How to play drunk

talking2rocks911 · Jul 8, 2012

On Sat. Nights, after losing 125 seat qualify for $109 coupons, drinking to suthe the pain of defeat.... this is how you defend the valuable bankroll.... play as many .11 cent bumblebee room super turbo's as yo... look at that just won .42 cents.... ur little heart desires.... it works I'm telling you... all in 83 offsuit, limp aces, have mother f'en fun... its what poker is supposed to be about.

Lost my beer.

So in conclusion, drink beer, buck bitches, fold aces, all in 42 off, and kiss my ass I had ace king. And it was suited... piss on pocket two's.

Who flushes to a two.
I'm going to sex up my wife.
Night bitches

Poof · Jul 8, 2012

I think the title of this should actually be how to post drunk?

GOIVIT · Jul 8, 2012

PooffyFooffy said:
I think the title of this should actually be how to post drunk?

Hit the nail on the head!

When having a few I find using my left hand for the mouse and closing one eye helps to steady my play.

DEdwardsNJ · Jul 8, 2012

lol, how long till he wakes up and remembers posting this?

talking2rocks911 · Jul 8, 2012

NOW... oh my head hurts.. it was easy the browser was still open

imafin · Jul 8, 2012

man i'm at awe here i think...ya got spunk... or your still drunk.

Penhorse340 · Jul 8, 2012

Now THERE is a man who enjoys his poker!

Props to you sir.

talking2rocks911 · Jul 10, 2012

Thank you, thank you... just like to update everyone... my head feels better

GOIVIT · Jul 10, 2012

talking2rocks911 said:
Thank you, thank you... just like to update everyone... my head feels better

Now that is funny,

fletchdad · Jul 10, 2012

GOIVIT said:
Hit the nail on the head!

When having a few I find using my left hand for the shaft and closing one eye helps to steady my stroke.

FYP

Y'all wanna know bout PWI, I KNOW bout PWI......

danextkidpoker · Jul 10, 2012

PooffyFooffy said:
I think the title of this should actually be how to post drunk?

and post in an angry matter

waz666 · Jul 10, 2012

Oh the irony, I always want to play when I'm drinking, yet I play my worst when drinking......

BluffYou123 · Jul 11, 2012

I've done both (drunk pokering and drunk posting) and neither are good. That said, some of my biggest wins have come when I've been on the beer. If you tilt when drunk say goodbye to your roll. The morning after a drunken posting rampage can be a bit

but it's never as bad as you think!

JDAWG5 · Jul 11, 2012

This belongs in the Golden Archive imo

ythelongface · Jul 11, 2012

Now thats pretty durn funny!

Worak · Jul 11, 2012

Bwahaha but on the other hand I see people play like that all day - are they all drunk ?

fletchdad · Jul 11, 2012

grafkarow said:
Bwahaha but on the other hand I see people play like that all day - are they all drunk ?

How will we play tonight???

lol

bopo59 · Jul 11, 2012

On a side note, I find I play a lot more aggressive (a good thing) while drinking--not always the best decision making however (a bad thing)

With that in mind, I think a couple of beers while playing is okay, just stay away from the 12 pack to 30 pack range(not the best of plans). JMHO

BluffYou123 · Jul 11, 2012

bopo59 said:
On a side note, I find I play a lot more aggressive (a good thing) while drinking--not always the best decision making however (a bad thing)

With that in mind, I think a couple of beers while playing is okay, just stay away from the 12 pack to 30 pack range(not the best of plans). JMHO

Agree with all of this.

Cdub512 · Jul 12, 2012

playing poker drunk is fun, especially when you start winning. helps some people loosen up their game

pokerjack43 · Jul 12, 2012

lol, best post ever

tcummo · Jul 12, 2012

I only play the merge fun steps when I'm 'on the ale',
it's great fun.
Mind you, lately, I only play the fun steps when I'm sober as well.

Colbefc · Jul 12, 2012

What bluff said made me think, I have lost more money playing poker drunk but i have also had my biggest wins when playing above "my level" when drunk, so maybe there is something to be said for it

On the other hand I have also poster when drunk and there is nothing good to be said about that

IWinUlose · Jul 16, 2012

This is a classic on stay the hell off the Computer when you're drunk and that's it in a nutshell. time & place for everything. CH72

Savedme2 · Jul 20, 2012

tcummo said:
I only play the merge fun steps when I'm 'on the ale',
it's great fun.
Mind you, lately, I only play the fun steps when I'm sober as well.

Thank you sir, I didn't even know fun steps existed

How to play drunk

talking2rocks911

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Poof

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GOIVIT

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DEdwardsNJ

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talking2rocks911

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