*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

sindri_93 said:

Can any one explain to me why the hell u would slowroll some one?
No history with villain,new at the table,just ITM in the 200k i shove my last few blinds in with KJ and the shortstack in the BB uses his timebank before calling with QQ and typing "I got u" to knock me out.
Just wise i could have suckedout.....

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People are ****ing idiots, although I guess with QQ he could have been thinking about folding, but it's not too damn likely.

sindri_93 said:

Can any one explain to me why the hell u would slowroll some one?
No history with villain,new at the table,just ITM in the 200k i shove my last few blinds in with KJ and the shortstack in the BB uses his timebank before calling with QQ and typing "I got u" to knock me out.
Just wise i could have suckedout.....

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slowrolling against a random person is douchey and there are a lot of douches playing poker
slowrolling ur friend in a drunken homegame is fun and entertaining

Can any one explain to me why the hell u would slowroll some one?
No history with villain,new at the table,just ITM in the 200k i shove my last few blinds in with KJ and the shortstack in the BB uses his timebank before calling with QQ and typing "I got u" to knock me out.
Just wise i could have suckedout.....

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Yea, that's pretty terrible. Completely out of line as well.

WVHillbilly said:

People are ****ing idiots, although I guess with QQ he could have been thinking about folding, but it's not too damn likely.

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He had 6BB before posting(i had 3).
If we were 100BB deep maybe but 6BB deep 3000 spots from the next pay out level witch gives a extra cent...i doubt he is folding QQ.

eNTy said:

So what you're gonna throw out your harddrives and start over?
Have you gone mad ?

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why would that be so mad?

bear in mind i don't have HEM or pt3 since i play omaha sng's, so don't even store hands anymore.

The Shrog said:

Stacks:
UTG+1 with $19.10
MP1 with $12.00
MP2 with $2.00
MP3 with $22.65
CO with $12.40
BTN with $3.30
SB with $9.60
BB with $10.90
UTG with $14.95

Blinds: $0.00/$0.00
Site: Pokerstars
Dealt to CO:A♠ A♥
Sklansky group 1
Preflop:
5 players fold.
Hero raises $0.30 to $0.40
BTN calls [$0.40]
1 players fold.
BB calls [$0.30]
Total folds this street: 6
Potsize: $1.25
Flop:
J♣ 7♠ 8♣
BB: checks
Hero bets [$0.90]
BTN raises $2 to $2.90 [ all-in ]
BB calls [$2.90]

The BB flatting here is super nitty. Board sucks...is this almost always a set? Do we continue with the hand?

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Post this in HH analysis,will get more feedback imo.

Just to let you know WV, stox is now 27.99, but still a deal and I do love a deal.

belladonna05 said:

Just to let you know WV, stox is now 27.99, but still a deal and I do love a deal.

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Really? Sorry about the misinformation. My subscription is paid for by my RB provider and I know they pay $25/month, so maybe that's their own deal.

The BB flatting here is super nitty. Board sucks...is this almost always a set? Do we continue with the hand?

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Yea, im never folding here for 30 BBs. Board is super drawy and this could easily be a draw.

Oh, the SS I'm def calling, but the other player started with a full stack.

So like life at 200nl is pooh, I mean you can only put up with so many coolers and beats so the best thing to do is like move down in stakes and see if you can stop the rot, yeah!

WELCOME TO MY LIFE ON STARS WTF!!! Same villain virtually back to back hands!

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $97 (97 bb)
Hero (SB): $278.30 (278.3 bb)
BB: $42.65 (42.7 bb)
UTG: $107.60 (107.6 bb)
MP: $118.35 (118.4 bb)
CO: $104.95 (105 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A A
2 folds, CO raises to $4, BTN folds, Hero raises to $14, BB raises to $42.65 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero calls $28.65

Flop: ($89.30) 3 T K (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($89.30) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($89.30) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $89.30 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and lost (-$42.65 net)
BB showed A Q (a straight, Ten to Ace) and won $86.30 ($43.65 net)



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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $97 (97 bb)
Hero (BTN): $235.65 (235.7 bb)
SB: $86.30 (86.3 bb)
BB: $107.60 (107.6 bb)
UTG: $118.35 (118.4 bb)
MP: $100.95 (101 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A A
UTG raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero raises to $10, SB calls $9.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($24) 5 9 J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $15, SB raises to $76.30 and is all-in, Hero calls $61.30

Turn: ($176.60) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($176.60) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $176.60 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed A J (three of a kind, Jacks) and won $173.60 ($87.30 net)
Hero mucked A A (two pairs, Aces and Jacks) and lost (-$86.30 net)

if some of you regs would like to help me with these stats I'd be grateful. Looking to see if I'm heading in the right direction

Oh, the SS I'm def calling, but the other player started with a full stack.

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Umm him flatting here with all the draws makes me think he doesn't have a set as he would probably jam flop. I try to get it in on the turn on a non scary card.

How many hands is that Lemly? Some of the stats suggest a small sample size.

SHIT!! Hit a 1 outer didnt expect a 33/16/3 to come up with this !!!



