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"You can’t think you’ve played well if you lose consistently." -- Mickey Appleman
 
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"You couldn’t tell what a man was holding [by peeking at the discards],but you could learn a good deal by seeing what he throwed away. Therefore the practice was frowned on to the degree that if you was caught at it, you could get your head blown off." - "Little Big Man"
 
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"You couldn’t tell what a man was holding (by peeking at the discards), but you could learn a good deal by seeing what he throwed away. Therefore, the practice was frowned on to the degree that if you were caught at it, you could get your head blown off." -- "Little Big Man"
 
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“Only losers and amateurs complain about the cards.” (Lou Krieger)
 
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“If luck didn't influence poker, I would always win.” (Phil Hellmuth)
 
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Tight is right, always see a flop, dont go brook in a limped pot
 
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"Every deck of cards contains a lot more bad poker hands than good ones." - Rodentbane (RP)
 
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"Ace-Queen wins small hands and loses big ones." -- Doyle Brunson
 
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Can't remember who said it but my fav quote is :

"Poker is hours of boredom punctuated by minutes of sheer terror."
 
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Mine is "If you can't spot the sucker in the first 30 minutes, you are the sucker." What's
your favorite poker quote?
 
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"When you are big-stacked, playing your stack becomes more important than playing your cards." -- Neil Timothy
 
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"Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a `flush.' It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." - Mark Twain
 
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"The key to No-Limit... is to put a man to a decision for all his chips." -- Doyle Brunson
 
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"If someone asks you if you like your food, answer. If someone asks you if you like your cards, don't answer." - Tommy Angelo
 
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"I poker-playerishly detected in his eyes the momentary flicker of an unexpected reverse." - John Lanchester
 
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"No river, no fish.” -- Amarillo Slim
 
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“My favorite chip trick is to make everyone’s chip stack disappear.” – Amarillo Slim
 
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"People on the river are happy to give." -- Creedence Clearwater Revival
 
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"A poker player has to be lucky---in the same way that Warren Buffett gets lucky playing the stock market year after year." -- Phil Gordon
 
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Here is the image with the text changed to "look at that sweet baby there."

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“If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow. If I win today, I can expect a loss tomorrow.” -- Chico Marx
 
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In order to be a successful gambler, you have to have a total disregard for money. Doyle Brunson
 
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"Poker is the only game for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man's, and every man's hand is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork?" -- W. Somerset Maugham
 
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"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own." -- Bo Burnham
 
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“Play like a champ. Win like a champ. “Act like a champ.” -- Frank Henderson
 
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