Favorite Poker Quotes

buelithekid · Jul 8, 2013

romanian looses against a canadian player

"go and f*** ICEBEARS"

MK8 · Jul 8, 2013

"Never count your money when you're sittin at the table."

It's sounds sort of cheesy, but it's actually really relevant. We all have a tendency to be emotionally attached to the money in our stack. We win several huge pots and want to protect it by playing tighter, folding more or leaving the table. Or maybe we check our pokertracker or holdem manager results in the middle of our session to 'see how much we're up.' When we do this we're allowed our results to dictate how we feel. We're saying to ourselves that when we win a lot of money we've played well and when we lose a lot we haven't played well. However, we all know that some days no matter how well we play the cards just don't fall our way and we're going to lose. Conversely, some days when we win a lot we've made bad decisions and have just gotten really lucky. We need to be able to put the monetary amount aside and just make the best decision possible in every scenario.

profviru · Jul 8, 2013

From Rounders:

"Listen, if you can't spot the sucker at the table in your first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker."

imafish · Jul 8, 2013

"Poker is a lot like sex. Everybody thinks they are great at it...but most people don't really know what they are doing." - wise old man

profviru · Jul 8, 2013

imafish said:
"Poker is a lot like sex. Everybody thinks they are great at it...but most people don't really know what they are doing." - wise old man

lol nice one!

Stoogey · Jul 8, 2013

Favorite Tex Dolly joke

"Due to increased price of ammunition...
Do not expect a warning shot!"

hypknautiqah · Jul 15, 2013

"If i had your hand i would of won too." i usually say this when i lose kk to aa lol

LeGenie · Jul 15, 2013

It's a hard way to make an easy living

rfbh54 · Sep 27, 2017

Poker is a game of people. This is the most important thing to learn ... People ... and the strategy that you use against them. For poker, more than for any other game, one must understand opponents. "

rfbh54 · Sep 27, 2017

Poker is a game of people. This is the most important thing to learn ... People ... and the strategy that you use against them. For poker, more than for any other game, one must understand opponents. "

kidrock1211 · Sep 27, 2017

Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing. — Dutch Boyd

Daniel Schools · Sep 27, 2017

Poker quotes

That's poker

vitalicharniak · Sep 28, 2017

"Poker is like sex, everyone thinks he's the best, but most do not even know what they're doing"

zannie27 · Sep 28, 2017

My favorite quote comes oddly enough from Norman Chad the ESPN commentator for the wsop and it's the line about someone being "Whamboozled" 😂😂. He usually says it when someone is on their last leg or like if someones Aces got cracked.. Anyways I like to say it to people myself.. Don't judge me.. 😂😂😂

3gdata · Jan 11, 2018

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

masik6 · Jan 11, 2018

"Limit poker is a science, no limit is an art. In limit You are shooting at targets. In no limit, the target comes alive and shoots You in return."

FreeDom1998 · Jan 11, 2018

"If in the first half hour of the game you could not determine who the weakling is, then the weakling is you!" - The hero of Matt Damon of the "Shulerov"

procuroralex · Jan 11, 2018

Poker is not gamble

Poker is not a gamble, it's a game of science, and self-mastery!

A2020 · Jan 11, 2018

I like the "9 High like a boss!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQX6dXuqfEs

playinggameswithu · Jan 11, 2018

"Feel my power...get out Russian."-Tony G LOLOL

fordman427 · Jan 11, 2018

I have a few that I really like but one of my least favorites has the be “9 high like a boss” really wasn’t a fan of that guy

vitalicharniak · Jan 11, 2018

"Trust everyone, but always cut the deck."

grinvalds · Jan 11, 2018

"Pay that man his money."

acemenow · Jan 11, 2018

The good news is that in every deck of fifty-two cards there are 2,598,960 possible hands. The bad news is that you are only going to be dealt one of them.

-- Anthony Holden, author of Big Deal (1990)

orchidra · Jan 12, 2018

My favorite quote is

"Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck." - Jesse May

Favorite Poker Quotes

buelithekid

Rising Star

MK8

Enthusiast

profviru

Enthusiast

imafish

Rock Star

profviru

Enthusiast

Stoogey

Rising Star

hypknautiqah

Rising Star

LeGenie

Rock Star

rfbh54

Rock Star

rfbh54

Rock Star

kidrock1211

Visionary

Daniel Schools

Enthusiast

vitalicharniak

Visionary

zannie27

Enthusiast

3gdata

Rock Star

masik6

Legend

FreeDom1998

Rock Star

procuroralex

Rising Star

A2020

Visionary

playinggameswithu

Legend

fordman427

Rock Star

vitalicharniak

Visionary

Attachments

grinvalds

Rising Star

acemenow

Legend

orchidra

Allan with two Owls (ll's)

About CardsChat

Our Community

Our Site