Favorite Poker Quotes

[Whaevoz]

"You call, it's gonna be all over, baby!" -- Scotty Nguyen

 

[Whaevoz]

“May the flop be with you.” -- Doyle Brunson

 

[TommyT]

Would you of called if I......

 

[TommyT]

I would of won that because I had.....
Not even in hand

 

[MrPokerVerse]

One of my favorites: If a player with money meets an experienced player at the table, the experienced player will leave with money and the money player will leave with experience.

This is one of my favorites as well.

 

[successlaw]

Bet bet bet , sometimes they fold

 

[Whaevoz]

“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.” -- Steven Wright

 

[blazer1027]

"It’s a pleasure to meet someone who understands that to the true gambler, money is never an end in itself, it’s simply a tool, as language is to thought.” -
The Cincinnati Kid

 

[Whaevoz]

“You played that hand like a vegan.” -- Erick Linderer (to Daniel Negreanu)

 

[No Bologna]

No Bologna

I hear it in my head all of the time..."You should have folded"

I hear ya. I just get stubborn to much, I just know they're bluffing and am wrong. Why didn't I fold dummy?

 

[Drabiuk]

Quotes of Great Players

"The more I develop as a person,
The better poker player I am." - Fedor Holz

"You can't bluff someone
who is not paying attention" - Phil Ivey

The beautiful thing in poker is that
Everybody thinks they can play.

"Every time there is a showdown,
that is a potential fountain
of information" - Alex Fitzgerald

"Poker is a hard way,
to make an easy living" - Doyle Brunson

 

[Whaevoz]

“The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.” -- Chris Moneymaker

 

[Whaevoz]

“Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes playing a poor hand well.” -- Jack London

 

[danoscar]

Hello. This one of my favorites by one of my favorite players:

"Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.” ~ Mike Caro

 

[Freepokerfree]

"To be a successful player you have to be completely free from money" - Doyle Bunson.

 

[ph_il]

"nh. gg. gl all." is my favorite poker quote because i say it very often.

 

[CornY7Y]

Alohadancetv

"I can smell your fear from Kharkov" - Ilya Korobkin

 

[Geyomobama]

You gotta know when holdem, know when to fold em....and you know the rest

 

[ProfessorGrind]

If you lose the pot, don't lose the lesson.

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker is not simply a game of odds, moves and calculations. It is a game of controlled and exploited emotions including greed, fear, over-confidence and anger.” -- Steven Lubet

 

[Pokerstudy]

Sklansky


“Every time opponents play a hand differently from the way they would have if they see all your cards, you gain; and every time they play a hand the same way they would have played if they could see all your cards, you lose” - David Sklansky - Fundamental Theorem of Poker

 

[Whaevoz]

“One day a chump, the next day a champion. What a difference a day makes in tournament poker!” -- Mike Sexton

 

[Whaevoz]

“Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and their actual ability than in poker.” -- Steve Badger

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy.” -- Lou Kreiger

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker’s the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man’s, and every man’s is against yours.” -- W. Somerset Maugham