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Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: $9.30 (93 bb)
MP3: $10 (100 bb)
CO: $4.25 (42.5 bb)
BTN: $12.35 (123.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $11 (110 bb)
BB: $8.35 (83.5 bb)
UTG+1: $2.20 (22 bb)
MP1: $12.35 (123.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 2:spade: 2:heart:
4 folds, CO calls $0.10, BTN raises to $0.50, Hero calls $0.45, 2 folds

Flop: ($1.20) 2:diamond: T:spade: K:heart: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.30, Hero calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.80) 6:heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $1.30, BTN raises to $3.20, Hero raises to $10.20 and is all-in, BTN calls $7

River: ($22.20) 2:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:[spoil] $22.20 pot ($1.10 rake)
Hero showed 2:spade: 2:heart: (four of a kind, Twos) and won $21.10 ($10.10 net)
BTN showed K:diamond: K:club: (a full house, Kings full of Twos) and lost (-$11 net)
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I swear running good is like better than sex.

Jurn8 said:

SHIT!! Hit a 1 outer didnt expect a 33/16/3 to come up with this !!!



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Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: $9.30 (93 bb)
MP3: $10 (100 bb)
CO: $4.25 (42.5 bb)
BTN: $12.35 (123.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $11 (110 bb)
BB: $8.35 (83.5 bb)
UTG+1: $2.20 (22 bb)
MP1: $12.35 (123.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 2♠ 2♥
4 folds, CO calls $0.10, BTN raises to $0.50, Hero calls $0.45, 2 folds

Flop: ($1.20) 2♦ T♠ K♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.30, Hero calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.80) 6♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $1.30, BTN raises to $3.20, Hero raises to $10.20 and is all-in, BTN calls $7

River: ($22.20) 2♣ (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:[spoil] $22.20 pot ($1.10 rake)
Hero showed 2♠ 2♥ (four of a kind, Twos) and won $21.10 ($10.10 net)
BTN showed K♦ K♣ (a full house, Kings full of Twos) and lost (-$11 net)
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Nice. I've never hit a 1-outer (I have only been in villain's shoes twice). How did it feel?

Irexes said:

How many hands is that Lemly? Some of the stats suggest a small sample size.

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very small. like 1k hands. I meant to do this earlier but my hard drive crashed and I lost all my Co-Pilot Stats. Are any of these relevant at this point?

switch0723 said:

why would that be so mad?

bear in mind i don't have HEM or pt3 since i play omaha sng's, so don't even store hands anymore.

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Well just think of the reinstalling you will need to do.
All the programs you use daily, everything, gone.

All your games, videos, series, movies etc etc....

You are out of your mind clearly

On the other hand, this is the most frustrating session of my life.

eNTy said:

On the other hand, this is the most frustrating session of my life.

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i think u really need a break

pantin007 said:

i think u really need a break

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Today was fine tbh, it's just this session that was annoying.
I couldn't get unstuck no matter what. Played for over 2 hours but it just wouldn't happen. Got my money in good most of the time, except maybe that FH vs quads hand, but I would always win a medium pot and lose some more pots later.

And then the shittiest thing ever happened again. I'm basically card dead for like 20 mins with exception to some AKs that get blinds. Then I 3bet KK pre, and flop a set with 22 after raising, and my internet cuts out again ! It's like a complete replica of the last time that happened.

Gah really I hate my provider so much I want to stab them in the face .

Sigh. Time for bed

Also if I take a long enough break I'm pretty sure I'll just start playing COD4 serious again and never play poker again. And I don't want that.

WVHillbilly said:

Nice. I've never hit a 1-outer (I have only been in villain's shoes twice). How did it feel?

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TBH I felt quite bad, and felt sorry for him. However I have had abit of shitty luck like running AK into QQ when he hit a set on flop and my Ace also hit. JJ into QQ. So f**k him thanks for the money !!

min raising aces fails again imo

PokerStars Game #24043841030: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/01/18 20:40:56 ET
Table 'Malautra' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: michaelrguth ($52.30 in chips)
Seat 2: lemlywinks ($31.85 in chips)
Seat 4: Shad99 ($27.30 in chips)
Seat 5: /\ggresssiV ($4.95 in chips)
michaelrguth: posts small blind $0.10
lemlywinks: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lemlywinks [4s 7h]
Shad99: folds
/\ggresssiV: folds
michaelrguth: raises $0.25 to $0.50
lemlywinks: calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [7d Qd 4h]
michaelrguth: bets $0.50
lemlywinks: raises $1.50 to $2
michaelrguth: raises $3 to $5
lemlywinks: raises $26.35 to $31.35 and is all-in
michaelrguth: calls $26.35
*** TURN *** [7d Qd 4h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [7d Qd 4h 6c] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
michaelrguth: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
lemlywinks: shows [4s 7h] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
lemlywinks collected $61.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $63.70 | Rake $2
Board [7d Qd 4h 6c 8c]
Seat 1: michaelrguth (small blind) showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: lemlywinks (big blind) showed [4s 7h] and won ($61.70) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 4: Shad99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: /\ggresssiV (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)