****December Destruction Chat****

ChuckTs said:

Well, at least you're not this guy.

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that is my child

So cruel, pokerstars. So cruel.

its obv backwards day in pokerstars land.

nono, backwards day would be the opposite of that

No it is the day villain hits his miracle card 100% of the time tbh.

eNTy said:

No it is the day villain hits his miracle card 100% of the time tbh.

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And here I thought that was every day .

zachvac said:

And here I thought that was every day .

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You're confused with times when you're going for 100k hands month ...
I can see how you would make that mistake.

Ship it out !

Weee!!!

Finished Everest in just over a month. Overall I made $160 profit from the amount I deposited which is not bad for my second month of serious poker I think, and first at 10nl. Finished off the main bonus for $127 and then Everest gave me an additional $50 that I lopped off in 3 days + the 5 books worth $100+ that got shipped in under 2 weeks. These are total stats and graph. Probably running hot but I like how I came back from the big negative (damn u 25nl stupidity) with what I like to think is good play rather than just running hot. Or less cold than usual

Off to party for ridic amount of rakeback wahay !!

I run sooo bad at the moment. Of course he has nines..

PokerStars Game #22855446973: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/12/12 15:42:07 ET
Table 'Aisakos' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ryang421 ($108.85 in chips)
Seat 2: zeroman420 ($36.75 in chips)
Seat 3: GIBraag ($128.85 in chips)
Seat 4: Reite0 ($103.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Frustie78 ($102.80 in chips)
Seat 7: tenbob ($100 in chips)
Seat 8: milemarkr ($99 in chips)
Seat 9: pobedaa ($14.50 in chips)
Frustie78: posts small blind $0.50
alprausch: is sitting out
tenbob: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tenbob [Ks Ac]
alprausch leaves the table
milemarkr: raises $2 to $3
pobedaa: folds
ryang421: folds
zeroman420: calls $3
GIBraag: calls $3
Reite0: folds
Frustie78: folds
tenbob: raises $9 to $12
milemarkr: calls $9
zeroman420: calls $9
GIBraag: calls $9
*** FLOP *** [9d Kc Ah]
tenbob: bets $35
milemarkr: raises $52 to $87 and is all-in
zeroman420: folds
GIBraag: folds
tenbob: calls $52
*** TURN *** [9d Kc Ah] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [9d Kc Ah 4c] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tenbob: shows [Ks Ac] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
milemarkr: shows [9c 9s] (three of a kind, Nines)
milemarkr collected $219.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $222.50 | Rake $3
Board [9d Kc Ah 4c 5c]
Seat 1: ryang421 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: zeroman420 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: GIBraag folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Reite0 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Frustie78 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: tenbob (big blind) showed [Ks Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 8: milemarkr showed [9c 9s] and won ($219.50) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 9: pobedaa folded before Flop (didn't bet)

tb, your 3bet is waaaay too small (not that i suppose it would've changed anything, but still)

I run bad too:


I little LAGGY w/ JJ here but I had a little history w/ this player. Mistake to check the flop I suppose on such a dry flop but hey we all make mistakes from time to time. His turn call was pretty crappy though!
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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP: $102.65 (102.7 bb)
CO: $104.10 (104.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): $98.50 (98.5 bb)
SB: $123.80 (123.8 bb)
BB: $99.90 (99.9 bb)
UTG: $67.19 (67.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with J J
2 folds, CO raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $11, SB folds, BB raises to $33.50, CO folds, Hero calls $22.50

Flop: ($71) 5 7 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($71) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $65 and is all-in, BB calls $65

River: ($201) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $201 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed A K (a pair of Kings) and won $198 ($99.50 net)
Hero mucked J J (a pair of Jacks) and lost (-$98.50 net)




Of course TPTK can't hold up here. I called the flop 99% sure he didn't have a 9 and that I had him crushed. Of course I was right and he rivers me.
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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $85.35 (85.4 bb)
UTG: $94.60 (94.6 bb)
MP: $223.17 (223.2 bb)
CO: $98.50 (98.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $105 (105 bb)
SB: $91.75 (91.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with K A
3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, SB folds, BB raises to $12, Hero raises to $40, BB calls $28

Flop: ($80.50) A 9 9 (2 players)
BB bets $45.35 and is all-in, Hero calls $45.35

Turn: ($171.20) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($171.20) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $171.20 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed Q A (two pairs, Aces and Queens) and won $168.20 ($82.85 net)
Hero mucked K A (two pairs, Aces and Nines) and lost (-$85.35 net)



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ChuckTs said:

nono, backwards day would be the opposite of that

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zachvac said:

And here I thought that was every day .

