****Astronomical August Spider Chat Thread****

[JOEBOB69]

I AM TIRED LOSING TO DONKS I'M PUTING A LAWSUIT ON THESE PEOPLE, IN ORDER OF HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE COST ME.

ESPN

creator of the hole card camera(don't know who he his but i'll find his ass)

Chris Moneymaker (that sob)

Norman Chad

creator of WPT

an i'll throw the creator of that lame ass celebrity poker show too just for kicks (worst show in history)

 

[The Shrog]

I AM TIRED LOSING TO DONKS I'M PUTING A LAWSUIT ON THESE PEOPLE, IN ORDER OF HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE COST ME.

ESPN

creator of the hole card camera(don't know who he his but i'll find his ass)

Chris Moneymaker (that sob)

Norman Chad

creator of WPT

an i'll throw the creator of that lame ass celebrity poker show too just for kicks (worst show in history)

Yikes, so harsh!

 

[The Shrog]

Also, I am going to play lots of poker this month..not setting any hand goals because I don't want to get wrapped up in mass-multitabling. With the FT bonus, goal is to make 25nl next month!

 

[BelgoSuisse]

I AM TIRED LOSING TO DONKS I'M PUTING A LAWSUIT ON THESE PEOPLE, IN ORDER OF HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE COST ME.

ESPN

creator of the hole card camera(don't know who he his but i'll find his ass)

Chris Moneymaker (that sob)

Norman Chad

creator of WPT

an i'll throw the creator of that lame ass celebrity poker show too just for kicks (worst show in history)

if you can't win, at least you should learn how to lose gracefully, imo...

 

[5TR8 FLUSH]

easy game...

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players -

MP2: $275.20
CO: $203.00
BTN: $235.70
SB: $330.80
BB: $82.55
Hero (UTG): $203.00
UTG+1: $207.50
UTG+2: $200.00
MP1: $245.40

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with A ♥ A ♦
Hero raises to $6, 7 folds, BB raises to $82.55 all in, Hero calls $76.55

Flop: ($166.10) 6 ♣ J ♠ J ♥

Turn: ($166.10) T ♦

River: ($166.10) 9 ♠

Final Pot: $166.10
BB shows Q ♠ A ♠ (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows A ♥ A ♦ (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero wins $163.10
(Rake: $3.00)

NH, WTG bud. How come when ever I have the bullets I don't get idiots that shove there whole stack w/ A Qs. Your very lucky he shoved pre-flop becaue i'm not sure if he/she would done anything post flop. Best of luck, TC.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

NH, WTG bud. How come when ever I have the bullets I don't get idiots that shove there whole stack w/ A Qs. Your very lucky he shoved pre-flop becaue i'm not sure if he/she would done anything post flop. Best of luck, TC.

that's called table selection...

 

[5TR8 FLUSH]

So far to a great start in august, I cashed for $5.50 on last night $250 freeroll. Hope to make it a bigger BR and see if I can get it over $100 by the end of the month or go broke.

 

[JOEBOB69]

LOL grace is for europeans an women, i'm from alabama we just get pissed off

 

[5TR8 FLUSH]

that's called table selection...

I haven't played at those stakes and don't have a clue about selecting a table. I just go to any table that has room and hope I run well. Keep up the good work and hopefully you keep running well. Best of luck, TC.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Keep up the good work and hopefully you keep running well. Best of luck, TC.

lol at reading this while i just lost $300 in a set over set pot.

 

[5TR8 FLUSH]

lol at reading this while i just lost $300 in a set over set pot.

LOL, ouch that sucks. Set over set and losing $300, that sucks. Well hopefully you win a big pot soon, quads over quads or something.

 

[JOEBOB69]

ouch belgo but at least you taking the set over set beat with grace....

 

[switch0723]

'something about good luck to belgo'

 

[BelgoSuisse]

actually lost set over set twice today. Lovely...

On the other hand, this was fun...

