Favorite Poker Quotes

[8infinity8]

You will show your ooker greatness by the hands you fold. Not the hands you play.

 

[Whaevoz]

“It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to be good at poker.” -- Phil Gordon

 

[Whaevoz]

"It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money." -- "Canada" Bill Jones

 

[Whaevoz]

“I must complain the cards are ill-shuffled till I have a good hand.” -- Jonathan Swift

 

[novikov78rus]

THE BEST

Need to quit school or work to learn poker?:stupido:

 

[Paddy_8i]

i hate QA of suite

lose every hand to the pre-flop

 

[frazzle1991]

And the whole story:

The grandson visits his grandfather for advice:"Grandpa, what do I do now that I'm great?"
- What do you mean, baby?
- Everyone has a hobby but I don't. Dad told me to go play football and even make money with it.
- No way. “I ask, is it normal for an adult to run up and down, curling a ball? Poker is the only game worthy of a man. Your cards are against everyone and everyone against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune through teamwork? There's a way to make a fortune - take it from the guy who sits down to play poker with you. ” And it's not a hobby, it's a profession.
- Did you play poker a lot, Grandpa?
- Oh, but how much more. "One has to play every day because it's very bad that one just is and doesn't even know how lucky he is."
- Do you think poker is gambling?
- No, poker is a game of knowledge!
"But you just said I know how lucky I am here!" "You don't understand that this is not gambling?" Why do the same 5 members always play for the World Cup? Are they the most glazed in Vegas? It's a mind game ... ” - And what do I need to play poker? "You don't need anything but chips and a chair." However, one thing is better if you note at the beginning, "If you don't know after 20 minutes who the sucker is at the table, it's you!" - I understand. But what if I lose all my money? What if I don't win? "If you're too careful, your whole life will be a ****ing grinder." Dare to take risks because if you don’t take risks you can never win! - All right. But what is poker like? "Poker is very similar to sex, everyone thinks he's the best, but he has no idea what he's doing." Therefore, if you go to play always be modest. Because it is better to win modestly than to lose grandly! - What's wrong, Grandpa? Your voice is sad. - I remembered the old poker parties… - How can I cheer you up? - "- Do you know what cheers me up? - We? - 3 aces and 2 kings. The constantly bidding tourists and the juice picked from them. Chip towers that I can't see from behind. All night, high-stakes Hold'em in the Tajik, where the sand turns gold. ” - Then let's go and play one! They went to play with his grandson’s grandfather, and then the grandson closed the evening without money. - You see, that's what Grandpa was talking about! - Do you give up right at the first hurdle? "If a cash player meets an experienced player at the table, the experienced player will leave with money and the cash with experience." You were the money player. If you want to achieve anything in poker, after every such defeat you will think about what you made wrong, go and learn, then sit back at the table and get better! And you don't give up!

I loved this story :bawling::bawling::bawling:

 

[UM3SH]

You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play.

 

[Whaevoz]

"The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing." -- Nick "The Greek" Dandolos

 

[Crash Burn]

Michael Gersitz: "Don't be angry because you lost, get angry because you didn't win."

https://prnt.sc/ul7rt7

 

[ADRI7HO]

"Life is like a poker game. Either I share or I share. It takes talent and luck. You keep the bet, raise and bluff. You can always learn from partners. Sometimes we win with a single pair, but also, that we lose to the brim. Whatever happens, it's good as long as the deck is in motion. "

Roger von Oech

““ What a smart dog you have! ”A man said when he saw his friend playing cards with his dog.
"Not as smart as it looks," was the reply. "If he has a good hand, he'll start wagging his tail right away."

Anthony de Mello

"When we talk about the past, we always falsely shuffle the card."

Stephen King

"Death is a playmate who doesn't cheat, just doesn't tell you when you're going to use the joker you knocked out of the game."

Graffiti

"You shouldn't wait for the joker either on the card or in everyday life."


George Korda. (Hungarian faomus icon)


"Sex is good, but poker lasts longer."
Alfred Alvarez (2001)

"Strategy is like a fart: we keep it as long as we can!"

He wasn't next to who the quote was from but it's good: D.


"Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the world!
This helped him win the 84th world series of poker with a jolly, a club two, a round 7, a green 4 from UNO, and a Monopoly "Escape from Prison" card. "

I don't know from whom but it's good too: D.

 

[Good Man]

"Life is like a poker game. Either I share or I share. It takes talent and luck. You keep the bet, raise and bluff. You can always learn from partners. Sometimes we win with a single pair, but also, that we lose to the brim. Whatever happens, it's good as long as the deck is in motion. "

Roger von Oech

““ What a smart dog you have! ”A man said when he saw his friend playing cards with his dog.
"Not as smart as it looks," was the reply. "If he has a good hand, he'll start wagging his tail right away."

Anthony de Mello

"When we talk about the past, we always falsely shuffle the card."

Stephen King

"Death is a playmate who doesn't cheat, just doesn't tell you when you're going to use the joker you knocked out of the game."

Graffiti

"You shouldn't wait for the joker either on the card or in everyday life."


George Korda. (Hungarian faomus icon)


"Sex is good, but poker lasts longer."
Alfred Alvarez (2001)

"Strategy is like a fart: we keep it as long as we can!"

He wasn't next to who the quote was from but it's good: D.


"Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the world!
This helped him win the 84th World Series of Poker with a jolly, a club two, a round 7, a green 4 from UNO, and a Monopoly "Escape from Prison" card. "

I don't know from whom but it's good too: D.

Life is like a game of poker: if you don't put anything on the line, you'll have nothing to gain from it. Poker is cool. In one evening, you can reach the top of happiness or unhappiness, all very quickly. It's not bad or good cards that matter, it's important to be able to play bad ones.

 

[Whaevoz]

"Tight is not right." -- Antonio Esfandiari

 

[betang]

“Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn’t be avoided. It should be faced.” ~ Edward Norton

 

[Whaevoz]

“I don’t play any two suited cards. I play any two non-suited cards. That way I’m drawing at two different flushes.” -- Amarillo Slim

 

[Whaevoz]

"The kiddie game is down the street!" -- Mike "The Mouth" Matusow

 

[Crash Burn]

"Being a pro in poker is fantastic, but it's a lot of work. One must love the game, but without forgetting that it is necessary to face enormous challenges " - Chris Moneymaker " The WSOP bracelet is no big deal " - Patrik Antonius " Poker is a game that takes 5 minutes to learn, but a lifetime to be mastered "

 

[test230]

"All you need is a chip and a chair." - Jack Straus

 

[Rahatis]

My favorite chip trick is to make everyone's chip stack disappear.

Amarillo Slim

 

[pothead2012]

In the Land of the Blind the one-eyed Man is King

don`t know who came up with it

 

[navicula]

The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be.

 

[Meroveus]

You can't win if you fold

 

[shibdevvar]

"Trust the process, it will take time but it will give you ton of surprise."


Don't feel sad or angry even if you lost..this quote helps me alot just trust the process

 

[Whaevoz]

“What I know about poker you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I’m learning.” -- Wilford Brimley

 

[James24543]

We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.

What are some of your favorites? :questionm

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If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time. — … "​