*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

Is stars lagging or is it me?

Can't sit at any ring tables. Huuuge numbers.

Also someone teach me how the f'ck do I win a hand at showdown!

stars is broken for anyone else?

lol at the 3 people abusing enty combined still couldn't spell dumb

Yep, stars lagging here too.

Isn't that 2 sundays on the trot now, stars has been virtually unplayable?

they can't handle so many players prob

they should stop hording their monies and go buy some new servers.


Upgraaaade upgraaaade

wah, i cant register to the million WTF?

Telling me registration is closed

HELP !!

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/general-poker-13/ahk-script-betpot-problem-139081/

bw07507 said:

wah, i cant register to the million WTF?
Telling me registration is closed

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Does not even appear in my lobby.

BTW, i'll probably have to play the Warm-up one of these sundays. Somehow got a step 4 ticket and i don't think i'm good enough at sngs to be +ev against the SNG pros that inhabit the higher steps, so best place to spend it for me is probably the warm-up.

I found it in the main lobby with all tournaments listed. This time it let me register. It better not be super laggy the whole tourney or im gonna be pissed.

Busted out of warmup KK < AA, gonna play the million, gl all CCers .

it's gonna lag so hard you are all gonna wanna eat your poop

PokerStars Game #23574101368: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/01/04 17:04:59 ET
Table 'Antenor VII' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: UmaWorman ($22.50 in chips)
Seat 2: kirchhausen ($73.90 in chips)
Seat 3: vinivici9586 ($112.60 in chips)
Seat 4: oelspur ($130 in chips)
Seat 5: Irexes ($143.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Proc21 ($106 in chips)
Seat 7: Grits777 ($92.95 in chips)
Seat 8: River Rat KK ($22.35 in chips)
Seat 9: DannyOhBoy ($100 in chips)
Proc21: posts small blind $0.50
Grits777: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Irexes [2d Qd]
River Rat KK: folds
DannyOhBoy: folds
UmaWorman: folds
kirchhausen: folds
vinivici9586: folds
oelspur: folds
Irexes: raises $3 to $4
Proc21: calls $3.50
Grits777: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [4d 2c 2s]
Proc21: checks
Grits777: checks
Irexes: bets $7
Proc21: calls $7
Grits777: folds
*** TURN *** [4d 2c 2s] [9d]
Proc21: bets $15
Irexes: raises $117.50 to $132.50 and is all-in
Proc21: calls $80 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($37.50) returned to Irexes
*** RIVER *** [4d 2c 2s 9d] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Proc21: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
Irexes: shows [2d Qd] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Irexes collected $213 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $216 | Rake $3
Board [4d 2c 2s 9d 7c]
Seat 1: UmaWorman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kirchhausen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vinivici9586 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: oelspur folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Irexes (button) showed [2d Qd] and won ($213) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 6: Proc21 (small blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 7: Grits777 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: River Rat KK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: DannyOhBoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Proc21: so standard on stars
Irexes: yup calling raises oop with AA is standard
Proc21: lol no sh it to get paid off clowncake
Proc21: to a muppet like u
Irexes:
Proc21: but obv the clowns get paid off
oelspur:
Proc21: just how stars is
Proc21: unreal bad players get paid off
Irexes: but you keep losing
Irexes: oh I see
Proc21: losing??
Proc21: like i asid people like u two pay my bills
Proc21: if i lost i wouldnt play as much dude commin sense
Irexes: how much rent is your mum asking for nowadays?

lol too funny rex

As a person with a sense of humor, roflmao Rex that's ****ing hilarious. As a poker player, please stop tapping the tank .

Thought process on turn shove? I obviously like getting the money in, just wondering if this is the best way to do it. Or did you have a read that he hates folding?

He's mad, angry and thinks everyone is bluffing figured shove was value versus any overpair.

(he'd been raging at the table ages )

lol out of the million. Lost half my stack for 2 pair under higher 2 pair then decided a shove with 30 BBs with Q6o over a raise and 3 calls would be good. lol. I really do not have the patience for tourneys.

pantin007 said:

dumbass *(%^#%#$%^

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ChuckTs said:

u so dub

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switch0723 said:

lol at the 3 people abusing enty combined still couldn't spell dumb

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I still won, and 22 still lost

lol had 28k chips in million, KK < AA got down to 550. Won an 88 vs. AA with 300/600 blinds and now have just over 2 BBs. Still can make a comeback if I get super lucky lol.

IF I COULD WIN 60/40s I WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT THIS GAME.

seriously the odd one outer doesn't bother me anymore but losing like every 60/40 in two hours is really REALLY IRRITATING.

plus stars haven't given me my BOTP monies yet.

Irexes said:

PokerStars Game #23574101368: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/01/04 17:04:59 ET
Table 'Antenor VII' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: UmaWorman ($22.50 in chips)
Seat 2: kirchhausen ($73.90 in chips)
Seat 3: vinivici9586 ($112.60 in chips)
Seat 4: oelspur ($130 in chips)
Seat 5: Irexes ($143.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Proc21 ($106 in chips)
Seat 7: Grits777 ($92.95 in chips)
Seat 8: River Rat KK ($22.35 in chips)
Seat 9: DannyOhBoy ($100 in chips)
Proc21: posts small blind $0.50
Grits777: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Irexes [2d Qd]
River Rat KK: folds
DannyOhBoy: folds
UmaWorman: folds
kirchhausen: folds
vinivici9586: folds
oelspur: folds
Irexes: raises $3 to $4
Proc21: calls $3.50
Grits777: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [4d 2c 2s]
Proc21: checks
Grits777: checks
Irexes: bets $7
Proc21: calls $7
Grits777: folds
*** TURN *** [4d 2c 2s] 9♦
Proc21: bets $15
Irexes: raises $117.50 to $132.50 and is all-in
Proc21: calls $80 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($37.50) returned to Irexes
*** RIVER *** [4d 2c 2s 9d] 7♣
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Proc21: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
Irexes: shows [2d Qd] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Irexes collected $213 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $216 | Rake $3
Board [4d 2c 2s 9d 7c]
Seat 1: UmaWorman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kirchhausen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vinivici9586 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: oelspur folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Irexes (button) showed [2d Qd] and won ($213) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 6: Proc21 (small blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 7: Grits777 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: River Rat KK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: DannyOhBoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Proc21: so standard on stars
Irexes: yup calling raises oop with AA is standard
Proc21: lol no sh it to get paid off clowncake
Proc21: to a muppet like u
Irexes:
Proc21: but obv the clowns get paid off
oelspur:
Proc21: just how stars is
Proc21: unreal bad players get paid off
Irexes: but you keep losing
Irexes: oh I see
Proc21: losing??
Proc21: like i asid people like u two pay my bills
Proc21: if i lost i wouldnt play as much dude commin sense
Irexes: how much rent is your mum asking for nowadays?

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too funny should of asked him if he pays attention in english class.