****December Destruction Chat****

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  • #76
Sooooooo yeah, after looking at my HEM I realize that I make just about $1/hour playing poker for my entire database. Someone please teach me to at least make minimum wage. :(
 
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  • #77
I'm a little ashamed to post this graph, because it means I've been sucking out on some people & winning all my AK vs. QQ flips, but you guys need to see someone run good for their last 20k hands.
 

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  • #78
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Brag: Hooked up with the actual Alan Jackson and am going to be coached! This is the most excited I've been in ages. He's so sick. https://sites.google.com/site/nomadgrinder/
Actually pretty sure THIS is the actual Alan Jackson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y4NTXT96EM


bw07507 said:
wow, I can't believe it but I actually lost $2000 today. I have the sickest feeling in my stomach right now. Goodbye 200NL, I don't think I will ever see you again. I just play stupid/run terrible there.

Damn that sucks. Hang in there though, for someone who runs as bad as you do you have the sickest graph I've ever seen. You know you're good enough, I'd probably move down to 100nl though :(. Just hang in there and if you're feeling really bad don't be afraid to take a few days off to clear your head. The last thing you want to do is start playing and tilting thinking you're always going to run into the top of their range and playing accordingly. gl.
 
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Well just played on stars after having the last 5 days off b/c of major d/swongaments....... Seriously I just can't win a showdown pot anymore. I really think I'm a losing player now, b/c this run just seems like it's never gonna end.

QQ<KK, AK<44 on a AA4 flop, JJ hitting set losing to QQ hitting river set. My s/d winnings for the last 30k hands is -$1500 :mad::(
 
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  • #80
Man and I felt bad about 3 straight losing sessions yesterday that amounted to -$84 at 50nl. I feel like I won the lottery compared to some of you.
 
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bw07507 said:
wow, I can't believe it but I actually lost $2000 today. I have the sickest feeling in my stomach right now. Goodbye 200NL, I don't think I will ever see you again. I just play stupid/run terrible there.

:( were you playing HU? HU can be a nasty sick game and i think you simply have to be comfortable dropping 10 buy ins in a short period (at least i hope, coz i've done it twice and i have never done that playing any other type of poker even tho i have many more non-HU hands).
 
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thought id warm up this month and give myself a challenge of tilt control by dropping 5 buyins to 1 fish who i swear was challenging himself to stack off as light as possible. Just a shame that bottom 2 < top pair, overpair<top pair, 9's<7's all in pre, overpair < flush draw and OESFD + overs < middle pair

getting all the sick beats out of the way at the start of the month ldo so that i feel awsome crushing the game at christmas
 
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bw07507 said:
wow, I can't believe it but I actually lost $2000 today. I have the sickest feeling in my stomach right now. Goodbye 200NL, I don't think I will ever see you again. I just play stupid/run terrible there.

Well I'm in the same boat as you. Or maybe mine is only half as big as yours since I'm down Like $1000 already this month. YUCK!!!!!
 
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switch0723 said:
thought id warm up this month and give myself a challenge of tilt control by dropping 5 buyins to 1 fish who i swear was challenging himself to stack off as light as possible. Just a shame that bottom 2 < top pair, overpair<top pair, 9's<7's all in pre, overpair < flush draw and OESFD + overs < middle pair

getting all the sick beats out of the way at the start of the month ldo so that i feel awsome crushing the game at christmas

good plan dude :cool:
 
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  • #85
1k Vpp's left to go to clear this god forsaken bonus!!!!! ARGGGGGHHHH!!!!
 
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so im happily gonig about my business when john 'stack light' from above sits down at my table.

initial thought is skadoosh
2nd thought is, Christ he finds me enough of a fish to hunt me down at the tables
3rd thought is bring it bitch
4th thought is

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (SB): $109.05 (218.1 bb)
BB: $50.60 (101.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 8
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6
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Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $6.50, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($13) 3
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3
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6
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(2 players)
BB bets $44.10 and is all-in, Hero calls $44.10

Turn: ($101.20) 7
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(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($101.20) T
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(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $101.20 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed A
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7
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(two pairs, Sevens and Threes) and won $100.70 ($50.10 net)
Hero mucked 8
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6
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(two pairs, Sixes and Threes) and lost (-$50.60 net)

fk
Fifth thought is 'tis just a flesh wound, nothing serious'
Sixth thought is, oh you did not just hit n run me
 
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:( were you playing HU? HU can be a nasty sick game and i think you simply have to be comfortable dropping 10 buy ins in a short period (at least i hope, coz i've done it twice and i have never done that playing any other type of poker even tho i have many more non-HU hands).

$1400 at 200NL 6max, $600 at 100NL HU, although I must admit I tilted fairly heavily playing HU and perhaps at the end of my 6max session.

I'm over it now, I know I shouldn't have lost as much as I did and bad play made up for probably half of my losses so really I have no one to be pissed at but myself. Guess I'll go back to 100NL for a little while.
 
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I just know the cruel mistress that is poker is luring me into playing again !
First hand I play in 5 days and I flop quad kings.
2nd hand I play 2 minutes later on same table: I limp my first pp, flop a set of 3s on JhQh3h. Get it all in with 6h5h and I river the Jack.

Is there any doubt that she wants me to play for 3 days and take 5 BIs off me in downswong?
 
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why do i even bother with 200NL. I can't believe how many more donks are around 100NL.
 

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made about 43 cents today, SHIP IT

(although technically only made 21 1/2 cents :(, not so shippy)
 
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Thank fook for that. Cleared that doomswitch $4k bonus. For the love of god I hope I run good now :(
 
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  • #93
Very Lucky there!
Reminded me of some of the Freeroll players!
BRAVO for you.. haha
 
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****December Degenerates Poker Chat****

mod change tital please :D

i thought it was obvious what the tital should be...?
 
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switch0723 said:
made about 43 cents today, SHIP IT

(although technically only made 21 1/2 cents :(, not so shippy)

How do you make half a cent?
 
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zachvac said:
How do you make half a cent?

stakeaments!

switch, i'll give you my half cent so you can have .22 <3
 
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Everybody hits a set...

...well almost everybody :(

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $32.70 (65.4 bb)
BTN: $44.80 (89.6 bb)
Hero (SB): $50 (100 bb)
BB: $89.25 (178.5 bb)
MP1: $47.20 (94.4 bb)
MP2: $18 (36 bb)
MP3: $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A
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A
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MP1 raises to $1.50, MP2 calls $1.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, BB folds, MP1 calls $4, MP2 calls $4

Flop: ($17) 3
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Q
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2
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(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $7.50, MP2 raises to $12.50 and is all-in, Hero raises to $44.50 and is all-in, MP1 calls $34.20 and is all-in

Turn: ($112.90) K
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(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: ($112.90) 9
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(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: $112.90 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed A
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A
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(a pair of Aces) and lost (-$47.20 net)
MP1 showed K
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K
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(three of a kind, Kings) and won $109.90 ($62.70 net)
MP2 showed Q
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Q
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(three of a kind, Queens) and lost (-$18 net)

WTF are both KK and QQ doing flating my 3bet there?

RIGGED!
 
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  • #98
MP2 obv flatted twice preflop 'cause he had the worst hand.
 
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Yeah, you're right, flatting twice with QQ 35bbs deep is obviously +EV. :)
 
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I'd be active in this thread if the latest HEM version released yesterday would start on my new computer with Vista. Does anyone else run Vista and HEM?
 
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