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Security tapped me on the shoulder, and I missed the outcome. It was a woman, and she said
Have you been drinking? I said hell yes, it's a casino, they are free, she said Sir, I think you may be stuck in the 70s
Drinks are $3.50 cents and she turned into the little girl and handed me the 5000 chip.
I realized I was too high for the casino and had no idea why I let Billi talk me into doing orange sunshine before
coming to the casino. I was used to good acid in East LA, but not while gambling. I went out to my car and rolled some
Acapulco gold, and when about done, there was a tap on the window, it was the little girl, and she said......
 
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Fire it up, you can't stay stoned all day if you don't start first thing in the morning.
I gave her the 5K chip and she went in and bet it all on red on the wheel and as it started to spin....
 
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and As the wheel spun round and round, my mind drifted back to the Tang I was served in lieu of orange juice. I thought to myself, I remember that commercial where they told us about astronauts taking Tang into space. I was higher than any astronaut ever was, so I had just taken Tang to new heights. Maybe I'll be in a Tang commercial someday I mused. Suddenly, I snapped out of it and the waitress asked me if I was ok. I said "honey, I'm higher than a hippie in a helicopter. It ought to be illegal to feel this good" as I glanced back down at the roulette wheel. It had slowed down and the ball was ping-ponging to and fro. And would you believe it..............
 
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.....In the high roller lounge, it smelled like cigars and fancy snacks. Elvis gave me a drink and said, “Enjoy the ride, buddy.” The little girl sat on a big chair and yelled, “Put it all on zero!” I was about to say no, but a flamingo in a suit nodded at me. Then the band started playing “Bohemian Rhapsody,” and I wasn’t sure if I was dreaming or just really, really high?????......
 
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Everything seemed torn from a surreal movie. Blinding lights, music that seemed to come from the walls, and people laughing for no reason. I was sitting at the roulette table, with sweaty hands and heavy head. I didn't know if it was because of the whiskey, the cigar, or the pill Elvis had given me. Yes, Elvis... or someone who looked like him.

The little girl shouted again: “Everything on zero!” and laughed as if he were at the circus. A flamingo in a tuxedo beckoned me to leave the fries. I wanted to protest, but my tongue was stuck to the sky of my mouth. The band was singing “Don't Stop Me Know” and I kept wondering if I was dreaming or trapped in a Vegas-themed nightmare.

Roulette stopped. It's zero. The girl jumped up. Everyone applauded. Me? I was trying to remember if I came alone or if I was part of an experiment.
This is how you feel when the world becomes a joke that you no longer understand, or when someone puts something in the drink, but still...
 
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.......i felt that freedom. I have to admit, such an experience would be incredibly exciting. Isn't this thrill and the true respect for gambling what drives us all? So multifaceted and valuable that we love it, appreciate it, and even dream about it. At least I'm glad I just woke up in my house with my wonderful family. With the feeling deep in my heart: You no longer need to take these unnecessary risks and can now rejoice in what you've achieved. You know: I keep that little girl inside me under control.
 
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[and my wife] didn't approve of this at all. There's so many reasons to not continue gambling and now that the gold earrings are on the line, it's gone too far. Table stakes. No adding from elsewhere. Besides, there's better ways of finding money for gambling if wanting to continue. Is it too late to try entering some cardschat freerolls?

Of course the director's voice, "All right, that's a wrap" echoed through the air at this very moment.
 
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Everything seemed torn from a surreal movie. Blinding lights, music that seemed to come from the walls, and people laughing for no reason. I was sitting at the roulette table, with sweaty hands and heavy head. I didn't know if it was because of the whiskey, the cigar, or the pill Elvis had given me. Yes, Elvis... or someone who looked like him.

The little girl shouted again: “Everything on zero!” and laughed as if he were at the circus. A flamingo in a tuxedo beckoned me to leave the fries. I wanted to protest, but my tongue was stuck to the sky of my mouth. The band was singing “Don't Stop Me Know” and I kept wondering if I was dreaming or trapped in a Vegas-themed nightmare.

Roulette stopped. It's zero. The girl jumped up. Everyone applauded. Me? I was trying to remember if I came alone or if I was part of an experiment.
This is how you feel when the world becomes a joke that you no longer understand, or when someone puts something in the drink, but still...
....I lifted my weary head and looked at the girl.

She was jumping up and down like a small happy bunny singing:
"You have put a coin on the zero,
you are my hero.
Now let's get out of this joint,
and burn the money like a crazy Nero!"

I sad:"Wait, wait. Hold on little girl. What is going on here?"

She stopped jumping and said to me:......
 
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The little girl tugged at my sleeve, her teddy bear now sporting a tiny blackjack vest, and murmured, "See? Dad's boots aren't the only thing that's come undone tonight—time to cash out before the house starts betting on your sanity." Holding her hand outstretch waiting for me to take it and take me somewhere, anywhere but here. Lets go she said...
 
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I hesitated for a moment, the echo of the roulette wheel fading behind us. The casino lights dimmed as if the whole place was holding its breath. “Where are we going?” I asked, still clutching my last chip.
She smiled, a knowing smile far too old for her age. “To finish the game that never ends,” she whispered. The doors swung open — and instead of the parking lot, we stepped into another room… filled with familiar faces wearing CardsChat hoodies, each holding a hand of glowing cards.
 
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and then, suddenly…

the floor shook, the chandelier above my head jingled, and the dealer said "Don't worry sir, it's only a minor earthquake"

"Oh" I said, "is that all?"

"Yes, sir" he said, as he dealt himself an ace. This time it was me who shook, but magically he drew 4 then two pictures, and I won both hands.
 
