***February Fever Poker Chat***

ITS MARCH MUTHA****A!!!

I think I'm bailing on my 60k march btw

24 tabled for the first time.
Cascaded obviously at 5nl for a little over an hour.
Jeuzs they were so bad every set got paid off and I was flopping them at 15% ldo.
The shoves they make when I'm completely dominating them are hilarous.
Easiest $25 I ever made.

the title needs to have a long cool word which instantly makes the thread cooler. I.E. narcotics and juxtaposed were easily the 2 coolest threads.

zachvac said:

Money March maybe good, "No Money March" is just asking to be cursed. I'd rather not tempt fate.

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Zach it was "MO MONEY MARCH" ... See:

YouTube - mo money

March Mendicant

March Magic

Mythical March

Mammoth March

March Monarchy

thats all i got for now

I run pretty bad, I didnt put the villian in the 2nd hand on a flopped flush, kind of a cooler imo.


PokerStars Game #25413579815: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/02/27 13:43:01 ET
Table 'Dagmar IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: OMGBentley ($129.35 in chips)
Seat 2: MRBIG5670 ($49 in chips)
Seat 3: Capucino74 ($44.05 in chips)
Seat 4: fredriq ($99.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Tomjibk ($99.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Monoxide123 ($100 in chips)
Seat 7: mixmixmix ($111.65 in chips)
Seat 8: JacksAgain2 ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 9: CP140AURORA ($208.90 in chips)
Monoxide123: posts small blind $0.50
mixmixmix: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Monoxide123 [Ad As]
JacksAgain2: folds
CP140AURORA: folds
OMGBentley: folds
MRBIG5670: folds
Capucino74: folds
fredriq: folds
Tomjibk: folds
Monoxide123: raises $2 to $3
mixmixmix: raises $6 to $9
Monoxide123: raises $12 to $21
mixmixmix: raises $13 to $34
Monoxide123: calls $13
*** FLOP *** [8h 2c Qd]
Monoxide123: checks
mixmixmix: bets $20
Monoxide123: calls $20
*** TURN *** [8h 2c Qd] [4c]
Monoxide123: checks
mixmixmix: bets $33
Monoxide123: raises $13 to $46 and is all-in
mixmixmix: calls $13
*** RIVER *** [8h 2c Qd 4c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Monoxide123: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
mixmixmix: shows [Tc Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
mixmixmix collected $197 from pot
Monoxide123 said, "oh **** that"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $3


PokerStars Game #25413863533: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/02/27 13:51:29 ET
Table 'Shenzhen' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Monoxide123 ($108.25 in chips)
Seat 2: zizunoob10 ($44.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Geierbaby ($147 in chips)
Seat 4: Sanogo18 ($97 in chips)
Seat 5: Headsup38 ($56.85 in chips)
Seat 7: fredriq ($91.30 in chips)
Seat 9: JamaiKaShark ($97 in chips)
Geierbaby: posts small blind $0.50
Sanogo18: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Monoxide123 [6s 7s]
Headsup38: folds
fredriq: folds
JamaiKaShark: raises $3 to $4
Monoxide123: calls $4
zizunoob10: folds
Geierbaby: folds
Sanogo18: folds
*** FLOP *** [7h 6h 9h]
JamaiKaShark: bets $4
Monoxide123: raises $7 to $11
JamaiKaShark: raises $7 to $18
Monoxide123: raises $23 to $41
JamaiKaShark: raises $23 to $64
Monoxide123: raises $40.25 to $104.25 and is all-in
JamaiKaShark: calls $29 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($11.25) returned to Monoxide123
*** TURN *** [7h 6h 9h] [As]
*** RIVER *** [7h 6h 9h As] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JamaiKaShark: shows [Th Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
Monoxide123: mucks hand
JamaiKaShark collected $192.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $195.50 | Rake $3
Board [7h 6h 9h As 9s]
Seat 1: Monoxide123 mucked [6s 7s]
Seat 2: zizunoob10 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Geierbaby (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Sanogo18 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Headsup38 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: fredriq folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: JamaiKaShark showed [Th Ah] and won ($192.50) with a flush, Ace high

The Museum of Modern March

Take the Money and March

March you glad I didn't say Banana?

March of the Grinders

Monoxide said:

Monoxide123 said, "oh **** that"

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Wow, yeah, I'll second that! Sucks to be 5-bet by QT preflop (joy) then lose to a rivered set (ouch).

roundcat said:

Wow, yeah, I'll second that! Sucks to be 5-bet by QT preflop (joy) then lose to a rivered set (ouch).

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yeah lol, it was painful, i had him trapped perfectly...

And for accuracy's sake I suppose it would be rivered trips (not a set) since only one on the queens was in his hand.

Sucks either way....

Megalomaniac March Madness

imo afaik iirc

i like megalomaniac/megalomania. not sure about madness though since it evokes the college basketball tournament that will be going on at the same time

monumentous imo

March of Dimes

March Mutha****as

Just don't let eNTy do it or it will be Matricidal March or something.

WVHillbilly said:

Just don't let eNTy do it or it will be Mutual Masturbation March or something.

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fixed your post

combuboom said:

fixed your post

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omfg i lol'd

Shotgun not making the thread, I came up with narcotics for november (thats right i invented the word specifically for that purpose) so don't have to make 1 ever again

Megalicious Mo' Money March of MothaF**Kaz...thoughts?

Flopped 11 sets today over 2200 hands. Lost $300 overall with them.

Highlights were set over set twice and getting it in on turn versus two pairs who suck out on river. Still managed to finish the day break evenish and i'm actually really happy about the way i played. The rest is just payback for running really hot this month, i guess.

ok definitely decided I'm gonna play 100k+ hands without a prop bet in March (if I didn't 6-table some at UB I'd probably stick closer to 120k-150k). Gonna try to play about 4 hours/day and also make sure I get over to the gym a few times a week. At the end of the month I'm not only gonna be rich but I'm gonna be benching inscore while he's benching his 250 or w/e he benches.

according to tableratings' new bot rating, i'm very unlikely to be a poker bot! yay!

combuboom said:

i like megalomaniac/megalomania. not sure about madness though since it evokes the college basketball tournament that will be going on at the same time

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march sadness work? too much of a premonition?

nah, too much negative vibe imo

zachvac said:

ok definitely decided I'm gonna play 100k+ hands without a prop bet in March (if I didn't 6-table some at UB I'd probably stick closer to 120k-150k). Gonna try to play about 4 hours/day and also make sure I get over to the gym a few times a week. At the end of the month I'm not only gonna be rich but I'm gonna be benching inscore while he's benching his 250 or w/e he benches.

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so you're gonna 12 table or something, not 24, right ? I mean if the point is to make money...