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP2: $204.55
CO: $200.00
BTN: $572.25
Hero (SB): $540.05
BB: $380.75
UTG: $203.00
UTG+1: $465.75
MP1: $202.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with J :diamond: J :spade:
6 folds, Hero raises to $8, BB calls $6

Flop: ($16.00) 3 :diamond: 9 :heart: 6 :club: (2 players)
Hero bets $13, BB calls $13

Turn: ($42.00) 4 :club: (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $30, Hero calls $30

River: ($102.00) 4 :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $329.75 all in, Hero calls $329.75

Final Pot: $761.50
Hero shows J :diamond: J :spade: (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
BB shows A :club: 8 :spade: (a pair of Fours)
Hero wins $758.50
(Rake: $3.00)

 

[JOEBOB69]

sounds like he was tring to say he had 45 i quess

 

[switch0723]

wtf, like the best call ive seen all month

 

[BelgoSuisse]

wtf, like the best call ive seen all month

i have notes on villain.

 

[JOEBOB69]

i have notes on villain.

just be carefull next time villain might have notes on you as well but damn good call.

 

[Emperor IX]

I wish my bad preflop plays would be rewarded like this

Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 10 players - View hand 215410
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is MP1 with Q

A

2 folds, UTG+2 calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, MP3 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG+2 calls

Flop: (10 SB) 3

J

A

(5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+2 bets, Hero raises, MP3 folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG+2 calls

Turn: (7 BB) 3

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets, UTG+2 raises, Hero calls

River: (11 BB) 5

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets, Hero calls

Final Pot: 13 BB
UTG+2 shows J

A

(two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero mucks Q

A

UTG+2 wins 12.5 BB
(Rake: $1.00)

 

[eNTy]

Dear Belgo,

Why are your teeth skin colour ?

Respectfully,

enty.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Dear Belgo,

Why are your teeth skin colour ?

Respectfully,

enty.

lol. fixed.

 

[Emperor IX]

In hindsight I don't like me betting out at river. But why the **** does stars hate me so much?

Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 10 players - View hand 215450
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with A

A

1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 4 folds, CO raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls, CO calls

Flop: (10 SB) 3

9

4

(3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls

Turn: (9.5 BB) 6

(3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls

River: (12.5 BB) J

(3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO raises, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls

Final Pot: 18.5 BB
CO shows J

J

(three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero mucks A

A

UTG+1 shows 8

5

(a flush, Jack high)
UTG+1 wins 18 BB
(Rake: $1.00)

 

[orangepeeleo]

UHHH Move to FT and the amazing luck continues

Full Tilt, $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $9.30 (186 bb)
BTN: $9.45 (189 bb)
SB: $9.86 (197.2 bb)
Hero (BB): $5 (100 bb)
UTG: $9.33 (186.6 bb)
MP: $8.20 (164 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J:club: A:club:
4 folds, SB raises to $0.15, Hero raises to $0.45, SB calls $0.30

Flop: ($0.90) 6:club: A:diamond: A:spade: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.90) T:diamond: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.60, SB raises to $2.70, Hero raises to $4.55 and is all-in, SB calls $1.85

River: ($10) Q:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $10 pot ($0.66 rake)
Hero showed J:club: A:club: (three of a kind, Aces) and lost (-$5 net)
SB showed A:heart: K:heart: (three of a kind, Aces) and won $9.34 ($4.34 net)

I'd 3bet him a few times from the blinds already and he gave me a 'dont mess with me' speech afterwards, as if his god-like skill had something to do with him beating me here instead of a lot of luck lol

 

[orangepeeleo]

At least i get 20c of that back though, starting to like looking at my rake column on PT

 

[vanquish]

In hindsight I don't like me betting out at river. But why the **** does stars hate me so much?

Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 10 players - View hand 215450
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with A

A

1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 4 folds, CO raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls, CO calls

Flop: (10 SB) 3

9

4

(3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls

Turn: (9.5 BB) 6

(3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls

River: (12.5 BB) J

(3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO raises, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls

Final Pot: 18.5 BB
CO shows J

J

(three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero mucks A

A

UTG+1 shows 8

5

(a flush, Jack high)
UTG+1 wins 18 BB
(Rake: $1.00)

thats what happens when u play limit