Favorite Poker Quotes

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Niykk

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  • #976
"If you play bridge badly you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy." ~ Joe Laurie Jr
 
Whaevoz

Whaevoz

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  • #977
"Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a `flush.' It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." -- Mark Twain
 
navicula

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  • #978
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Whaevoz

Whaevoz

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  • #979
"People on the river are happy to give." -- Creedence Clearwater Revival
 
Whaevoz

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  • #980
“All these books, gentlemen, a world of knowledge at your disposal, and you play poker all night.” -- Somerset
 
ratbat615

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  • #981
Whaevoz said:
"You call, it's gonna be all over, baby!" -- Scotty Nguyen
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I was going to say that lol 😂 but that’s my favorite 😻.
 
romerim

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  • #982
No one is always a winner, and anyone who says they are is either a liar or has never played poker" - Amarillo Slim
 
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Irke1

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  • #983

The best thing about poker is that everyone thinks they can play. Chris Moneymaker​

 
topcatbrazil

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  • #984
When you are up your friends know who you are, when you are down you know who your friends are.

( Doyle Brunson )
 
Whaevoz

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  • #985
"Good No-Limit players bluff four or five times as often as good players in Limit games." -- Doyle Brunson
 
Whaevoz

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  • #986
"I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen players go broke right after the dinner break because they were lethargic from eating a large turkey dinner!" -- Daniel Negreanu
 
G0930

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  • #987
Whaevoz said:
"I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen players go broke right after the dinner break because they were lethargic from eating a large turkey dinner!" -- Daniel Negreanu
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How to let people know you're a vegan without saying you're a vegan :ROFLMAO:
 
Whaevoz

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  • #988
"There were several hundred people playing there and, believe me, I saw only two who knew how to play the game." -- Fyodor Dostoesvsky
 
Xyro2

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  • #989
"The best thing in life is playing poker and winning. The second best is playing and losing" - My Grandpa.
 
juan1579

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  • #990
Only losers and fans complain about the cards.
 
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Niykk

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  • #991
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” ~ Sun Tzu
 
G0930

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  • #992
Niykk said:
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” ~ Sun Tzu
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The Art of War is an interesting read 👌🏼
 
Whaevoz

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  • #993
"I always thought that poker probably doesn’t build character, but reveals it." -- Lou Krieger
 
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  • #994
"Anger. Control your anger. If you hold anger toward others, they have control over you. Your opponent can dominate and defeat you if you allow him to get you irritated." ~ Niten Dōraku
 
Whaevoz

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  • #995
"Life is like a game of poker - you have to play the hand you're dealt... But a wise player can play what seems to be a weak hand and win the game." -- Rick Warren
 
Whaevoz

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  • #996
"The cardinal sin in poker, worse than playing dead cards, worse even than figuring your odds incorrectly, is becoming emotionally involved." -- Katy Lederer
 
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Stevoodoo

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  • #997
Sometimes u can't win even if u bring your own deck.
 
Whaevoz

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  • #998
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will." -- Jawaharlal Nehru
 
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Niykk

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  • #999
"Poker may be only a game, but it is not a matter of life and death. It’s a lot more serious than that." ~ Anthony Holden
 
Whaevoz

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  • #1,000
"The best poker books will teach you how to talk the talk. You'll have to learn to walk the walk on your own." -- Lou Krieger
 
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