***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

[switch0723]

I think i have forgotten how to win money at poker

 

[Jagsti]

I think i have forgotten how to win money at poker

I feel your pain dude, 2009 is teh suck

BTW Enty with that last hand, your not getting the odds to setmine alone there dude. I hope your gonna convince me you were floating

 

[eNTy]

I feel your pain dude, 2009 is teh suck

QFMFT

 

[switch0723]

omaha is teh suck, im moving back to FR Holdem after like a 6 month hiatus

 

[eNTy]

gl glg lg lg lglg l

Please donate to me

 

[icemonkey9]

Poker has the ability to make your soul cry. Just been one of those days (again) :

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP1: $100 (100 bb)
MP2: $100 (100 bb)
MP3: $110.65 (110.7 bb)
CO: $100 (100 bb)
BTN: $112.20 (112.2 bb)
SB: $101.40 (101.4 bb)
BB: $107.30 (107.3 bb)
Hero (UTG): $100 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $73.70 (73.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 5

5

CO posts BB out of position, Hero calls $1, UTG+1 calls $1, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $1, MP3 folds, CO checks, 2 folds, BB checks

Flop: ($5.50) 5

A

T

(5 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, UTG+1 calls $4, MP2 raises to $14, CO folds, BB folds, Hero raises to $35, UTG+1 folds, MP2 raises to $99 and is all-in, Hero calls $64 and is all-in

Turn: ($207.50) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($207.50) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $207.50 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed 5

5

(three of a kind, Fives) and lost (-$100 net)
MP2 showed T

A

(a flush, Ace high) and won $204.50 ($104.50 net)

 

[eNTy]

Suckout YSY ! And one of biggest, if not the biggest pot at 25nl.

CO: $19.70 (78.8 bb)
BTN: $11.20 (44.8 bb)
SB: $24.35 (97.4 bb)
BB: $15 (60 bb)
MP1: $29.70 (118.8 bb)
MP2: $10.10 (40.4 bb)
Hero (MP3): $25 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with J:heart: J:club:
MP1 raises to $0.75, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $2.40, 2 folds, SB calls $2.30, BB folds, MP1 calls $1.65

Flop: ($7.45) T:spade: 7:spade: 9:club: (3 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $4.60, SB calls $4.60, MP1 calls $4.60

Turn: ($21.25) J:diamond: (3 players)
SB bets $17.35 and is all-in, MP1 calls $17.35, Hero raises to $18 and is all-in, MP1 calls $0.65

River: ($74.60) A:diamond: (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $74.60 pot ($3 rake)
MP1 showed 9:heart: 9:diamond: (three of a kind, Nines) and lost (-$25 net)
Hero showed J:heart: J:club: (three of a kind, Jacks) and won $71.60 ($46.60 net)
SB mucked T:heart: Q:club: (a pair of Tens) and lost (-$24.35 net)

This never happens to me
I like

 

[switch0723]

man im going to be such a fish at this game

 

[switch0723]

setting up HEM should be a sport, it takes more skill than poker

 

[zachvac]

MP2: $46.85 (187.4 bb)
MP3: $34.70 (138.8 bb)
Hero (CO): $25 (100 bb)
BTN: $15.60 (62.4 bb)
SB: $25 (100 bb)
BB: $6.20 (24.8 bb)
UTG+1: $34.85 (139.4 bb)
MP1: $26.35 (105.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with 6♠ 6♥
4 folds, Hero raises to $1, BTN folds, SB raises to $3.50, BB folds, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.25) 2♥ 5♥ 4♥ (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $21.50 and is all-in, SB calls $16.50 and is all-in

Turn: ($50.25) 3♥ (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($50.25) 3♠ (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $50.25 pot ($2.45 rake)
SB showed Q♦ Q♣ (two pairs, Queens and Threes) and lost (-$25 net)
Hero showed 6♠ 6♥ (a straight flush, Two to Six) and won $47.80 ($22.80 net)

Is this guy a crazy maniac? Preflop and flop are pretty bad if not. Preflop you don't have odds to set mine as was mentioned so unless you think you can take him off it postflop I just fold. Postflop you're basically purely bluffing here. You got lucky in that all your outs were good but even then I think it's bad to get it in here unless you think he has whiffed overs with no heart a ton of the time.

 

[eNTy]

He was pretty crazy yeah. I was probably on semi-tilt, because I put him on AK. But I was fairly certain he didn't have a heart. He plays it toally different on the flop if he has Ah or even Kh.

But yeah, probably not my best moment again..

 

[icemonkey9]

Had to take a break. yet another ridiculous hand where i river the Ace high flush, and he rivers a boat. I have to clear my head, way down today unfortunately ...

 

[icemonkey9]

Alrighty ... sorry about my once-a-month Icemonkey9 rant ... but hey it's me so what else could ya expect. Anyways here's my game plan.

The Problem: Took some sick coolers today. Three flopped sets all in and drawn out on. Ace high flush at river loses to a rivered boat. Top two pair flopped loses to a flopped set. On top of that running $150 below EV for the 2nd consecutive day. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

The root problem:
- All this crap started when I did the deposit bonus at stars
- "Variance" yay

How I plan to fix it:
- Took a nap
- Eat yummy dinner
- Send $0.01 to Daniel Negreanu
- Send $0.01 to Humberto Brenes
- Send $0.01 to BelgoSuisse
- Clear stupid bonus TONIGHT

Thank you for putting up with this dumb post.

