*****(Loose) Aggressive April Chat Thread*****

[Monoxide]

seriously the dumbest player ever

cirsca is a total retard...



on another note, i made $380 today at rama! woo woo!

what do yall think of this hand, i think i made a few errors.

folded to me, QK in mp, i raise to $20, 2 callers, the button and the BB.

flop J104 rainbow, bb bets $20, i call, button calls.

turn is J, bb bets $20, i call, button folds. I don't put him on a jack tbh, i dont know where im at and maybe should've raised flop?

river is A, bb bets $25, i pop it to $100, he repops me to $250.

I know little about the table, little about this player in particular, i tanked for awhile and considered calling but the way he raised me was very verbal, he was like "I said raise, raise to $250 right? *looks at dealer* $250." The guy has like $45 dollars behind. He was an old man, with a weird accent and kinda broken english.

I folded but he couldnt have just had the J only, right? It reeked of a boat.

 

[icemonkey9]

lol ... just love the 10nl guys goin' at it like that in a chat box. Enty keep it up and ALWAYS take all the money. Leave nothing but the crumbs at the table for the weak.

 

[eNTy]

Wish I hadn't made the correct call .
Guess I'm not having a +2 buy ins session..

Hero (SB): $46.63 (186.5 bb)
BB: $23.12 (92.5 bb)
UTG: $29.85 (119.4 bb)
MP: $54.58 (218.3 bb)
CO: $12.27 (49.1 bb)
BTN: $13.54 (54.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with Q:heart: Q:club:
UTG raises to $0.50, MP calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.25, BB folds, UTG calls $1.75, MP calls $1.75

Flop: ($7) 3:club: 5:club: 7:spade: (3 players)
Hero bets $5.50, UTG calls $5.50, MP calls $5.50

Turn: ($23.50) T:heart: (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $22.10 and is all-in, MP folds, Hero calls $22.10

River: ($67.70) J:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $67.70 pot ($3 rake)
UTG showed T:club: 9:club: (a flush, Jack high) and won $64.70 ($34.85 net)
Hero showed Q:heart: Q:club: (a pair of Queens) and lost (-$29.85 net)

 

[eNTy]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF I am beyond monster tilt.
I have never tilted this hard in my life
I just slammed my fist into my palm like 7 times and my knuckles are hurting, my hand is turning blue while still red, my palm as well as my right hand are tingly as ****, my headset went flying through the room, while still attached to the pc and i went from +2 to -2 in 10 minutes time.

Yes I could have gotten away from them all if I weren't on tilt to begin with and playing vs total fish.
All hands immediately after I got tilted by the hand above. and one of the KK happened while I was trying to insta close tilt but it owuldn't let me because I still had hands up at tables so I had to play.

BTN: $25 (100 bb)
SB: $37.67 (150.7 bb)
BB: $11.37 (45.5 bb)
UTG+2: $20.10 (80.4 bb)
Hero (MP1): $25 (100 bb)
MP2: $16.48 (65.9 bb)
MP3: $31.71 (126.8 bb)
CO: $18.52 (74.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with K:spade: K:club:
UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $1, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to $1.75, 4 folds, Hero raises to $6.10, MP3 calls $4.35

Flop: ($12.55) 2:club: Q:diamond: A:club: (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets $0.25, Hero raises to $13.30, MP3 calls $13.05

Turn: ($39.15) T:spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $5.60 and is all-in, MP3 calls $5.60

River: ($50.35) 2:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $50.35 pot ($2.51 rake)
Hero showed K:spade: K:club: (two pairs, Kings and Twos) and lost (-$25 net)
MP3 showed J:diamond: A:heart: (two pairs, Aces and Twos) and won $47.84 ($22.84 net)

BB: $18.26 (73 bb)
UTG+2: $23.27 (93.1 bb)
MP1: $14.26 (57 bb)
MP2: $24.95 (99.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): $25.22 (100.9 bb)
CO: $5 (20 bb)
BTN: $17.64 (70.6 bb)
SB: $24.35 (97.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with K:club: K:diamond:
3 folds, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.90, BB folds

Flop: ($2.25) 9:spade: 8:heart: A:club: (2 players)
SB bets $1.25, Hero raises to $4, SB calls $2.75

Turn: ($10.25) Q:club: (2 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, SB raises to $19.35 and is all-in, Hero calls $13.35

River: ($48.95) 6:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $48.95 pot ($2.44 rake)
SB showed J:club: T:club: (a straight, Eight to Queen) and won $46.51 ($22.16 net)
Hero showed K:club: K:diamond: (a pair of Kings) and lost (-$24.35 net)

BB: $26.15 (104.6 bb)
UTG+2: $34.74 (139 bb)
MP1: $11.37 (45.5 bb)
MP2: $20.60 (82.4 bb)
Hero (MP3): $25 (100 bb)
CO: $16.48 (65.9 bb)
BTN: $16.26 (65 bb)
SB: $18.87 (75.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with Q:club: Q:heart:
UTG+2 calls $0.25, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.75, CO folds, BTN calls $1.75, 4 folds

Flop: ($4.35) 2:spade: 8:spade: K:club: (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $6, Hero raises to $22.35, BTN calls $8.51 and is all-in

Turn: ($33.37) T:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($33.37) 3:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $33.37 pot ($1.66 rake)
Hero showed Q:club: Q:heart: (a pair of Queens) and lost (-$16.26 net)
BTN showed K:diamond: 2:heart: (two pairs, Kings and Twos) and won $31.71 ($15.45 net)

Why do I get completely raped every saturday night vs the worst players of the week.

