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"Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life—but it is also merely a game, in which money is simply the means of keeping score." -- Anthony Holden
 
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“The two most important things to succeed in poker are first, find the muck and second, don’t play your money.” -- David “Devilfish” Ulliott
 
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"Bond didn't defend the practice. He simply maintained that the more effort and ingenuity you put into gambling, the more you took out." -- Ian Fleming
 
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"I'd love to see the hand you're waiting for." - Clean_Willie (RP)
 
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“Poker reveals to a frank observer another important thing. It will help him understand his own nature. Many poor players don’t improve because they can’t bear self-knowledge.” -- David Mamet
 
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"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." - Oscar Wilde
 
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"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." -- Oscar Wilde
 
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"You can't win a tournament on the first hand, but you can lose one." - SunPowerGuru (RP)
 
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" Luck is not a business model." -- Anthony Bourdain
 
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"Fate laughs at probabilities." -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
 
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"An unlikely event is likely to happen because there are so many unlikely events that could happen." - Per Bak
 
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"An unlikely event is likely to happen because there are so many unlikely events that could happen." -- Per Bak
 
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''May the flop be always in your favor'' - Katniss Everdeen
 
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''Adults are just kids with money'' -Unknown
 
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
 
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"So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness." -- Sidney Poitier
 
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"Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts." -- David Sklansky
 
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"When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience." - Anonymous
 
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"Poker is math; everything that happens in poker is a big word problem that can be converted into mathematical equations." -- Daniel Ashman
 
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"Don’t tell bad beat stories. Don’t complain that you always miss the flop." - Sheree Bykofsky
 
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Poker quotes are amazing — there’s so much you can learn from them! These guys are always posting great ones on their Instagram, but this one is definitely my favorite https://www.instagram.com/p/DObQR7kDFqs/ “The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.” Chris Moneymaker
 
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"online poker lacks the charm of a live game. Conversation is limited. The sound effects get monotonous. You can’t play with your chips. Then again, you can play in your bathrobe---or without it." - Phil Gordon
 
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"Online poker lacks the charm of a live game. Conversation is limited. The sound effects get monotonous. You can’t play with your chips. Then again, you can play in your bathrobe---or without it." -- Phil Gordon
 
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"Good poker players know when to quit, but only after they’ve known what it is to lose." - Jack Richardson
 
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