****December Destruction Chat****

Oooo look a proper 1-outer

PokerStars Game #23220438979: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/12/24 16:12:46 ET
Table 'Forsytia IV' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Irexes ($104.90 in chips)
Seat 2: mano762 ($96.50 in chips)
Seat 3: tiltbad ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: risnes ($48.70 in chips)
Seat 6: sofa604 ($130.95 in chips)
Seat 7: limpey ($72.30 in chips)
Seat 8: Dammn_Deuces ($94.50 in chips)
Seat 9: thechuckness ($171.70 in chips)
thechuckness: posts small blind $0.50
Irexes: posts big blind $1
Pole2k: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Irexes [Kh Kd]
mano762: folds
tiltbad: folds
risnes: folds
sofa604: folds
limpey: raises $2 to $3
Dammn_Deuces: folds
thechuckness: folds
Irexes: raises $7 to $10
limpey: calls $7
*** FLOP *** [7c Ks Tc]
Irexes: checks
limpey: checks
*** TURN *** [7c Ks Tc] [8d]
Irexes: bets $15
limpey: raises $15 to $30
Irexes: raises $64.90 to $94.90 and is all-in
limpey: calls $32.30 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($32.60) returned to Irexes
*** RIVER *** [7c Ks Tc 8d] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Irexes: shows [Kh Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Eights)
limpey: shows [8s 8h] (four of a kind, Eights)
limpey collected $142.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $145.10 | Rake $3
Board [7c Ks Tc 8d 8c]
Seat 1: Irexes (big blind) showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Eights
Seat 7: limpey showed [8s 8h] and won ($142.10) with four of a kind, Eights

Is getting 1 outered more fun than getting 2 or 3 outered ?

More satisfying imo

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): $191.55
BB: $179.45
BTN: $143.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with 3:club: 3:heart:
BTN raises to $3.50, Hero calls $3, BB raises to $14, 1 fold, Hero calls $10.50

Flop: ($31.50) 3:diamond: 4:heart: 9:diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $15, Hero raises to $50, BB raises to $165.45 all in, Hero calls $115.45

Turn: ($362.40) 8:club: (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($362.40) 2:club: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $362.40
Hero shows 3:club: 3:heart: (three of a kind, Threes)
BB mucks Q:heart: A:diamond:
Hero wins $361.40
(Rake: $1.00)

preflop call might b questionable but 3 handed deep.

I do so enjoy guys who are on tilt. Sorry, Cereus doesn't have a hand converter yet.

Stage #1168977202: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2008-12-24 17:40:50 (ET)
Table: GOLDEN BERRY AVE (real money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 2 - Smacktard ($162.07 in chips)
Seat 3 - SUPERMAN_911 ($160.87 in chips)
Seat 4 - KAZE1975 ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 5 - Hero ($134.15 in chips)
Seat 6 - ATMSTATION ($92.22 in chips)
SUPERMAN_911 - Posts small blind $0.25
KAZE1975 - Posts big blind $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [10s 10d]
Hero - Raises $2 to $2
ATMSTATION - Folds
Smacktard - Calls $2
SUPERMAN_911 - Folds
KAZE1975 - Folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 6c 4h]
Hero - Bets $3.85
Smacktard - Raises $7.70 to $7.70
Hero - Calls $3.85
*** TURN *** [4c 6c 4h] [3h]
Hero - Bets $13.25
Smacktard - Raises $26.50 to $26.50
Hero - Calls $13.25
*** RIVER *** [4c 6c 4h 3h] [Qs]
Hero - Bets $23.25
Smacktard - All-In(Raise) $125.87 to $125.87
Hero - All-In $74.70
Smacktard - returned ($27.92) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Smacktard - Shows [As 9d] (One pair, fours)
Hero - Shows [10s 10d] (Two Pair, tens and fours)
Hero Collects $265.55 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($269.05) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [4c 6c 4h 3h Qs]
Seat 2: Smacktard (dealer) HI:lost with One pair, fours [As 9d - B:4h,B:4c,P:As,B:Qs,P:9d]
Seat 3: SUPERMAN_911 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: KAZE1975 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: Hero won Total ($265.55) All-In HI$265.55) with Two Pair, tens and fours [10s 10d - P:10s,P:10d,B:4h,B:4c,B:Qs]
Seat 6: ATMSTATION Folded on the POCKET CARDS

I'm surprised the pot didn't get shipped to him anyway..

I've been searching for the past few and I know there is something out here on it but I can't seem to find it so i'll just ask the masses that post on Dec. Destruction:

How many hands do you need/want to have to tell if you are consistently winning at a level?

Lemlywinks said:

I've been searching for the past few and I know there is something out here on it but I can't seem to find it so i'll just ask the masses that post on Dec. Destruction:

How many hands do you need/want to have to tell if you are consistently winning at a level?