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That's when I felt my cell phone vibrate in my pants pocket, and when I answered, I heard my dog barking. It seemed like he wanted to tell me something about my move. I tried to find out who was calling using my dog as bait, but after the barking, I heard a voice saying:

It's not anyone in particular, it's your dog asking to play again and not to be afraid of setbacks.

I didn't quite understand what had happened, but when I turned off the phone, I had the feeling that it was my dog warning me that luck was on my side.
 
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Wow, this is just too much you know. That could never be happening, cause his dog is deaf from birth.
After that the man finally recognizes, he needs to get his shit back together.
He fetch himself a coke and something to eat. While he's at it, he starts to search around, trying to recover his selfawareness.
His pressure seems to be a little better now. He figures there's only to things to do now:
1- Quit the games and go back home where he'll be safe to rest a wait the day to wear out.
2- Keep going deeper to the rabbit hole and try to make some sense of everything that just happened to him up to now.

Of course, that decision didn't take much to be made. Deep inside he knows, he must:
 
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After much deliberation, I finally decided to play at the poker tables and listen to my dog's instincts. He was my faithful friend in life and somehow warned me that luck would be with me tonight and I could win the coveted ticket in this card tournament that would secure me a place in the world series of poker in Las Vegas.
 
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After much deliberation, I finally decided to play at the poker tables and listen to my dog's instincts. He was my faithful friend in life and somehow warned me that luck would be with me tonight and I could win the coveted ticket in this card tournament that would secure me a place in the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas.
This where the story leaves off, so anyone reading pick it up from here.

I just wanted to post that I cleaned up some of the parts that didn't follow the story line, and added one back in that did go along with it. :)
 
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After much deliberation, I finally decided to play at the poker tables and listen to my dog's instincts. He was my faithful friend in life and somehow warned me that luck would be with me tonight and I could win the coveted ticket in this card tournament that would secure me a place in the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas.
As the final hand began, the room seemed to fade into silence. Every sound, every movement slowed down — it was just me, the cards, and the faint echo of my dog’s bark in my mind. The dealer burned one card and placed the flop on the felt: Ace of hearts, Ten of hearts, Seven of clubs.

My pulse quickened. Could this really be the moment he had somehow warned me about?

I took a deep breath and looked across the table at my opponent, who smiled as if he already knew the ending.

And then…
 
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...I finally take a look at my cards since I never looked at them pre-flop. One is a picture of Billi riding a giant squirrel with 2 enormous tusks. The other is a picture of Isa with a lion tamer's chair in one hand and a whip in the other. Both cards are animated playing out like a cut scene from a movie. I put the cards down and rub my eyes, not sure that what I've just seen was even real. I decide to take a 2nd look at the cards and this time they are just the Ace of clubs and 10 of clubs. I decide to lead out but as I reach for where my chips should be....
 
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And suddenly I woke up and realized that the fairy tale was over, I felt sick at heart, my dream had been shattered, from a poker king I had turned into a dandelion, the poker gods had turned away from me, gradually my mind cleared from fatigue, my previously unshakable faith was shaken, maybe you will never achieve your dream, and time goes by, you are no longer 18. That's what I thought again, sitting behind the wheel in a traffic jam,I went out and headed to the casino and suddenly on the way I met...
 
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suddenly on the way I met myself in the mirror while stopped at a traffic light, I didn't look like myself, something was wrong!! Pale ,feeling weak and seeing traces like a strobe light was flashing then the tunnel vision started. that damn acid ! The Tang, the imaginary Poker tournament, Its all been a bad trip on that damn window Pane acid. I knew I should of cut it into 4 pieces but no, Jay ,billi and myself had to go and ................................................
 
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Eat it all like it was Grandma's apple pie! I now saw Mike Matusow hollering at me in the car behind me because the light turned green at some point
in my dream state. I flipped him the bird and punched the gas. It was time to cruise The Strip and enjoy the lights! The Bellagio caught my eyes with water dancing all about. What should I do now I thought.....
 
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Eat it all like it was Grandma's apple pie! I now saw Mike Matusow hollering at me in the car behind me because the light turned green at some point
in my dream state. I flipped him the bird and punched the gas. It was time to cruise The Strip and enjoy the lights! The Bellagio caught my eyes with water dancing all about. What should I do now I thought.....
And then the alarm clock rang, and I realized I was late for work. I quickly got ready and ran to catch the bus. During my shift at the machine, I kept thinking about the slots in that casino. When my shift ended and I got home, I opened my email — there was a bonus from the casino. I had never played slots before, since seeing those huge wagering requirements, I thought it was impossible to clear them. But today I decided to try, and quite easily, within two hours, I cleared a $100 bonus. Now I’ll use this opportunity more often. Of course, I was lucky this time, and it won’t always work out like that — but the sun will rise again, and I’ll try once more.
 
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And the answer appeared before me, shining like the lights of Viva Vision:
Follow the white rabbit!
Follow the white rabbit, you idiot!
Then I looked to the side and saw the little girl on the sidewalk holding a white plush rabbit in front of the Golden Nugget. I got out of the car without it stopping first. And the car continued on, now unoccupied, since only I was in it.
I walked over to the girl. She looked me in the eyes and said:
"I was waiting for you. It's time for you to wake up!"
Wake up? I must be dreaming. - I replied.
Then the rabbit the girl was holding turned to me and stared at me with its red, pupil-less eyes:
You're dreaming when you get up late in the morning, kiss your wife and children, eat eggs and bacon, and go to work. That's not real.
Come on, let us show you. "The girl said, taking my hand and leading me to a door in the middle of the street between cars speeding back and forth at 100 miles per hour. The girl took a golden card from the rabbit's mouth and touched the door with it. The door opened, and for a moment my soul left my body when I saw what was on the other side:"
 
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