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zach obv doesnt understand chucks complex jokes

Monoxide said:

he called off $40 more on a gutshot? holy shit...... you run bad... oh i guess he could have had 7 10 too.... still... cooler.

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he actually didn't the converter really f*cked up by the looks of it, since stacks weren't that deep either i just realied. They were still deep at ~100, so its still sick that he called off 1/3rd of stack on a gutshot when i has hte nuts

kleitches said:

I'm dying to get to 25nl. Feel free to leave words of encouragement like "25nl is cake". It would help.

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I did very well at $10NL (6-max) and made deal with myself to try $25NL when I had $300. Well, I hit $300 too early in my opnion (early December) so I made it New Years. So I had $400'ish I think.

I did well right away, and that first weekend I made $200.

I'll stop my story there. It'll make us both feel better.

I got raped so badly today. AA < KK AIPF, KK < 55 AIPF, gutshot > set AI on flop, flopped flush < set that fills up, just so much shit down ~800 today. I'm gonna play some 100nl now, really doesn't hurt prop bet because I'm gonna need a lot more than 100k hands to hit the milestone bonus anyway and why not do it at 100nl. Maybe I should shortstack. Nah I won't sell my soul yet.

I'm just happy i can adjust the clock in Pokerstars now to the Pacific Time Zone.

50nl is fun...

Played less than 5 hours this month so far, but i'm running ridiculously hot. That, or 50nl just got a hell of lot easier lately at FTP.

Disclaimer: also lost $200 at 100nl over 43 hands. can't always be running good...

BelgoSuisse said:

Played less than 5 hours this month so far, but i'm running ridiculously hot. That, or 50nl just got a hell of lot easier lately at FTP.

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SIck graph,

Holy smokes Belgo !
I'll give you a cookie if you can maintain that winrate !

sigh, ran ak into ace once and kings twice today, ran tens into jacks, and 4bet a,q villain flats with aces, and flop just always comes q,x,x. Also paly for nearly 2 hours against this guy, he hadn't seen my bluff once, hed only seen me showdown the goods, yet the 1 time in 2 hours that i make a bluff he absolutely owns me with a sick call. Sickest thing is that i was check/folding most turns, but a club just had to roll off

PokerStars Game #22858648742: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/12/12 17:32:47 ET
Table 'Primula' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: switch0723 ($127.10 in chips)
Seat 2: nostoprob ($112.45 in chips)
nostoprob: posts small blind $0.25
switch0723: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to switch0723 [Ac 4c]
nostoprob: raises $1 to $1.50
switch0723: raises $3.50 to $5
nostoprob: raises $7 to $12
switch0723: calls $7
*** FLOP *** [6h 9h 3c]
switch0723: checks
nostoprob: bets $16
switch0723: raises $19.50 to $35.50
nostoprob: calls $19.50
*** TURN *** [6h 9h 3c] [Tc]
switch0723: bets $79.60 and is all-in
nostoprob said, "u beat QQ?"
nostoprob said, "u AKh?"
nostoprob: calls $64.95 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($14.65) returned to switch0723
*** RIVER *** [6h 9h 3c Tc] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
switch0723: shows [Ac 4c] (a pair of Threes)
nostoprob: shows [Kd 9d] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
nostoprob collected $224.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $224.90 | Rake $0.50
Board [6h 9h 3c Tc 3h]
Seat 1: switch0723 (big blind) showed [Ac 4c] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: nostoprob (button) (small blind) showed [Kd 9d] and won ($224.40) with two pair, Nines and Threes

eNTy said:

Holy smokes Belgo !
I'll give you a cookie if you can maintain that winrate !

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Beware of fuffalos offering cookies!

sigh, lost 10 buyins today, about 86 of which were with tptk or overpair in 3 bet pots where villains hit sets or 2 pairs at will

Christ switch, will you ever run good ?
How long has this been going on for now ?

like my life, i unno, im having a quality chat with vanq to get over tilt and waiting for combu

i like dirt i like dirt!