****Astronomical August Spider Chat Thread****

[Suited Frenzy]

It says the bonus is released in $10 increments according to the 'Bonus Account' feature.

Happy $$$ hunting in the month of August every1 :top:

 

[kleitches]

It says the bonus is released in $10 increments according to the 'Bonus Account' feature.

Happy $$$ hunting in the month of August every1 :top:

You're not clearing the bonus at 2nl are you?

That's gonna take sooooooooooooooo long.

 

[tenbob]

GAH. My Hem import is broken, it says its importing and wont stop when the client starts, even though its not importing. BOO !!!

Up a buyin single tabling nl$100 though.

 

[Debi]

GAH. My Hem import is broken, it says its importing and wont stop when the client starts, even though its not importing. BOO !!!

Up a buyin single tabling nl$100 though.

So glad you are back!

 

[tenbob]

Cheers Debi. Fix my HEM plz though

 

[WVHillbilly]

Cheers Debi. Fix my HEM plz though

Get the latest beta. http://www.holdemmanager.net/forum/showthread.php?t=11865

 

[Debi]

Cheers Debi. Fix my HEM plz though

Ummm.. I have HEM and never use it cause I can't figure it out. I am waiting for Rex to get it so he can help me.

 

[tenbob]

Get the latest beta. http://www.holdemmanager.net/forum/showthread.php?t=11865

Ill try that, was using beta 16 updated to 17. Ill try 21.

 

[tenbob]

Meh, didnt work. Ill do a full uninstall I rekon. To much for me to be bothering with this evening though, might just head to the pub for a bit this evening instead.

 

[jdeliverer]

Which is faster for clearing bonuses, 4 tabling 2 NL or 2-tabling 2+.25 matrixes?

 

[Suited Frenzy]

How not to play pkt kings...

Full Tilt, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP1: $1.63 (81.5 bb)
MP2: $1.61 (80.5 bb)
Hero (MP3): $1.79 (89.5 bb)
CO: $0.45 (22.5 bb)
BTN: $0.88 (44 bb)
SB: $2 (100 bb)
BB: $0.44 (22 bb)
UTG+1: $2.58 (129 bb)
UTG+2: $2.54 (127 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with 2

2

3 folds, MP2 calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.06, 4 folds, MP2 calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.15) 8

A

Q

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.15) T

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

River: ($0.15) 2

(2 players)
MP2 bets $0.15, Hero raises to $0.46, MP2 calls $0.31

Results: $1.07 pot ($0.07 rake)
Hero showed 2

2

(three of a kind, Twos) and won $1 ($0.48 net)
MP2 mucked and lost (-$0.52 net)

 

[SeanyJ]

lol spaztazic

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 213940
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $104.00
Hero (BB): $282.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with K :diamond: A :club:
BTN/SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $11, BTN/SB raises to $28, Hero raises to $282 all in, BTN/SB calls $76 all in

Flop: ($208.00) K :spade: Q :spade: J :heart: (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($208.00) 3 :diamond: (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($208.00) 4 :club: (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $208.00
BTN/SB mucks T :diamond: 8 :diamond:
Hero shows K :diamond: A :club: (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $207.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 213946
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $101.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $139.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with J :diamond: J :club:
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $31, BB raises to $101 all in, Hero calls $70

Flop: ($202.00) 7 :heart: T :diamond: 5 :heart: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($202.00) 4 :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($202.00) A :club: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $202.00
BB shows 9 :spade: J :spade: (high card Ace)
Hero shows J :diamond: J :club: (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins $201.50
(Rake: $0.50)

<3 August so far

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Today marks the second anniversary of the first time I played poker. (a limit holdem freeroll sng )

Also, it's my best day ever so far $-wise...

arty:

 

[Debi]

Nice day.. and you have come a very long way lol.

 

[pantin007]

Which is faster for clearing bonuses, 4 tabling 2 NL or 2-tabling 2+.25 matrixes?

16 tabling regular 2$ sngs turbos

1 hour = 28 points

 

[jdeliverer]

Assuming I don't want to handle the swings of that...

 

[pantin007]

Assuming I don't want to handle the swings of that...

16 table 2nl. afaic there are really no huge swings at that level

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Don't go over your head to clear a bonus. A bonus is just a little more rakeback than usual. And if you play good, that should only be a fraction of your winrate. Concentrate on playing good poker, not on playing a huge volume.

At least until you reach stakes where the money becomes substantial, the only thing that should matter is enjoying the game, learning and improving. If you do that, the money will come naturally. If you focus on bonuses instead, you will just slow down or completely stop your progression as a poker player.

 

[jdeliverer]

Thanks for the suggestions. Any idea how many FTP you earn playing 2NL per table per hour?

 

[Debi]

^^^ Great advice. I can't tell you how many times in the first year I played poker that I lost more than the bonus trying to clear it lol.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

On a side note, i've cleared $187 of my $200 "biggest bonus ever" already. They really should have made that bonus a little bigger to deserve that name...

 

[Suited Frenzy]

I'm gonna go buy Berry Greenstein's book just so I can burn it

Full Tilt, 150/300 blinds, 50 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+2: 5,910 (19.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,245 (7.5 bb)
BTN: 16,115 (53.7 bb)
SB: 6,960 (23.2 bb)
BB: 7,275 (24.3 bb)
MP2: 6,830 (22.8 bb)
MP3: 10,950 (36.5 bb)
CO: 3,075 (10.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with K

K

4 folds, Hero raises to 2,195 and is all-in, BTN calls 2,195, 2 folds

Flop: (5,240) 3

9

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,240) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,240) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 5,240 pot
Hero showed K

K

(two pairs, Kings and Threes) and lost (-2,245 net)
BTN showed A

T

(two pairs, Aces and Threes) and won 5,240 (2,995 net)

 

[switch0723]

it is officially impossible to find vanq on facebook

 

[GeoffLacey]

it is officially impossible to find vanq on facebook

Does he have real name? I'm pretty sure he was born 'Vanquish'

 

[Pokertron3000]

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us', and I'll whisper 'no'

Is it any good? I wanna watch the film but its not sounding good