****Astronomical August Spider Chat Thread****

[vanquish]

:thumpdown

 

[cAPSLOCK]

All I ever want from forumlife is to impress you vanq. My dreams will never come true!

 

[vanquish]

its pretty tough to impress me

you might have to poast noodz

 

[blankoblanco]

when it's time to party we will party hard

 

[cAPSLOCK]

 

[vanquish]

 

[icemonkey9]

worst. thread. ever.

 

[TheWall]

So I'm really loving that 5nl is just as easy as 2nl just the fish have more money. It actually might be easier...my bankroll is rockin'.

 

[switch0723]

Trapped in the kit kat again, back through the system with the riff raff again

i am chuffed iwth how little volume i have put in so far this month, the outside is awesome imo

 

[JOEBOB69]

Let me had my 2 cents worth in for August.Works suck, poker blows kids on my nerves,wife is bitching at me,i hate the summer,life is a drag.

HEY JUST ANOTHER MONTH FOR ME

 

[switch0723]

drive to florida and secks blanks, then it won't be just another month, it'll be THE month

 

[JOEBOB69]

Hard long drive to panama city florida (working in sacramento california)Plus piss on the beach the mountian is where it's at.

 

[8Michael3]

Piss on the beach and the mountain- The Kruger park South Africa is the worlds first and most amazing wonder of the world. Nature in its most ruthless expression stalks the open grasslands-fearless of all but man (not true if hes alone without a weapon).

 

[switch0723]

owning regs at 100nl then being raped by fish at 200 is awfully depressing

 

[vanquish]

half a mil for bail cause i'm african

 

[Suited Frenzy]

When it's almost HU, I love when the big stack open shoves & gets lucky...

Full Tilt, 120/240 blinds NL Hold'em Sit'N'Go, 3 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: 730 (3 bb)
BTN: 8,825 (36.8 bb)
HaHaiLovePoker (SB): 3,945 (16.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: HaHaiLovePoker is SB with A

A

BTN raises to 8,825 and is all-in, HaHaiLovePoker calls 3,825 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (8,130) 5

3

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (8,130) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (8,130) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 8,130 pot
BTN showed J

7

(a straight, Three to Seven) and won 8,130 (4,185 net)
HaHaiLovePoker showed A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Threes) and lost (-3,945 net)

 

[Suited Frenzy]

It just baffles me when I see names being called over losing $0.60

Full Tilt, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $0.43 (21.5 bb)
BB: $0.67 (33.5 bb)
UTG+2: $0.95 (47.5 bb)
HaHaiLovePoker (MP1): $2.50 (125 bb)
MP2: $0.40 (20 bb)
MP3: $1.52 (76 bb)
CO: $4.97 (248.5 bb)
BTN: $1.75 (87.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: HaHaiLovePoker is MP1 with 9

2

4 folds, CO calls $0.02, BTN folds, SB completes, BB raises to $0.67 and is all-in, CO calls $0.65, SB folds

Flop: ($1.36) T

3

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($1.36) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($1.36) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $1.36 pot ($0.09 rake)
BB showed Q

Q

(two pairs, Queens and Tens) and lost (-$0.67 net)
CO showed K

5

(two pairs, Kings and Tens) and won $1.27 ($0.60 net)

*******(Observer): struggling heads up with this fool
*****: so sorry<<<<< CO guy apologizes for felting him
********: as hole<<<<< BB calls him a brown-eye
****: lol<<<<< some1 laughssssssOUTloudddddd

 

[Jurn8]

if anybody is awake, how do i show players who I have over 1k hands on in HEM?

 

[Jurn8]

nvm im a retard and didnt see the players tab lol

 

[eNTy]

-.-'

i still bought Ulysses today

 

[switch0723]

cool, everest have upgraded their vip system so the top 2 levels get even more rakeback, putting in the redic hours to hit the 2nd 1 at the end of last month pays off even more

 

[eNTy]

yeah i saw the mail and thought of u

 

[vanquish]

how much rakeback do u get switch

 

[switch0723]

i unno i suck at maths and stuff, but i think i get something like 37%

 

[orangepeeleo]

This ****in genius is a 69/54/4 who i patiently waited for ****in 100 hands to stack b/c he was overbetting every hand he gets and playing like a ****ing tard, why the hell can i never stack the table retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full Tilt, $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BTN): $10.36 (207.2 bb)
SB: $5.27 (105.4 bb)
BB: $11.76 (235.2 bb)
MP: $2.08 (41.6 bb)
CO: $9.36 (187.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A:diamond: A:heart:
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.25, SB folds, BB raises to $1.35, Hero raises to $4.07, BB calls $2.72

Flop: ($8.16) 5:diamond: 9:spade: T:diamond: (2 players)
BB bets $2.35, Hero raises to $6.29 and is all-in, BB calls $3.94

Turn: ($20.74) 8:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($20.74) J:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $20.74 pot ($1.38 rake)
Hero showed A:diamond: A:heart: (a pair of Aces) and lost (-$10.36 net)
BB showed K:spade: Q:club: (a straight, Nine to King) and won $19.36 ($9 net)