Have Any Good Poker Jokes?

[EVA777]

I've read enough jokes in poker, but many of those that write here about which I have never heard[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]
i play the piano myself
but poker never played the piano[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]

:hahaha:What are your years - it's not too late to try!:thrasher::dancing2:arty::congrats::congrats::congrats::flowers:

 

[ruk1dd1ngme]

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I just heard one that was a little corny but funny too.

My wife always wanted to go with me to the casino to play poker, so I finally brought her along. She insisted she would go off on her own and could hold her own without my help.

Two hours later, I took a break and went to find her. She said, "Honey, I have been playing this poker machine for two hours and haven't lost a penny. At least I held my own."

I looked at the machine and said, "Darling, you've been playing a change machine!"

 

[Super_Gleb]

I've never heard it too. I think it might be interesting!

 

[Andrey Krok]

AK 0% to win

AA also no chance)

 

[Bambini7777]

- What do sex with poker have in common?
- If you do not have a good partner, then there must be a happy hand.:angel:

 

[BesseNuts]

You guys are amazing! Funny!

 

[kddy]

less benefits for Latin players

Today I notice that the "pass freeroll" of pokerstars are now sectioned and in fact all of this month go to tables that are exclusive to Latin America, what I see is that none is to classify the Big Bang for example, or ticket 3.30 , a very small amount of 25 USD among all those who participate ...: v I think that is to underestimate the Latin public that is very broad and has many active players

 

[jfofla]

they asked a woman, you already won at poker, she replied, yes, I won a husband and three children

 

[EVA777]

Today I notice that the "pass freeroll" of pokerstars are now sectioned and in fact all of this month go to tables that are exclusive to Latin America, what I see is that none is to classify the Big Bang for example, or ticket 3.30 , a very small amount of 25 USD among all those who participate ...: v I think that is to underestimate the Latin public that is very broad and has many active players

:bandit: Is this also a joke? :nurse:

 

[EVA777]

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The consequences of this joke are very sadcguru: :banghead: :saint:

 

[EVA777]

- You're lying, and priests shouldn't lie.
- In poker there is no lies, only bluff. God forgives bluff.

 

[Bambini7777]

It is interesting to know why you never win at races, but are you always lucky with cards? - Have you ever tried to shove a horse in a sleeve?

 

[Bambini7777]

Bought gifts for the New Year. Two radio-controlled cars that the husband with the child did not fight

 

[EVA777]

The world champion in poker was so good that even after his death the family was still sure that he was bluffing for 4 more days!

 

[Bambini7777]

The world champion in poker was so good that even after his death the family was still sure that he was bluffing for 4 more days!

good:wink:

 

[EVA777]

They say you taught your wife to play poker?
- Yes, today I won all my salary ...

 

[vidos2505]

Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.

 

[vidos2505]

“They say you taught your wife to play poker?”
- And I do not regret it. For example, the day before yesterday I won her half of my salary.

 

[vidos2505]

The hostess of the house, where the card game was delayed until the morning, looks to the gamblers with a displeased look:
- Gentlemen! Could you keep it quiet in my house!
- Do not make noise, dear, - timidly asks her husband. - You see, this house is no longer ours.

 

[vidos2505]

A visitor went to a local club and saw three people and a dog playing poker.
“It must be a very clever dog,” he remarked to the players.
“No, not really,” answered one of them.
- As soon as she gets a good card, she starts wagging her tail.

 

[vidos2505]

After playing cards all night long, the loser must pay a large sum to his partners.
“I refuse to pay,” he protested emphatically.
- Why?
- One of us cheated!
- Who?
- I!

 

[vidos2505]

Poker game One of the players comes out, then returns and says to the host:
- Listen, there in the kitchen is your wife with Petrovich, right on the table ...
- So, guys, that's the last game!

 

[vidos2505]

There is a poker game. Suddenly, one of the players snatches the Colt and to the opponent:
- I hate cheats. Explain how wrong you turned out to be the cards I handed to you!

 

[vidos2505]

- Do you play the piano?
- Yes, I play. Only his surface is polished and the cards slide over it

 

[vidos2505]

The game of poker was delayed until the morning. A player's angry wife goes out and shouts:
- When will all this end in our house? !!!
Husband reassures:
- Take it easy, dear! This is not our home ...