 

[pantin007]

Alrighty ... sorry about my once-a-month Icemonkey9 rant ... but hey it's me so what else could ya expect. Anyways here's my game plan.

The Problem: Took some sick coolers today. Three flopped sets all in and drawn out on. Ace high flush at river loses to a rivered boat. Top two pair flopped loses to a flopped set. On top of that running $150 below EV for the 2nd consecutive day. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

The root problem:
- All this crap started when I did the deposit bonus at stars
- "Variance" yay

How I plan to fix it:
- Took a nap
- Eat yummy dinner
- Send $0.01 to Daniel Negreanu
- Send $0.01 to Humberto Brenes
- Send $0.01 to BelgoSuisse
- Clear stupid bonus TONIGHT

Thank you for putting up with this dumb post.

u have to sent $0.02 to Daniel if u want it turn around

 

[Jillychemung]

Working on my deposit bonus

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $16.75 (67 bb)
UTG: $8.15 (32.6 bb)
UTG+1: $5.05 (20.2 bb)
MP1: $46.90 (187.6 bb)
MP2: $15.65 (62.6 bb)
Hero (MP3): $25 (100 bb)
CO: $29.60 (118.4 bb)
BTN: $34.80 (139.2 bb)
SB: $35.25 (141 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with 7

7

4 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, CO folds, BTN raises to $2.25, SB folds, BB calls $2, Hero calls $1.40

Flop: ($6.85) 4

2

7

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, BB raises to $14.50 and is all-in, Hero raises to $22.75 and is all-in, BTN folds

Turn: ($39.35) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($39.35) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $39.35 pot ($1.95 rake)
BB showed K

K

(a pair of Kings) and lost (-$16.75 net)
Hero showed 7

7

(three of a kind, Sevens) and won $37.40 ($20.65 net)



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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+1: $19.05 (76.2 bb)
MP1: $8.40 (33.6 bb)
MP2: $4.70 (18.8 bb)
MP3: $46.55 (186.2 bb)
CO: $15.65 (62.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $46.85 (187.4 bb)
SB: $28.60 (114.4 bb)
BB: $30.05 (120.2 bb)
UTG: $35.15 (140.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with J

T

2 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1.25, SB folds, BB calls $1, MP1 folds

Flop: ($2.85) 6

K

9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($7.85) Q

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $9, BB calls $9

River: ($25.85) 7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $17.30, BB calls $17.30 and is all-in

Results: $60.45 pot ($2.95 rake)
Hero showed J

T

(a straight, Nine to King) and won $57.50 ($27.45 net)
BB mucked K

A

(a pair of Kings) and lost (-$30.05 net)

 

[switch0723]

epic return to Full ring imo, who said not playing FR holdem in 6 months would effect my game

Also, where on HEM is the change HUD stats option?

 

[blankoblanco]

ffs i told you like twelve times, almost everything is in HUD options > player preferences. it's the gigantic thing in the middle that says "display these stats"

 

[switch0723]

yes but you told me 12 times when i didnt want to know coz i was trying to do something else

 

[icemonkey9]

For those of you still using the AHK scripts of "Stars Assistant" and "Betpot" I have to highly recommend Table Ninja. Easy setup, works great and better than those two did combined. Give it a try.

 

[Richyl2008]

Awesome day at the 25NL after my 20k hand breakeven stretch.
Played 1/2 6max and 1/2 full ring. And i actually won monies at full ring for once which is shocking.

 

[Monoxide]

lol i just made like 800 buck is omahaha im kinda of drunk but im on a omahahahaha heater yo its hard to lose in teh omahahas when u bet and they fold like u can rep anything its cerazy

i overall enjoy omahaha it just took me most of the way out of my 900 downswwwing todayyy weeeeeeeeeee omaha i love you so much


omfg how are so ppl so bad at this game wtfffffffffffffffffffff

1/4 omaha si where its at 2/4 omaherarerersssssss i did some 3/6 omeahahaeraaass too

 

[blankoblanco]

lol i just made like 800 buck is omahaha im kinda of drunk but im on a omahahahaha heater yo its hard to lose in teh omahahas when u bet and they fold like u can rep anything its cerazy

i overall enjoy omahaha it just took me most of the way out of my 900 downswwwing todayyy weeeeeeeeeee omaha i love you so much

are you sure you're not just playing hold 'em and seeing double due to the drunkenness?

 

[Monoxide]

no bro im play the omahaha for reals i love it its like waaaaaaattttt

 

[icemonkey9]

BTW to get yourself running better (EntY pay attention):

1. Send 1 cent to : Humberto, Negreanu, and BelgoSuisse
2. Chat with Trigga from cardschat
3. Proceed to get AA a ton and hit top set everytime and it holds up

Yay!

 

[Chris_TC]

There's way too much whining going on in this thread. Whining won't change your luck, the only thing it'll do is get you into a wrong state of mind.