were wanting to put that up there, at least make it accurate.
Obviously I don't play many MTT's on Stars. Have also taken shots at the Sunday Million maybe a half dozen times, with zero cashes.

Your search (using the same site) seems to be missing a few games.
My ROI on there is actually - 0.5% (1/2 percent). And it shows I'm -$40 (and doesn't include private games which is pretty much all I played up until 2013)

But once again. Good try. Keep working on it.

Puzzly.. if you were to put in 10% of the time you've spent on 'figuring out the puzzle', on to learning the game of poker, you might not even think its rigged anymore.
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This is pretty much in line with what I expected from you. Diminish the fact that you are a losing player but it doesn't stop you from taking jabs and telling people to learn how to play poker. There is a saying - before pointing out the speck in someone else's eye, remove the log that is in yours.

Poker Orifice · Apr 19, 2023

puzzlefish said:
taking jabs and telling people to learn how to play poker.

Can't see the forest for the trees can ya there Puzzler. Hmm.. how puzzling.
ONLY... ONLY do I do it towards the RIGTARDS and all of their RIGTARD posts. It's become an epidemic unfortunately.

puzzlefish · Apr 19, 2023

Poker Orifice said:
Can't see the forest for the trees can ya there Puzzler. Hmm.. how puzzling.
ONLY... ONLY do I do it towards the RIGTARDS and all of their RIGTARD posts. It's become an epidemic unfortunately.

Yeah so I don't get you then. Many of the "rigtards" you mock play as well or better poker than you. They just can't cope with running so bad, but you can? And so your approach is to mock them?

Poker Orifice · Apr 19, 2023

puzzlefish said:
Yeah so I don't get you then. Many of the "rigtards" you mock play as well or better poker than you. They just can't cope with running so bad, but you can? And so your approach is to mock them?

Actually I'm positive they don't.

Rockyfour · Apr 20, 2023

puzzlefish said:
Yeah so I don't get you then. Many of the "rigtards" you mock play as well or better poker than you. They just can't cope with running so bad, but you can? And so your approach is to mock them?

This is all she does, only trolls. Not someone to be taken seriously.

Poker Orifice · Apr 20, 2023

Adrian... ADRIANNNN.... I been scammed by Pokerstars! They're all scammers!

Highfish · Apr 20, 2023

<----- gets popcorn: giggle:

puzzlefish · Apr 20, 2023

puzzlefish said:
Many of the "rigtards" you mock play as well or better poker than you.

Poker Orifice said:
Actually I'm positive they don't.

I'm not so sure. Maybe you should challenge them to some heads up games.

Pabloro10321 · Apr 20, 2023

Although they are random, they have algorithms that alternate.

Rockyfour · Apr 20, 2023

Poker Orifice said:
Adrian... ADRIANNNN.... I been scammed by Pokerstars! They're all scammers!

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