****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[Dwilius]

OMG I BuTchr hands. :dong:

 

[eNTy]

OMG I BuTchr hands. :dong:

join the club yo

 

[Deltafrost]

im still drunk from last night...

19 shots 14 beers and 4 mixed drnks is what i was told. Not a bad night

 

[Jurn8]

im still drunk from last night...

19 shots 14 beers and 4 mixed drnks is what i was told. Not a bad night

2 short IMO, always do the same as how old you are especially 21st!

Good effort though delta, 14 beers is pretty good IMO!

 

[vanquish]

im still drunk from last night...

19 shots 14 beers and 4 mixed drnks is what i was told. Not a bad night

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

 

[KingCurtis]

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

he's probably the guy at the bar with an IV stand on wheels just DRANKIN and not caring

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Mastering the subtle art of the value check...

Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players

SB: $76.95 (38.5 bb)
BB: $97 (48.5 bb)
UTG+2: $230.50 (115.3 bb)
Hero (MP1): $216 (108 bb)
MP2: $194 (97 bb)
MP3: $223.35 (111.7 bb)
CO: $200 (100 bb)
BTN: $193.20 (96.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with K♦ Q♦
UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $7, 3 folds, BTN calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($17) 2♣ Q♠ 2♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $14, Hero calls $14

Turn: ($45) K♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $36, Hero calls $36

River: ($117) 3♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $136.20 and is all-in, Hero calls $136.20

Results: $389.40 pot ($3 rake)
BTN showed A♣ 9♦ (a pair of Twos) and lost (-$193.20 net)
Hero showed K♦ Q♦ (two pairs, Kings and Queens) and won $386.40 ($193.20 net)

 

[switch0723]

all supernova on stars, they have put a new milestone cash bonus in the store. $800 for 50k fpp's if you have hit 100k vpp's

 

[vanquish]

all supernova on stars, they have put a new milestone cash bonus in the store. $800 for 50k fpp's if you have hit 100k vpp's

oh ffs

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Milestone: I have now played over 50k hands at 200nl.

 

[vanquish]

Milestone: I have now played over 50k hands at 200nl.

ez game?

 

[eNTy]

ur graph is way too steep

 

[sharpone]

What is going on?

i dont understand the big idea whats dose it matter what you start off the threads with its should be based off the content of the thread not the title. I am so confussed maybe i missed a weid phonomenia with the chatting verbage. lol

 

[tenbob]

Just cause its like loldonkaments

Full Tilt, 30/60 blinds NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BTN): 4,915 (81.9 bb)
SB: 5,375 (89.6 bb)
BB: 1,230 (20.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,055 (34.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,280 (54.7 bb)
MP1: 5,200 (86.7 bb)
MP2: 3,170 (52.8 bb)
MP3: 2,195 (36.6 bb)
CO: 4,940 (82.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 2

2

UTG+1 raises to 180, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 180, 3 folds, Hero calls 180, SB folds, BB calls 120

Flop: (750) 2

4

5

(4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets 1,875 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,875, Hero raises to 4,735 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 calls 2,860

Turn: (12,095) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (12,095) J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 12,095 pot
Hero showed 2

2

(three of a kind, Twos) and lost (-4,915 net)
UTG+1 showed Q

Q

(a pair of Queens) and lost (-2,055 net)
MP1 showed 7

A

(a flush, Ace high) and won 12,095 (7,180 net)

 

[Deltafrost]

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

i started at 7 and didnt stop til 1. plus i just found out one of those drinks mixed drinks were virgin and my friends didnt think i could taste the difference. Guess not lol

oh, and i didnt puke! go me, think im gonna play some pokers

 

[BelgoSuisse]

ez game?

ez game. The trick for 200nl is just that you should not play it on a site where a horde of regs are grinding a gazillion hands to reach SNE. Once you get that part right, the rest is ez.

 

[KingCurtis]

44BB/100 sustainable?

5nl is the weakest poker boss eva!

 

[bw07507]

all supernova on stars, they have put a new milestone cash bonus in the store. $800 for 50k fpp's if you have hit 100k vpp's

This is a pretty pointless milestone since its the same rate as the 4k bonus anyways. Atleast make it worth $1000 stars.

 

[vanquish]

This is a pretty pointless milestone since its the same rate as the 4k bonus anyways. Atleast make it worth $1000 stars.

yea except the 4k bonus takes 5x as long to get to and clear

 

[Jagsti]

The sooner Stars withdraws the clearing requirement for the cash bonuses the better, especially for the likes of Supernova ffs!

 

[vanquish]

belgo, are you SN on stars?

ill prob consider moving to FT when i hit 200nl, which might be soon, but i dunno if its worth abandoning the SN run...

 

[zachvac]

This is a pretty pointless milestone since its the same rate as the 4k bonus anyways. Atleast make it worth $1000 stars.

It's the same rate as all the other cash bonuses people are happy about.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

belgo, are you SN on stars?

No, i only play on stars when they have a reload bonus that i can clear or when FT has technical problems.

 

[feitr]

hm, clearly the key is to finally allow yourself to snap and whine like a little girl

I've got some work for about 2 weeks starting tomorrow so i think i'll just take a good chunk of time off from this and reevaluate. If nothing else, today just confirmed that 1. i have been running like death over the last 3 months because apparantly 2. when i run decent (was actually slightly below EV for today, tho that means very little) i am actually capable of making a little money - and it has been a long long time since i have had a day where much went right at all.

And misclicks are fun.

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HAND #1
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Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
Hero (SB): $420.05 (210 bb)
BB: $229.75 (114.9 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with Q:club: 3:club:
Hero raises to $20, BB calls $18
Flop: ($40) T:club: 5:club: 8:diamond: (2 players)
BB bets $15, Hero calls $15
Turn: ($70) 5:heart: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, BB calls $40
River: ($150) 8:spade: (2 players)
BB bets $50, Hero raises to $345.05 and is all-in, BB folds
Results:[spoil] $250 pot ($0.50 rake)
[/spoil]

 

[zachvac]

Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players

MP1: $651.60 (325.8 bb)
MP2: $450.40 (225.2 bb)
MP3: $64.50 (32.3 bb)
CO: $207.70 (103.9 bb)
BTN: $409.90 (205 bb)
Hero (SB): $201 (100.5 bb)
BB: $203 (101.5 bb)
UTG+2: $325.80 (162.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K

K

6 folds, Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $14, Hero raises to $34, BB raises to $203 and is all-in, Hero calls $167 and is all-in

Flop: ($402) J

J

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($402) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($402) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $402 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed 8

A

(two pairs, Jacks and Eights) and lost (-$201 net)
Hero showed K

K

(two pairs, Kings and Jacks) and won $399 ($198 net)