 

[dsvw56]

Why do I get completely raped every saturday night vs the worst players of the week.

Not trying to be a dick, but you did that to yourself.

 

[eNTy]

Not trying to be a dick, but you did that to yourself.

Obviously I did.
I just never tilted this hard I don't know why it got to me so bad.

Ok sometimes ill slam my hands on the desk or something but not this extensive.

 

[GeoffLacey]

Not trying to be a dick, but you did that to yourself.

Looking at those hands, like above, not trying to be a dick, but qft

 

[eNTy]

Please stop not being dicks its not making me feel better.

 

[Monoxide]

my dick, big as apumpkin, your dick, looks like a muchkin!


nah but those hands are pretty bad yo like instashutdown pokerstar pls save money just trying to help u

 

[SeanyJ]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $35 (70 bb)
SB: $114.40 (228.8 bb)
BB: $30 (60 bb)
UTG: $50.15 (100.3 bb)
MP: $65.45 (130.9 bb)
Hero (CO): $59.70 (119.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with K:heart: K:spade:
UTG folds, MP raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN folds, SB raises to $12, BB calls $11.50, MP folds, Hero raises to $34, SB raises to $56, BB calls $18 and is all-in, Hero raises to $59.70 and is all-in, SB calls $3.70

Flop: ($150.90) 5:club: 2:spade: 2:diamond: (3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($150.90) 5:diamond: (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($150.90) 7:spade: (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $150.90 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed K:diamond: A:spade: (two pairs, Fives and Twos) and lost (-$59.70 net)
Hero showed K:heart: K:spade: (two pairs, Kings and Fives) and won $147.90 ($88.20 net)
BB mucked A:diamond: 9:diamond: (two pairs, Fives and Twos) and lost (-$30 net)

 

[switch0723]

stop stacking 2nd pair imo

 

[dsvw56]

UFC 97 starts now. Anyone else watching?

 

[Snowmobiler]

UFC 97 starts now. Anyone else watching?

I wish I was,should be a great card

 

[dsvw56]

First fight was lame. Didn't go to the ground once and only about half a dozen decent strikes the whole match.

 

[Tygran]

Well... I played 10000% better that session than I did my last couple...

Ran like s***, but played way better.

Was a break even session with a NSD line that was actually well positive, which I'm very proud of as that's something i've been working hard on last month or two.

could have very very easily been a +5 or 6 buy in session, but I'm just not allowed to hit flushes after getting it AI on the flop

 

[dsvw56]

ugh . . . 3 fights down and I'm thoroughly unimpressed thus far. Liddell vs. Shogun is up next. Better be a good fight or I'm gonna be pissed.

 

[kleitches]

Well, if it makes you feel better Enty, I'm down about two buy-ins from spewage too.

Break-time, down to "only" 26 buy-ins for 25nl. Need to take the night off and clear my head and get back in the fight tomorow. Why is it that everytime I run good the rest of the forum runs like shit and vice versa?

 

[blankoblanco]

is stars pretty slow and laggy for anyone else tonight? not a rhetorical question! i have a feeling it's just me, but wondering

 

[eNTy]

lol I obviously shouldn't have changed my avatar to da hulk right before that session, I set myself up and totally hulked out imo
But really, I feel kind of ashamed to have overreacted and monkeyspewed like that.. I mean so what if an A flops every time I 3bet KK, still gotta be able to lay it down.
In the end the damage is not that bad, still up 10 buy ins this month so can't complain, and tomorrow is a new day

 

[Dwilius]

Yeah, me too. I'm missing prime poker time because I'm taking a breather from a quick 3-4 buyins that were half spew. Did the instashutdown, walk away...

 

[eNTy]

Thing is tilt doesnt let me insta shut down.. I tried after the 2.5 stack lost
When I shut it down every table gets a pop up do you really want to leave, i press yes but nothing happens except all the auto post blinds are unchecked.
Hands that were dealt are still up and after i play out the orbit then I can shut down :\

 

[kleitches]

Yay for getting pwned by poker and knowing when to quit, guyz! Tomorrow we bounce back!

 

[Tygran]

Trying to tell myself i should be grateful i'm still roughly break even...


My AI-EV is like 8 BI's higher than that... whatever


Should go to bed but on a table with three deepstacked absolute idiots lol

 

[vanquish]

okay i'm dronk as bawls and also high so wussup

two thangs

1. enty stop changin ur avatar every 3 seconds
2. icemonkey please let's coinflip for permbanz

 

[Deltafrost]

okay i'm dronk as bawls and also high so wussup

pics or its not true.

[x] been drinking for 5 hours...gotta work in 4. More drinks?