***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

[Jagsti]

gl Jagsti!

Cheers WV.... However Overlays aren't worth **** when you suck so bad at MTT's! I really don't know why I bother with them tbh. NVM back to the grind!

 

[eNTy]

2nd hand of the session lole

CO: $10.70 (107 bb)
BTN: $1.85 (18.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $10 (100 bb)
BB: $30.45 (304.5 bb)
UTG: $1.80 (18 bb)
UTG+1: $15.15 (151.5 bb)
MP1: $10.25 (102.5 bb)
MP2: $2 (20 bb)
MP3: $10 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A:club: A:diamond:
7 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BB raises to $0.50, Hero raises to $10 and is all-in, BB calls $9.50

Flop: ($20) 7:club: 5:club: A:heart: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($20) 5:heart: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($20) 5:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $20 pot ($1 rake)
Hero showed A:club: A:diamond: (a full house, Aces full of Fives) and won $19 ($9 net)
BB mucked 2:spade: 2:club: (a full house, Fives full of Twos) and lost (-$10 net)

 

[dsvw56]

Ugh, 7.5 days left and 13000 hands to go. Someone please come kick me in the ass to get me going.

 

[switch0723]

man the latest series of the million $ cash game has been so good. I mean on HSP, you dont see someone sitting on the table with 1.2 million dollars with blinds at 300/600. You also don't see someone straddle, someone double straddle, someone triple straddle, then someone quadruple straddle, then have someone raise to 30k in the dark without telling the table ldo, then have the quadruple straddle shove 250k in preflop (i.e. 400bb's) with a,j.

 

[S93]

man the latest series of the million $ cash game has been so good. I mean on HSP, you dont see someone sitting on the table with 1.2 million dollars with blinds at 300/600. You also don't see someone straddle, someone double straddle, someone triple straddle, then someone quadruple straddle, then have someone raise to 30k in the dark without telling the table ldo, then have the quadruple straddle shove 250k in preflop (i.e. 400bb's) with a,j.

you got a link to a torrent/stream?

 

[pantin007]

On a brighter note lots of action tables on paddy power tonight, and no massive wait lists.

pretty big br nit if ur playing 50nl

 

[switch0723]

I absolutely have not For some reason, all poker series made in Britain are always removed the moment they are put online, so only brits can see them. Which is weird because it is a full tilt sponsored event and has all of the full tilt pros there, so i don't see why they wouldn't show it anywhere anywhere else, i.e. america

 

[S93]

I absolutely have not For some reason, all poker series made in Britain are always removed the moment they are put online, so only brits can see them. Which is weird because it is a full tilt sponsored event and has all of the full tilt pros there, so i don't see why they wouldn't show it anywhere anywhere else, i.e. america

I keep hearing good stuff about the series but cant find it any where and it isnt shown on tv over here on ,only channels i have that show any poker are ESPN and some British poker channel that just shows the Aussie millions and a bunch of PKR tourneys over and over...

 

[kleitches]

Down 6 buy-ins today and out in 7th for the 210 fpp satty. FML

 

[S93]

sigh.
You know when your running deep in a tourney and every thing is going great and u start thinking: hey i might actualy make some decent $ in this.
Then BAMM u lose a flip against the other big stack at the table and your out in like 120th....
yeah that sucks.

 

[eNTy]

sigh switch just got the luckiest ever in this stupid music game.
like 3 of the easiest songs evaz.

 

[switch0723]

wtf you had MGMT and suck so hard you didnt even recognise it, and you didnt recognise foo fighters. Don't blame me for the fact you suck

 

[eNTy]

brainfreeze imo

 

[switch0723]

ship the crucial 1 point epic victory. Drawing a welsh band in the final round is unbelievable luck to pull me through

 

[KingCurtis]

sigh.
You know when your running deep in a tourney and every thing is going great and u start thinking: hey i might actualy make some decent $ in this.
Then BAMM u lose a flip against the other big stack at the table and your out in like 120th....
yeah that sucks.

got like 26/5k something and had a chance at 7.7k when my AK lost AQ

has had me on tilt forever still

 

[dsvw56]

All your monies are belong to us!!!

 

[Tygran]

Isn't it one of the best feelings evar to flop the nuts in position 4 ways and see it go bet/call/call? did i mention 2 of these fish are 70/40+ morons?

wheee

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: $47.60 (95.2 bb)
MP3: $72.25 (144.5 bb)
CO: $12.55 (25.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
SB: $31.55 (63.1 bb)
BB: $10 (20 bb)
UTG+1: $50.75 (101.5 bb)
MP1: $45.50 (91 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Q♦ T♦
UTG+1 raises to $2, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $2, MP3 calls $2, CO folds, Hero calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($8.75) 9♣ J♣ 8♠ (4 players)
UTG+1 bets $6, MP2 calls $6, MP3 calls $6, Hero raises to $20.50, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $14.50

Turn: ($61.75) 2♦ (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $27.50 and is all-in, MP3 calls $27.50

River: ($116.75) 7♣ (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:[spoil] $116.75 pot ($3 rake)
MP3 showed T♣ T♥ (a straight, Seven to Jack) and lost (-$50 net)
Hero showed Q♦ T♦ (a straight, Eight to Queen) and won $113.75 ($63.75 net)
[/spoil]

 

[S93]

All your monies are belong to us!!!

Wow thats one nice season.
What are u beating 10nl for in ptbb?

 

[dsvw56]

Wow thats one nice season.
What are u beating 10nl for in ptbb?

like a little over 8 currently

 

[Chris_TC]

Has everyone seen The Abyss, when Ed Harris goes down that graph, uh trench and starts losing his mind?

 

[eNTy]

poor bunneh

 

[vanquish]

last night i was hitting on this girl and things were going really well and then i blacked out and i just woke up and my head kills and i cant remember wtf i did **** my life

 

[WVHillbilly]

last night i was hitting on this girl and things were going really well and then i blacked out and i just woke up and my head kills and i cant remember wtf i did **** my life

Do you think she slipped you a rophie???

Are you sure it was a girl?!?!?!?!

 

[vanquish]

Do you think she slipped you a rophie???

Are you sure it was a girl?!?!?!?!

i would honestly post pics if this was the loyaler subforum. she's very attractive and i've known her for a few years. i don't think she roofied me though.

 

[dg1267]

I roofied this guy! I raised preflop, then he min bet into me and I just called on the flop/turn. Then, when the ace fell on the river I almost timed out from doing the "OMG I can't believe this guy is so stupid" dance when he shoved. He showed up with A8o.