*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

combuboom said:

wtf i dont wear glasses

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If you did you probably would be better at poker (and dodging 1-outers).

i needa get some shades to hide my tells, all my opponents can read it in my eyes when i'm about to get 1-outered and they take advantage

oh that's because i play poker on webcam btw. naked

how you gonna fit them over your glasses?

same way the ancient egyptians did it man, i'm innovative

OMFG I JUST WON A 3R TO THE SUNDAY MIL WITH NO REBUYS AND ONE ADD ON ALMOST BUBBLED BUT THEN DIDNT WOOOHOOO SUCK MY NADS STARS TY

10.5K VPPs so far, already behind schedule. Even though it's not my main goal, making SNE would be sweet as hell :smile:

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GL chris. btw, what limits are you playing now?

F Paulsson said:

On a "run bad" corollary, just how often do people manage to get AIPF with aces on average?

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Seems I get AA AIPF once every 15 times, and i did not filter out shortstackers. Twice out of 50 over the last 10k hands.

Also, KK AIPF is break-even for me overall. It does make pushing it clearly +EV considering the odds from the dead money and the fold equity, but it's sobering about what you should expect when you do get it in.

Still haven't recovered from my 7.5 downward ski slope, YAYYYYYYYY. 0/4 in FPP sattys today. I ****ing love poker. I quit forever. If I cash out now I can afford a trip to Vegas with friends in March. But since I won't have a bankroll, I'll just go there to see all the pretty casinos and hookers. <3 hookers.

lol raped this reg HU. I was 3 and 4-betting him light all over the place and when he tried to play back I always had a hand .


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HAND #11
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players

Hero (SB): $200 (100 bb)
BB: $211 (105.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 8 8
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $22, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($44) 5 8 6 (2 players)
BB bets $24, Hero raises to $74, BB folds

Results: $92 pot ($1 rake)
Hero mucked 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights) and won $91 ($45 net)


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HAND #15
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players

Hero (SB): $240 (120 bb)
BB: $205 (102.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A A
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $22, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($44) 4 8 J (2 players)
BB bets $24, Hero raises to $74, BB folds

Results: $92 pot ($1 rake)
Hero mucked A A (a pair of Aces) and won $91 ($45 net)


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HAND #32
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players

Hero (BB): $310.40 (155.2 bb)
SB: $200 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with T 7
SB raises to $6, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($12) 7 T 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, SB raises to $28, Hero raises to $82, SB folds

Results: $68 pot ($1 rake)
Hero mucked T 7 (two pairs, Tens and Sevens) and won $67 ($33 net)



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HAND #33
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players

Hero (SB): $343.40 (171.7 bb)
BB: $200 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K A
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $22, Hero raises to $65, BB raises to $200 and is all-in, Hero calls $135

Flop: ($400) 4 K A (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($400) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($400) 3 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $400 pot ($1 rake)
BB showed 9 A (a pair of Aces) and lost (-$200 net)
Hero showed K A (two pairs, Aces and Kings) and won $399 ($199 net)

Munchrs said:

When I won the Mars leaderboard i got mine on tuesday evening. Patience

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cool cheers.

a bit of monies would just be nice after two long breakeveny days.

also fp play donkngos! i get AA aipf like every other hand.

Dorkus Malorkus said:

also fp play donkngos! i get AA aipf like every other hand.

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Hi.

No.

F Paulsson said:

No.

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QFMFT

Dorkus Malorkus said:

also fp play donkngos! i get AA aipf like every other hand.

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F Paulsson said:

Hi.

No.

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BelgoSuisse said:

QFMFT

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remember kids: just say no to donk 'n gos.

combuboom said:

this ad brought to you by the PPPS (Poker Players for the Prevention of Sngs)

remember kids: just say no to donk 'n gos.

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Communist front imo.

Just sharkscope my FTP account and you'll get why i believe SNGs are evil.

bw07507 said:

GL chris. btw, what limits are you playing now?

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2/4, had to rebuild from 10NL with like $72 left in my account. Will not mess it up a third time and move down in limits right away should there ever be a hint of trouble. I'm also skipping 3/6 entirely this time because it's cursed.

Chris_TC said:

2/4, had to rebuild from 10NL with like $72 left in my account. Will not mess it up a third time and move down in limits right away should there ever be a hint of trouble. I'm also skipping 3/6 entirely this time because it's cursed.

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How long did it take you to rebuild from 10NL to 400NL?

Well, I started off playing 10NL but then realized that I still had a $650 bonus pending which would take me ages to release at those stakes. Looking for this bankroll kickstart, I ended up shortstacking higher stakes in order to release the bonus.
Once this was done, I jumped into 50NL headsup and went from there. Have played 58,000 hands since the bankroll low point. Obviously that bonus (equalling 65 buy-ins at 10NL) was a major factor.

YAY MONIES

Hello Qhr1s,

Congratulations on your performance in last week's Sit & Go Leader Boards. A cash prize of $140.00 has been credited to your account. This credit can be viewed under the History section on the PokerStars Cashier.

The final rankings for last week's competition can be viewed in the PokerStars client by selecting the 'Requests' menu, then 'Sit & Go Leader Boards'.

For finishing in the top 10 of the Leader Board, you have been issued with a ticket to the Battle of the Planets $50,000 Triple Shootout. The Battle of the Planets tournament takes place on the last Sunday of every month at 14:40 ET. The ticket is valid for any Battle of the Planets tournament.

Good job Chris! That shootout ought to be an interesting game lol.

Why are zachvac, Pantin, SavagePenguin, Zorba and who knows how many others using the same avatar? From an ethical point of view, I'm strongly opposed to avatar cloning...

BelgoSuisse said:

Why are zachvac, Pantin, SavagePenguin, Zorba and who knows how many others using the same avatar? From an ethical point of view, I'm strongly opposed to avatar cloning...

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Cult of the Vanquished IMO.

YSY, the downswong continues.

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $60 (60 bb)
BTN: $60 (60 bb)
SB: $52.30 (52.3 bb)
BB: $96.55 (96.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): $142.10 (142.1 bb)
MP1: $100 (100 bb)
MP2: $122.15 (122.2 bb)
MP3: $60 (60 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with 9 9
Hero calls $1, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $1, 3 folds, SB completes, BB checks

Flop: ($4) 9 5 4 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $3, MP2 calls $3, SB calls $3, BB folds

Turn: ($13) 5 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, MP2 calls $7, SB folds

River: ($27) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $18, MP2 raises to $40, Hero raises to $131.10 and is all-in, MP2 calls $71.15 and is all-in

Results: $249.30 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Fives) and lost (-$122.15 net)
MP2 showed 5 5 (four of a kind, Fives) and won $246.30 ($124.15 net)

tenbob said:

YSY, the downswong continues.

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Not that it matters here, but i dislike the open-limp.

Someday when I grow up, I hope I can join this club/group/clique/gang/clan/mob you folks have going in this thread. It'll be real neato swell.