****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[BelgoSuisse]

Is it not a huge bitch to not being able to drink till your 21 ?
Seems so hugely excessive, whats wrong with 18? Or 16 like it is here ?

+1. I'm pretty sure if governments tried to impose such ridiculous drinking restrictions on this side of the Atlantic Ocean, there would be revolutions going on all over Europe.

 

[Deltafrost]

Thanks everyone! Gotta make the parents happy and eat dinner with them before heading to the bars!

And yes Enty, its sucks bad sometimes. Especially when you live with 3 other guys, all of which are 21!

 

[eNTy]

+1. I'm pretty sure if governments tried to impose such ridiculous drinking restrictions on this side of the Atlantic Ocean, there would be revolutions going on all over Europe.

ohh yes.. people would riot in the streets !

 

[Jurn8]

Yay! I am learning to open up ! dont lol at me please

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (CO): $51.25 (102.5 bb)
BTN: $76.30 (152.6 bb)
SB: $27.65 (55.3 bb)
BB: $66.35 (132.7 bb)
UTG: $56.30 (112.6 bb)
MP: $23.25 (46.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with A:spade: K:diamond:
UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, BB raises to $6.50, MP folds, Hero raises to $22, BB raises to $37.50, Hero raises to $51.25 and is all-in, BB calls $13.75

Flop: ($103.25) 5:heart: K:heart: 2:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($103.25) 2:heart: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($103.25) 5:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:[spoil] $103.25 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed Q:club: A:club: (two pairs, Fives and Twos) and lost (-$51.25 net)
Hero showed A:spade: K:diamond: (two pairs, Kings and Fives) and won $100.25 ($49 net)
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[tenbob]

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 10 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP1: $92.70 (92.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): $100.80 (100.8 bb)
MP3: $98.50 (98.5 bb)
CO: $101.30 (101.3 bb)
BTN: $52.90 (52.9 bb)
SB: $88.05 (88.1 bb)
BB: $105 (105 bb)
UTG: $111.05 (111.1 bb)
UTG+1: $103.10 (103.1 bb)
UTG+2: $110.55 (110.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with 4

4

UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $3, 5 folds

Flop: ($7.50) A

4

6

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets $5, Hero raises to $15, UTG+1 raises to $26.25, Hero raises to $97.80 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls $71.55

Turn: ($203.10) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($203.10) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $203.10 pot ($3 rake)
UTG+1 showed Q

A

(two pairs, Aces and Eights) and lost (-$100.80 net)

 

[bw07507]

Yay! I am learning to open up ! dont lol at me please

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (CO): $51.25 (102.5 bb)
BTN: $76.30 (152.6 bb)
SB: $27.65 (55.3 bb)
BB: $66.35 (132.7 bb)
UTG: $56.30 (112.6 bb)
MP: $23.25 (46.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with A♠ K♦
UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, BB raises to $6.50, MP folds, Hero raises to $22, BB raises to $37.50, Hero raises to $51.25 and is all-in, BB calls $13.75

Flop: ($103.25) 5♥ K♥ 2♣ (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($103.25) 2♥ (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($103.25) 5♠ (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:[spoil] $103.25 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed Q♣ A♣ (two pairs, Fives and Twos) and lost (-$51.25 net)
Hero showed A♠ K♦ (two pairs, Kings and Fives) and won $100.25 ($49 net)

Nice. 3bet is excessively large, but good result

 

[ChuckTs]

4b

other news: of course prima/micro decides to implement a new software upgrade that pretty much includes a bet pot within the client among an autoreloader and other shit I haven't even looked at. This is just when I'm on the tail end of clearing my bonus there and about to move over to ipoker. wtf.

 

[tenbob]

4b

other news: of course prima/micro decides to implement a new software upgrade that pretty much includes a bet pot within the client among an autoreloader and other shit I haven't even looked at. This is just when I'm on the tail end of clearing my bonus there and about to move over to ipoker. wtf.

Looks like Ill be moving the other way so Chuck, fire me a PM about the last deal you got please.

 

[eNTy]

How was it ?
software wise mainly as im sure the fishes were plenty ?

 

[beardyian]

+1. I'm pretty sure if governments tried to impose such ridiculous drinking restrictions on this side of the Atlantic Ocean, there would be revolutions going on all over Europe.

....again lol

ohh yes.. people would riot in the streets !

that would make a change lol

 

[Lemlywinks]

Yea the drinking thing sucks but its really not hard getting alcohol/really even getting into places

still sucks tho

 

[vanquish]

soowoo bitch i do this shit
i'll erase you like i drew you bitch

 

[tenbob]

Ohhhhh Just made the money in the 34K GTD on tilt without even noticing. Then hand for hand pops up.

