****July Poker Chat Thread****

[pantin007]

^ ROFLMAO

dude we totally went over this in like 5 other threads

guess you missed the memo :deal:

anyways....SURPRISE

i want a refund

 

[pantin007]

sometimes when i get knocked out of a tournament, i just wish it was because i got outplayed instead of losing to a 2 outer. so frustrating

 

[PattyR]

sometimes when i get knocked out of a tournament, i just wish it was because i got outplayed instead of losing to a 2 outer. so frustrating

you mean like how my 99 just lost to 66 all in on the flop

river came a 6......yea.....i know the feeling

 

[pantin007]

this made me lol sigh

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $1.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

CO ($413.05)
Hero (Button) ($84.90)
SB ($17)
BB ($164.15)
UTG ($46.70)
MP ($168.70)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 10

, 10

, K

, K

UTG calls $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, Hero bets $5.50, SB calls $5, BB calls $4.50, UTG calls $4.50, CO calls $4.50

Flop: ($27.50) 4

, 5

, 10

(5 players)
SB bets $11.50 (All-In), 1 fold, UTG calls $11.50, CO calls $11.50, Hero raises to $79.40 (All-In), UTG calls $29.70 (All-In), 1 fold

Turn: ($132.90) 3

(3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($132.90) 7

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $132.90 | Rake: $3
Main pot: $73.50 between Hero, SB and UTG, shared by SB and UTG ($36.75)
Side pot 1: $59.40 between Hero and UTG, won by UTG

Results:
Hero had 10

, 10

, K

, K

(three of a kind, tens).
SB had 6

, 5

, A

, Q

(straight, seven high).
UTG had J

, 9

, 6

, 7

(straight, seven high).
Outcome: SB won $35.25, UTG won $94.65

 

[switch0723]

son of a bitch, im being raped in a 4 handed game by a 95/60 with 45%3bet. Just losing buyin after buyin, highlight 1 being losing with a,7 to qto on A,9,3r board, i tarped him good though, waiting until the river when he binked his straight to get it in

 

[eNTy]

i wish poker was a straight line to easy money

 

[switch0723]

pretty much the only pot i didnt lose today was a lol fold and show


Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $102.70 (102.7 bb)
SB: $9.50 (9.5 bb)
BB: $83.70 (83.7 bb)
UTG+2: $193.95 (194 bb)
Hero (MP1): $137 (137 bb)
MP2: $41.60 (41.6 bb)
MP3: $92 (92 bb)
CO: $193.95 (194 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with Q

A

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $3.50, CO calls $3.50, BTN folds, SB raises to $9.50 and is all-in, BB calls $8.50, Hero calls $6, MP3 calls $6, CO calls $6

Flop: ($47.50) K

4

T

(5 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP3 checks, CO checks

Turn: ($47.50) J

(5 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero bets $29, MP3 folds, CO folds, BB calls $29

River: ($105.50) 3

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero bets $98.50 and is all-in, BB folds

Results: $105.50 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed Q

A

(a straight, Ten to Ace) and lost (-$38.50 net)
Hero showed Q

A

(a straight, Ten to Ace) and won $102.50 ($64 net)
SB showed 9

9

(a pair of Nines) and lost (-$9.50 net)

 

[PattyR]

pretty much the only pot i didnt lose today was a lol fold and show


Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $102.70 (102.7 bb)
SB: $9.50 (9.5 bb)
BB: $83.70 (83.7 bb)
UTG+2: $193.95 (194 bb)
Hero (MP1): $137 (137 bb)
MP2: $41.60 (41.6 bb)
MP3: $92 (92 bb)
CO: $193.95 (194 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with Q

A

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $3.50, CO calls $3.50, BTN folds, SB raises to $9.50 and is all-in, BB calls $8.50, Hero calls $6, MP3 calls $6, CO calls $6

Flop: ($47.50) K

4

T

(5 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP3 checks, CO checks

Turn: ($47.50) J

(5 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero bets $29, MP3 folds, CO folds, BB calls $29

River: ($105.50) 3

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero bets $98.50 and is all-in, BB folds

Results: $105.50 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed Q

A

(a straight, Ten to Ace) and lost (-$38.50 net)
Hero showed Q

A

(a straight, Ten to Ace) and won $102.50 ($64 net)
SB showed 9

9

(a pair of Nines) and lost (-$9.50 net)

imagine if the BB has AQs of diamonds

 

[Monoxide]

monoxide wins thread for the most badass cat ever

lol yeah, hes a very special cat... hes like 26 pounds now, i hope he lives for a long time. (doubt it)

I just hate listening to him whine for food, been like that since day 1... hes going to eat himself to death i swear, ive been trying to limit his food intake lately.... lets see how that goes...

