Erling Haaland Manchester City

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valeski 28 said:
Good afternoon.This guy is rocking!.Haaland scores in almost every game he plays.It seems that Liverpool won´t be able to stop Manchester City this season.Another acrobatic goal by Erling that we saw yesterday.
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acrobatic like Ibrahimovic style in his good days 😀
 
Not sure whether he is really that good or United is just **** as **** - probably both though 🤔
 
He seems to be a cross between Roger Federer, Jonah Lomu, and The Undertaker; with a record of 48 minutes per goal, so far, this season in the First Division. We are witnessing a sport transcending phenomenon.
 
Doesn't matter if he scores more than 100 goals, the "Golden ball" goes to Messi
 
What happened to this boy is incredible, I smell the goal, he knows where the ball will land. yesterday was unbelievable
 
Good afternoon.It seems that there is no defense that can stop Haaland this season.TheUnited was not the exception.Manchester City could have scored more times if they really wanted
 
gabryyyel31 said:
IS this guy a human or an allien ? 😛 :O
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I can confirm he is produced in a lab here in Southern Norway. The secret is to feed him home made lasagne .
 
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a real car, he was lucky that he got into a good team that knows how to play a pass
 
Haaland has the best playmaker in the world behind him feeding all the ammunition he needs to hit maybe 40-50 goals this season - Kevin De Bruyne.
 
This guy's thing is incredible, he doesn't stop scoring goals in every game he plays. If he continues at this rate, he will easily reach 50 goals this season.
 
It's crazy that he could've decided to play for England, but chose Norway instead.

With Kane and Haaland, England would've been one of the favorites to win the world cup
 
simply comet HAALAND. He has everything to be one of the players that will forever go down in the history of the sport.
 
Looks like Haaland to score vs Southampton odds are as low as @1.30 in some places (or even smaller) - not sure whether any other player has seen odds this low 🤔 probably not.

Still i wouldn't be surprised if he has day off soon lol ...
 
I think he made the best team for his style of play. In City, he shows everything he can do. I think with such a team he will take the golden ball this season, or at least the golden boot.
 
I still can't believe that over 1 million people signed a petition to kick haland from England 😂😂😂
 
If this guy maintains his level for the next 10 years, he will be the world's all-time top scorer... he will easily surpass Pelé in number of goals, he is a scoring machine.
 
Erling Haaland is a terminator 😀
Seriously he is not a human...
 
balo said:
I can confirm he is produced in a lab here in Southern Norway. The secret is to feed him home made lasagne .
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the mystery was solved 🤣😆😁
 
KUN_AGUERO_KROOS said:
It's crazy that he could've decided to play for England, but chose Norway instead.

With Kane and Haaland, England would've been one of the favorites to win the world cup
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Not really crazy, he is Norwegian and moved back to my country when he was 3 years old. It would be very weird if he choose to play for England.

Anyway, Norway will have a strong team for the next qualification with many young stars, not only Haaland and Odegaard. So we will qualify for sure for Euro 2024.
 
balo said:
Norway will have a strong team for the next qualification with many young stars, not only Haaland and Odegaard. So we will qualify for sure for Euro 2024.
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Scotland disagrees with this statement.
 
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