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"Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game." -- James Altucher
 
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Just shut up and deal.
 
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"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -- Dan Reed
 
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Logg said:
"Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money." -- Norm Macdonald

that's a good one from Norm (RIP)
 
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"Ah, he's just another kid with a dream!" -- Norman Chad
 
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"Life is like a poker game... it's not what your given, it's how you use it!"
 
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"Poker??? I hardly even know her!"
:10s4::js4::qs4::ks4::as4:
 
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"A pair of balls beats everything." :cool:
 
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"I don't play any two suited cards. I play any two non-suited cards. That way, i'm drawing at two different flushes."
- Amarillo Slim
 
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"A person should gamble everyday, because think of how bad it would be to walking around lucky and not know it."
- Robert Turner
 
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“Everybody will eventually run worse than they thought was possible. The difference between a winner and a loser is, that the latter thinks they do not deserve it.” -- Irieguy
 
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Gutshot Gus said:
Just shut up and deal.
I love that quote, or at least when Shirley MacLaine said it. :)
 
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"Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand." - Lucas Jackson
 
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"A pair of balls beats everything!" -- Unknown player
 
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"The Main Event is the only tournament in the history of poker you never have to bluff. You just have to stay alive and wait for the idiots to give you their chips." -- Mike Matusow
 
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"Cards are war in disguise of a sport." Charles Lamb
 
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“Poker takes five minutes to learn but a lifetime to master.” – Mike Sexton
 
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"Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game." James Altucher
 
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“In the long run there’s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know.” -- Rick Bennet
 
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"They say that poker is a game with zero expectation. Perhaps they are right, because I always get up from the table with a zero in my pocket…" - Max Shapiro
 
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"The money won is twice as pleasant as the money earned." from the movie "The Color of Money", quote from Paul Newman
 
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"But finally I’ve learned this: If you’re too careful, your whole life can become a f*ckin’ grind." -- Matt Damon (In the movie Rounders)
 
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"That's a position raise. I call." J.M.
 
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" You can`t win if you fold " I dont remember who it was but it was in a live final table around 2014
 
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FoxMS said:
I also have a favorite quote.
“The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time.” - General David Shoup.
Poker is dangerous when it comes to underestimate the opponent. I mean who can guarrante he'll 100 percent win the match against somebody? It's super confusing, and unfair side of this game, because even if you study/play for 20 years, even if you're the best player based on your records, you can still lose against amateurs even in headsup match too. I don't sure if we can name any other game or sport field with same posibility. If you take the grandmaster to chess match, he'll win 100 out of 100 games against non-profesional player.
 
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