 

[vanquish]

lol yeah, hes a very special cat... hes like 26 pounds now, i hope he lives for a long time. (doubt it)

I just hate listening to him whine for food, been like that since day 1... hes going to eat himself to death i swear, ive been trying to limit his food intake lately.... lets see how that goes...

its prob because he gets munchies from contact highs all da time

 

[pantin007]

dont feed him for 3 days


(last post complaining about my luck, 7 buy ins below ev tonite)

 

[Monoxide]

its prob because he gets munchies from contact highs all da time

rofl probably, that cat loves his 2nd hand weed tokes.

 

[eNTy]

i just downloaded a tooooooooonnn of vids
i think my eyes are going to bleed

bring it

 

[Deco]

ive been trying to limit his food intake lately.... lets see how that goes...

I am in possession of a fat cat.
Limiting food intake resulted in my cat issuing a no touch policy, attacking me at random, waking me up at 6am shitting all over my room.

I swear those feline ****ers are more intelligent than they let on

 

[Deco]

i just downloaded a tooooooooonnn of vids
i think my eyes are going to bleed

bring it

I have a dream, which involves buying a huge external harddrive and figuring out how to combine my ancient tv with Axxo files.

 

[eNTy]

oh obv im talking about DC vids...
almost all HU

 

[eNTy]

FTP dublin deuce mod is back
omg yes the pleasure on my eyes
now if only they didnt **** up the cardsformat

 

[Lemlywinks]

rofl probably, that cat loves his 2nd hand weed tokes.

hahaha.

Oh and yea, thought it was brian just wasn't positive. But yea he would help us out a lot, team-wise but business side as well. Memphis loves ai, its always a great attendance when he comes. We get Ai, we fill more seats, stay in Mem longer, etc, etc

 

[SeanyJ]

Sigh back to 50NL, I have lost $1300 in three days, I hate myself.

 

[kleitches]

****ing Mario Kart Wii is rigged as hell. Seriously there is no goddamn skill involved in that game. You race people online, stay ahead for maybe 30 seconds and then all of a sudden everyone and their mother gets awesome items to kill you and you find yourself in last place. Then you try to get those items yourself and all you get are stupid green shells, that end up banking off stupid barriers and whacking you in the ****ing face. Then you challenge a driver heads up to a race and of course the first item they get is a red shell and you end up being ****ing behind the goddamn race and you come within an inch of being first again but they hold their lead because again you can't get any good ****ing items. I swear to god I'm so ****ing pissed right now. I wanna throw something against the wall. I'm gonna go outside and step on a ton of ants.

 

[Infamous1020]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Crummy]

Yeah I know no such thing on this Mario Cart stuff, but I'll tell you that UFC Undisputed 2009 is rigged!!! Right now my career sits at 4-12-0... That sucks!

 

[Infamous1020]

i am now 10bi's below ev

 

[Deco]

****ing Mario Kart Wii is rigged as hell. Seriously there is no goddamn skill involved in that game. You race people online, stay ahead for maybe 30 seconds and then all of a sudden everyone and their mother gets awesome items to kill you and you find yourself in last place. Then you try to get those items yourself and all you get are stupid green shells, that end up banking off stupid barriers and whacking you in the ****ing face. Then you challenge a driver heads up to a race and of course the first item they get is a red shell and you end up being ****ing behind the goddamn race and you come within an inch of being first again but they hold their lead because again you can't get any good ****ing items. I swear to god I'm so ****ing pissed right now. I wanna throw something against the wall. I'm gonna go outside and step on a ton of ants.

Hold down the fire button when you pick up a green shell or banana.
It shall protect you against those red shells.
However the blue shells and lightening will result in your demise.

 

[Lemlywinks]

Also, it actually helps to stay behind for a little bit in the first couple of laps. Keep with everyone, but juuust hang back.
Get a red shell at the last lap.
Make everyone else go step on ants.
Win win win