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>50k would be nice

I said what what in santa's butt !

yeah, 100k is usually used as the sample at which you have a reasonable grasp of your actual win rate. but if you win at a consistent rate over 50k hands, the chance that it was luck and that you're actually a losing player in that game is very tiny. you can determine with reasonable certainty that you're a winner over 50k, you just won't be able to pinpoint your actual win rate too well

vanquish said:

this is actually a good idea if you're serious

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I am, actually had a strictly political blog a few years ago before I got into poker.

Thanks Jagsti and Combuboom

I've been keeping a log but not too 50k yet

man i hate frustrating matches when you have villain all in 4 times, each >60% to win and lose them all . Also hate having to pay for not losing a single all in past 3 days, by not winning any today

also merry christmas io

SavagePenguin said:

$600 deposit to get $150. I wish I had a spare $600 laying around, because getting 3,000 FPP's in 6 months to unlock it is a no brainer.

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just deposit $600 via visa, withdraw $600 48 hours(minimum time allowed to withdraw) later and keep on playing with your current bankroll, just with a big bonus

LOLOL I am literally laughing myself to death here !

Reading this E-book called: Party Poker Cracked.
It is the most ridiculous sh*t I will probably ever read and it's cracking me up.

Some of the ridic stuff he claims:

First off his proof that this guide will work:
'Due to privacy, I will not tell anyone how much money I made on
Party Poker.com last year but I can tell you that my play money
account is over 60 million dollars (note the screen shot)! '

Then he gets into some starting hands:
btw the bet amounts are apparantly based on 25c/50c no limit with a $25 buy in for some reason.

'AA KK QQ.

Whenever you get one of those 3 hands, two other players will indefinitely
have a pocket pair as well a large percentage of the time. And youíll know
by the way unless you are first to act because the betting will start getting
really big pre-flop. This scenario happens very often. I would say that 40%
of the time that 1 of the 2 smaller pocket pairs will flop a set (Three of a
kind.)

This means your AA KK or QQ are liabilities in PARP. Donít get me wrong
I win with these ìgreatî starting hands but itís only about 20% of the time.

Knowing this I will not call a raise, or place a bet more than $5 preflop with
AA, KK, or QQ!!!!! If I bet $2 and it goes to $10 I am usually going to lay
that hand down (fold). I almost always check these hands. After the flop, if I don't get a set I usually fold if there is a bet over $1.

I used to raise, call, reraise, check-raise, you name it with these hands only to be sickened at the outcome in PARP.

Here is why this happens in PARP. You will come to a table and after
playing for awhile with correct strategy you will usually win 3-4 hands and
your money will be doubled-tripled on average. (You started with a $25 buy
in meaning you have $50-$75 at the table.)

Once this happens, (Because of party poker's fairness policy), the website
will literally COME AFTER YOU. You will start getting 3,4, or 5 Pocket
pairs within just 10 hands. (Statistically impossible.)

Your temptation and possibly greed will be so overwhelming you will be
tempted to go all in with your pocket Aces, Kings, etc. Watch out because
you will see the worst bad beats in history.'

This guy is my new GOD. AA, KK, QQ ? Throw them away. Garbage.
LOLOL

I am tempted to throw that little poker article up on every ghost website and torrent so that it gets around the internet and people use it for sound coaching information.

merry christmas everyone

OMG, eNTy, where has that ebook been all my life? I'm going to have to throw my whole game away. Big pocket pairs suck, I had no idea. But wait... it's *just* for Party Poker, though... damn it all to hell!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to you too, combuboom. I hope there's a fantastic ebook in your stocking this year.

Yeah, merry christmas to all the chat threaders. Also to all the CC community.

Merry christmas CC .

And Enty can u please share that e-book on torrent?
Maby some people will take it seriously

eNTy said:

LOLOL I am literally laughing myself to death here !
I would say that 40%
of the time that 1 of the 2 smaller pocket pairs will flop a set (Three of a
kind.)

Once this happens, (Because of party poker's fairness policy), the website
will literally COME AFTER YOU. You will start getting 3,4, or 5 Pocket
pairs within just 10 hands. (Statistically impossible.)

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Yeah, I noticed that too!! :laugh: This is really good stuff. Really.

Merry Christmas mother****ers!!!

I'm starting to actually like Christmas around here again...we stopped exchanging gifts and started buying cases of liquor instead for an all-day shit show. Good times.

ChuckTs said:

Merry Christmas mother****ers!!!

I'm starting to actually like Christmas around here again...we stopped exchanging gifts and started buying cases of liquor instead for an all-day shit show. Good times.

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ahhhh....and I thought my family was the only one that put the "fun" in dsyfunctional.

I'm so happy I'm posting it twice....

I am not playing a single hand today, although I am entered in 5 freerolls which I will get blinded out in. Currently up is UB $50 and I am doing better than I usually do. Maybe I will all-in blind to the money. Huh?