****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[custo80]

OMFG I Love Donkeys

PokerStars Game #28898097424: Tournament #168583051, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/06/02 7:19:30 ET
Table '168583051 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: KevinLB (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: smokey0721 (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: RagztoRiches (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: Dugnas (1720 in chips)
Seat 5: Custo80 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: PTdoggie13 (1320 in chips)
Seat 7: robustman (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Thessalie (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: GoodLife420 (1530 in chips)
PTdoggie13: posts small blind 10
robustman: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Custo80 [Jd Kh]
Thessalie: folds
GoodLife420: folds
KevinLB: calls 20
smokey0721: folds
RagztoRiches: folds
Dugnas: folds
Custo80: raises 60 to 80
PTdoggie13: raises 60 to 140
robustman: folds
KevinLB: folds
Custo80: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Td Kc Qh]
PTdoggie13: checks
Custo80: checks
*** TURN *** [Td Kc Qh] 2♦
PTdoggie13: bets 220
Custo80: calls 220
*** RIVER *** [Td Kc Qh 2d] 8♠
PTdoggie13: bets 960 and is all-in
Custo80: calls 960
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PTdoggie13: shows [5c 2h] (a pair of Deuces)
Custo80: shows [Jd Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Custo80 collected 2680 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2680 | Rake 0
Board [Td Kc Qh 2d 8s]
Seat 1: KevinLB folded before Flop
Seat 2: smokey0721 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: RagztoRiches folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Dugnas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Custo80 (button) showed [Jd Kh] and won (2680) with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: PTdoggie13 (small blind) showed [5c 2h] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 7: robustman (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Thessalie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: GoodLife420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[Jagsti]

I think there's hope for us all the way Dennis Phillips played that hand right there!

 

[WVHillbilly]

http://www.stoxpoker.com/viewvideos...keyword=&format=&sortby=&view=&subtitles=&my=

Watched this last night. Great vid.

 

[Deltafrost]

Haha yea no joke. Are the people you play with at these running ~70/5 with a few 90/10/4ish's???

Cause if so its just like the games I play at. Just dunno where some of these guys learned to play? Prob Dennis Phillips

Haha, ya basically. There are like 15 that play. besides me and my roommate theres 1 tag and 1 horrible lag, everyone else is like 70/5ish. And they all call down with bottom pair if you act weak!

You guys post too much. I'm just out for the weekend and there's a new monthly thread with close to 200 posts in it already. wtf?

We just wanted you to have something to read when you got home lol

 

[KingCurtis]

i need another beer asap but they're all warm what do i do guys

for future refrence chuck

YouTube - Chill A Coke In 2 Minutes!

 

[The Shrog]

Super chill!!

 

[eNTy]

Sigh what an extremely dickish way to play them

MP1: $8.30 (33.2 bb)
MP2: $39.25 (157 bb)
MP3: $28.80 (115.2 bb)
CO: $4.05 (16.2 bb)
BTN: $29.80 (119.2 bb)
SB: $26.60 (106.4 bb)
BB: $4.05 (16.2 bb)
UTG: $28.50 (114 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): $26.35 (105.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with K:club: K:diamond:
UTG folds, Hero raises to $1, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $1, 3 folds, SB calls $0.90, BB folds

Flop: ($3.25) T:spade: 2:diamond: Q:diamond: (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, MP2 calls $2, SB folds

Turn: ($7.25) 5:club: (2 players)
Hero bets $5, MP2 calls $5

River: ($17.25) 3:club: (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $8.20, Hero calls $8.20

Results: $33.65 pot ($1.60 rake)
MP2 showed A:club: A:heart: (a pair of Aces) and won $32.05 ($15.85 net)
Hero mucked K:club: K:diamond: (a pair of Kings) and lost (-$16.20 net)

 

[bw07507]

Sigh what an extremely dickish way to play them

Why?? He saved u $10. If he wouldve just 3bet preflop you wouldve gotten it all in and lost $25 instead of $15.

 

[Deltafrost]

HEM isnt grabbing all my hands, anyone know how to fix?

i know for sure it isnt reading a set of 7s hand i got, not sure how many more hands it missing.

 

[Lemlywinks]

Haha, ya basically. There are like 15 that play. besides me and my roommate theres 1 tag and 1 horrible lag, everyone else is like 70/5ish. And they all call down with bottom pair if you act weak!

Yep, just like my home game. I would say its like taking candy from a baby...but its more like if the baby had some candy and just handed it to me instead of having me take it

 

[eNTy]

Why?? He saved u $10. If he wouldve just 3bet preflop you wouldve gotten it all in and lost $25 instead of $15.

I know but this way Im like hopeful instead of being 3bet preflop and being FML AA again

 

[ChuckTs]

Just shotgun it!

it was a bottle

 

[GunslingerZ]

Who plans to pre-order the ed miller ebook?

I am.

 

[KingCurtis]

it was a bottle

you never shotguned a bottle?

 

[roundcat]

HEM isnt grabbing all my hands, anyone know how to fix?

i know for sure it isnt reading a set of 7s hand i got, not sure how many more hands it missing.

Check your session display filters -- you might be filtering out something and don't know it. Or do what I did the other night and open up the date range it's displaying. I had it set to "This Month" and was playing about 9:00pm Pacific on May 31, but the timestamp on my hand histories had moved into June already. I was like, "Where are all the hands I've just played??"

Alternately, make sure HEM is seeing all the right hand history folders.

 

[eNTy]

Strawpedo

The method described above does not work with a glass bottle; one solution is to place a drinking straw in the bottle and bend it over the rim so that one end is running along the outside of the bottle. This way, the drinker can seal his or her mouth against the rim of the bottle and have an inflow of air allowing quick delivery. This is popularly called a "strawpedo" (a portmanteau of straw and torpedo). Strawpedoing a bottle of wine is often stated as the ultimate strawpedo test; with drinkers often having to train on smaller strawpedos before being to handle the full wine bottle.

 

[Jurn8]

I completed the strawpedo many times but never attempted a bottle of wine. There is a girl from my old high school who downs bottles of wine in 38 seconds lol

 

[ChuckTs]

oh yeah straw thing, didn't think of that.

oh well, now I have one more beer to drink today and I can chill it! with salt!

brb

 

[KingCurtis]

let us know if it really works. SUPERCHILL!!!!!

 

[Jurn8]

Fck fpps/hands all that crap Im dropping to 8 tables and going to play poker rather than focusing on than the fpps and how many hands can I play etc!

 

[vanquish]

Fck fpps/hands all that crap Im dropping to 8 tables and going to play poker rather than focusing on than the fpps and how many hands can I play etc!

makes me happy when ppl say this

 

[WVHillbilly]

Fck fpps/hands all that crap Im dropping to 8 tables and going to play poker rather than focusing on than the fpps and how many hands can I play etc!

Finally!

 

[Jurn8]

makes me happy when ppl say this

Finally!

Fcking Stars fault getting me into this VPP/FPP bullshit and if I 100 table for 4 hours a day I will make this bonus by then etc

But I lose more than the ****ing bonus anyway cus I cant play poker correctly!!!!

Rant/ at myself sorry guys!

 

[GunslingerZ]

You can use the salt trick to boil stuff faster, as well. Add salt to boiling water, it raises its boiling temperature, anything in there cooks faster.

But if I had that much ice to put in a bowl with salt to chill a can of coke, I'd just use a glass of ice, ldo.

 

[switch0723]

i do not understand how a strawpedo works and have never heard of it, will need demonstration video