 

[The Shrog]

Have a good one Delta. My 21st last summer was an awesome night. Go get your drink on!

 

[bubbasbestbabe]

Bleh, just paid $300 to have cesspool pumped out. And had to cut my new deck open to get at the pool. (new house and didn't know where the bloody thing was).

But this was nice.

Poker Stars, $5.50 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 300 ante) NL Hold'em Tourney, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
UTG+1: 101,642 (33.9 bb)
MP1: 241,096 (80.4 bb)
Hero (MP2): 274,899 (91.6 bb)
BTN: 137,788 (45.9 bb)
SB: 186,970 (62.3 bb)
BB: 118,816 (39.6 bb)
MP3: 144,717 (48.2 bb)
CO: 16,534 (5.5 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with 2:heart: 2:spade:
3 folds, MP1 raises to 12,000, Hero calls 12,000, 3 folds
Flop: (30,900) 3:heart: 2:diamond: 6:spade: (2 players)
MP1 bets 15,000, Hero raises to 30,000, MP1 raises to 228,796 and is all-in, Hero calls 198,796
Turn: (488,492) 2:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (488,492) 9:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 488,492 pot
MP1 showed Q:diamond: Q:spade: (two pairs, Queens and Twos) and lost (-241,096 net)
Hero showed 2:heart: 2:spade: (four of a kind, Twos) and won 488,492 (247,396 net)

 

[eNTy]

monstor pot !

 

[tenbob]

Sigh, dude stealing 80% and he snaps this off after ive folded to them for 2 hours.

ull Tilt, 1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: 33,865 (14.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 53,683 (22.4 bb)
BB: 55,134 (23 bb)
UTG+2: 35,423 (14.8 bb)
MP1: 85,490 (35.6 bb)
MP2: 35,412 (14.8 bb)
MP3: 61,977 (25.8 bb)
CO: 38,366 (16 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A

Q

3 folds, MP3 raises to 7,200, 2 folds, Hero raises to 53,383 and is all-in, BB folds, MP3 calls 46,183

Flop: (111,566) 4

J

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (111,566) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (111,566) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 111,566 pot
Hero showed A

Q

(a pair of Fours) and lost (-53,683 net)
MP3 showed T

T

(two pairs, Tens and Fours) and won 111,566 (57,883 net)

 

[The Shrog]

How deep are you in the tourny bubba?

 

[tenbob]

Off to watch TV now i rekon, $250 evening

 

[switch0723]

god damn i run so bad at 100nl, a player is playing 95/90 for about an hour donating to the whole table as they dont fold postflop if they have any pair, guess whos the only player to lose money to them

 

[bubbasbestbabe]

How deep are you in the tourny bubba?

37 out of 54. Was first but took major hit. AJ<J3

 

[Lemlywinks]

gl!

gogogogo

 

[bubbasbestbabe]

Bleh, finished 40th. That hit was a liitle too much to come back from.

 

[c9h13no3]

And the 4-outers continue...

*** 5TH STREET ***
CEENINE - Pocket [8c Qc Qh Kd Kc]
BRANDIBOP3 - Pocket [H H Jd 10c 6c]
YESHUALIVES - Pocket [H H 9c 3h 3s]
XRAYVIS - Pocket [H H 5h Ah 9d]
CEENINE - Bets $6
BRANDIBOP3 - Folds
YESHUALIVES - Calls $6
XRAYVIS - Raises $12 to $12
CEENINE - Raises $12 to $18
YESHUALIVES - Calls $12
XRAYVIS - Calls $6
*** 6TH STREET ***
CEENINE - Pocket [8c Qc Qh Kd Kc 6s]
YESHUALIVES - Pocket [H H 9c 3h 3s 7h]
XRAYVIS - Pocket [H H 5h Ah 9d 4c]
CEENINE - Bets $6
YESHUALIVES - Calls $6
XRAYVIS - Calls $6
*** RIVER ***
CEENINE - Pocket [8c Qc Qh Kd Kc 6s 7d]
YESHUALIVES - Pocket [H H 9c 3h 3s 7h H]
XRAYVIS - Pocket [H H 5h Ah 9d 4c H]
CEENINE - Bets $6
YESHUALIVES - Raises $12 to $12
XRAYVIS - Calls $12
CEENINE - Calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
YESHUALIVES - Shows [10s 9s 9c 3h 3s 7h 3c] (Full house, threes full of nines)
XRAYVIS - Mucks
CEENINE - Mucks
YESHUALIVES Collects $166.50 from main pot

 

[eNTy]

I ****ing hate this week.
Every day is the same shit.

