December Destruction Chat

arahel_jazz · Dec 23, 2008

TB - you forgot its:

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KingCurtis · Dec 23, 2008

well done BW!

eNTy · Dec 23, 2008

Feel better now

Listening to an old top 20 of 2004 cd I found helps..
Plug it in, plug it in baby !

EDIT: Oh shit forgot the EV line

kleitches · Dec 23, 2008

JFC you run ridiculously good, enty. All I have to say is **** stars, **** 10nl, and **** poker.

Flopped K-high flush< flopped A-high flush, flopped A-high flush<turned FH, AQ<AK on A-high board among other ridiculously stupid hands.

I facking <3 running bad.

eNTy · Dec 24, 2008

kleitches said:
JFC you run ridiculously good, enty.

Not all the time. And JFC is that like a poor mans KFC ?

kleitches · Dec 24, 2008

eNTy said:
Not all the time. And JFC is that like a poor mans KFC ?

If you think Jesus < Colonel Sanders then yeah sure, buddy!

eNTy · Dec 24, 2008

kleitches said:
If you think Jesus < Colonel Sanders then yeah sure, buddy!

Was there ever a doubt ?

blankoblanco · Dec 24, 2008

sweet mother of christ this hot semi-goth chick who has a boyfriend is all over me and scratching me (she thinks she's a cat?) and what the hell do i do

p.s. i am kind of drunk but i can still type good!

kleitches · Dec 24, 2008

If she is all over you, cut down to just 4-tabling and wax that a**. Remember the clitoris. Also, when it comes to goth chicks, pain = good. Give her a good smack for ol' time's sake.

zachvac · Dec 24, 2008

combuboom said:
sweet mother of christ this hot semi-goth chick who has a boyfriend is all over me and scratching me (she thinks she's a cat?) and what the hell do i do

p.s. i am kind of drunk but i can still type good!

Depends, how big's the boyfriend? Who'd win in a fight?

blankoblanco · Dec 24, 2008

bigger than me but he's sort of an emo-pussy so he might not be a threat

Dwilius · Dec 24, 2008

Explain the rules to the new 8game at stars to her imo.

blankoblanco · Dec 24, 2008

this is like the third weidrest night of my life and the fact that im reporting it on CC is a temstament to what a huge fag i am

Munchrs · Dec 24, 2008

tenbob was playing drunk ... again

Munchrs · Dec 24, 2008

combuboom said:
this is like the third weidrest night of my life and the fact that im reporting it on CC is a temstament to what a huge fag i am

your typing is starting to go. Get her to perform oral sex and parade around naked while you take pics, then later when your feeling desperate use the pics of her naked to blackmail sex from her.

Dwilius · Dec 24, 2008

Munchrs said:
your typing is starting to go. Get her to perform oral sex and parade around naked while you take pics, then later when your feeling desperate use the pics of her naked to blackmail sex from her.

Actually, this is much better than my idea.

cAPSLOCK · Dec 24, 2008

zachvac said:
Depends, how big's the boyfriend? Who'd win in a fight?

All things can be boiled down to math!

Jagsti · Dec 24, 2008

Thank you pokerstars and a merry xmas to your mutha f'kin RNG, my move up to 200nl was once again ashjAAGsjshdashjd

QQ<JJ, QQ<AA AIPF, then JJ hitting set on flop < AA hitting river set.

Thank you that is all!

BelgoSuisse · Dec 24, 2008

Short update as I haven't been very active here lately. This is going to be my smallest month ever in terms of volume since i started playing. Only played about 7k hands so far.

Yet it's a good month as i have crushed 50nl and moved up to 100nl and i'm now just below $1k in profit with rakeback, which is my second best month ever profitwise.

Only real goal now is to get the bronze ironman status on FTP so I qualify for the half-year bonus ($250 for me in January). Still need to get one 100 points day, which is piece of cake at 100nl as it takes about 200 hands. Then i'll need to play a little more seriously next month to clear that bonus, although it requires only about 12k hands at 100nl i think.

JimmyBrizzy · Dec 24, 2008

vanquish said:
people are probz desensitized to blogs now because everyone has one now. except combuboom because he sits on his ass and beats off with an oven mitt on all day. daks has a blog about girls, chuck about ballin, zach about $EV, icemonkey about zach, me about icemonkey's blog about zach, enty a blog about my blog. the list never ends rawwww!!!

Vanq, this entry was for you I suppose:

http://unvividirrecollections.blogspot.com/2007/10/monkey.html

eNTy · Dec 24, 2008

Man I am the biggest luckbox around.
Made 2 bad calls in the last session and sucked out both times. Won stacks with both. In between those I even won some stacks while I was ahead wtf ? Didn't know that happened anymore. According to HEM last session was -$14 EV yet I'm up $67. I think I really need a sweat before the bad calls actually end up with a bad result

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PMMEEE plz.

icemonkey9 · Dec 24, 2008

Yesterday went pretty well, I think I was +100 overall , so I'm finally running at like 2ptbb/100 for the month at 50nl 6max. After all the fun I've been through I think that's a minor victory.

zachvac · Dec 24, 2008

So I just realized

zachvac · Dec 24, 2008

We're at a thousand posts

.

zachvac · Dec 24, 2008

Oh and Merry Christmas everyone (one thousandth reply

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