Everyone always gets there.
No matter what fking awesome hand I flop or make I always get fking sucked out on or coutnerfeited or I totally missplay the shit out of it.

When will this fking end.
I hate poker.

UTG: $5.35 (21.4 bb)
UTG+1: $30.10 (120.4 bb)
MP1: $26.60 (106.4 bb)
MP2: $5.50 (22 bb)
MP3: $24.65 (98.6 bb)
Hero (CO): $25.25 (101 bb)
BTN: $26.15 (104.6 bb)
SB: $25 (100 bb)
BB: $24.25 (97 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with 7:club: 7:spade:
2 folds, MP1 raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero calls $1, BTN calls $1, SB folds, BB calls $0.75
Flop: ($4.10) K:spade: K:club: 7:diamond: (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets $2, Hero calls $2, BTN raises to $6, BB folds, MP1 calls $4, Hero calls $4
Turn: ($22.10) J:club: (3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks, BTN checks
River: ($22.10) Q:club: (3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $15, BTN raises to $19.15 and is all-in, MP1 folds, Hero calls $3.25 and is all-in
Results: $58.60 pot ($2.85 rake)
BTN showed K:diamond: Q:heart: (a full house, Kings full of Queens) and won $55.75 ($30.50 net)
Hero mucked 7:club: 7:spade: (a full house, Sevens full of Kings) and lost (-$25.25 net)

Awesome 45/30 w/ 20% 3bet here.
The Joy.

SB: $17.90 (71.6 bb)
BB: $44.30 (177.2 bb)
UTG+1: $26.90 (107.6 bb)
MP1: $8.30 (33.2 bb)
MP2: $25 (100 bb)
MP3: $24.65 (98.6 bb)
Hero (CO): $28.10 (112.4 bb)
BTN: $27.75 (111 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with J:heart: J:diamond:
4 folds, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, BB raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5.50, BB calls $3.75
Flop: ($11.10) J:spade: 5:heart: 9:heart: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB calls $6
Turn: ($23.10) K:heart: (2 players)
BB bets $5.75, Hero raises to $16.60 and is all-in, BB calls $10.85
River: ($56.30) T:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $56.30 pot ($2.75 rake)
BB showed K:club: K:diamond: (three of a kind, Kings) and won $53.55 ($25.45 net)
Hero mucked J:heart: J:diamond: (three of a kind, Jacks) and lost (-$28.10 net)

Been getting awesome shortstack rapeage all day too...

UTG+1: $5.15 (20.6 bb)
MP1: $26.35 (105.4 bb)
MP2: $6.80 (27.2 bb)
MP3: $9.30 (37.2 bb)
CO: $10.15 (40.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $25 (100 bb)
SB: $24.75 (99 bb)
BB: $13.75 (55 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A:heart: A:diamond:
UTG+1 raises to $0.75, 4 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to $5.15 and is all-in, Hero calls $2.65
Flop: ($10.65) K:club: 3:club: 9:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($10.65) Q:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($10.65) 5:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $10.65 pot ($0.50 rake)
UTG+1 showed A:spade: 8:club: (a flush, King high) and won $10.15 ($5 net)
Hero mucked A:heart: A:diamond: (a pair of Aces) and lost (-$5.15 net)

Hero (BTN): $25 (100 bb)
SB: $22 (88 bb)
BB: $24.65 (98.6 bb)
UTG: $9.10 (36.4 bb)
MP: $27.20 (108.8 bb)
CO: $25 (100 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Q:heart: Q:club:
2 folds, CO raises to $1, Hero calls $1, 2 folds
Flop: ($2.35) 5:spade: 4:club: 6:club: (2 players)
CO bets $1.50, Hero raises to $5, CO raises to $13.25, Hero raises to $24 and is all-in, CO calls $10.75 and is all-in
Turn: ($50.35) 6:diamond: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($50.35) 3:diamond: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $50.35 pot ($2.50 rake)
CO showed 7:club: 7:diamond: (a straight, Three to Seven) and won $47.85 ($22.85 net)
Hero mucked Q:heart: Q:club: (two pairs, Queens and Sixes) and lost (-$25 net)

No it's not anything substantial, no it's not anything like what Feitr posted.
I just totally flipped when I lost that 77 flopped boat hand. I closed all my tables when I saw that flop action, cause I was quitting anyway. Then mr awesome doesn't bet turn and I get ****ed on the river as usual. Awesome.