***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

[JimmyBrizzy]

....yeah I really didn't retain anything from math class either....

Thanks!

 

[zachvac]

ok Belgo I only took 3 years of HS French, but your thing means where are the cows or who has the cows, or something different?

 

[KingCurtis]

YAHTZEE!!

PokerStars Game #25632541826: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/03/05 13:24:30 ET
Table 'Ilos IV' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: yahtzee666 ($36.05 in chips)
Seat 2: Pass_The_Gin ($25 in chips)
Seat 3: PornSack ($29.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Fokkus77 ($12.35 in chips)
Seat 5: 1francois1 ($44.95 in chips)
Seat 6: bulls 357 ($14.65 in chips)
Seat 7: KingCurtis67 ($25.60 in chips)
Seat 8: likestowhine ($28.65 in chips)
Seat 9: Macros909 ($4.95 in chips)
yahtzee666: posts small blind $0.10
Pass_The_Gin: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KingCurtis67 [Ah Ac]
PornSack: raises $0.75 to $1
Fokkus77: folds
1francois1: folds
bulls 357: folds
KingCurtis67: raises $2.50 to $3.50
likestowhine: folds
Macros909: folds
yahtzee666: folds
Pass_The_Gin: folds
PornSack: calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [Ad Kd 2s]
PornSack: checks
KingCurtis67: bets $0.50
PornSack: raises $1.50 to $2
KingCurtis67: raises $1.50 to $3.50
PornSack: calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [Ad Kd 2s] [Qd]
PornSack: checks
KingCurtis67: bets $5.25
PornSack: calls $5.25
*** RIVER *** [Ad Kd 2s Qd] [Kc]
PornSack: checks
KingCurtis67: bets $13.35 and is all-in
PornSack: calls $13.35
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KingCurtis67: shows [Ah Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
PornSack: mucks hand
KingCurtis67 collected $49.05 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51.55 | Rake $2.50
Board [Ad Kd 2s Qd Kc]
Seat 1: yahtzee666 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Pass_The_Gin (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: PornSack mucked [Ks As]
Seat 4: Fokkus77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: 1francois1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bulls 357 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: KingCurtis67 showed [Ah Ac] and won ($49.05) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 8: likestowhine folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Macros909 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[switch0723]

it tilts me how i can sit on the same table as kc and watch him hit gutshots to crack an unbelievably badly played pocket aces, whereas i lose pot after pot to a 80/30 guy.

 

[Jurn8]

blahh!! two flopped sets beaten by runner runner flushes today with 4 card flush boards which sucks! Still in + but so annoying.

Hope everybody is running goot!!

 

[Pokertron3000]

Had a sort of epiphany today after a few bad days going down when my cards where ahead etc.

Playin a sng and someone says to me "cmon man your the big stack you should be raising and getting this game won", I was like huh hes tapping the tank and I am the fish. I think I stole his next 3 or 4 blinds lol and soon was up 4 times of chips of all the table.

Made me realise my late play was very poor and I am tightening up instead of becoming more loose and just being passive. After tilting almost half my bankroll away in the last two weeks and also letting getting myself tilt when im getting in good and getting beat by trash on the river its refreshing. Im not instantly a better player but now Im working on it.

Also decided to lay off the 18 man sngs and stick with 9 man instead, I think the veriance is doing me more harm than good.

 

[eNTy]

I have 24 tabled with table ninja but it lagged.
I don't blame tableninja but rather this very budget laptop I'm on.

Basically up to 15-16 ish is fine with very minimal lag issues.

Also thought I'd ask here before I go look on HEM forums: Anyone know how to remove the $won in your HEM pop up ?
you know it says 5min 10 min 20 min and then $ values under that. Then u get the total $won/$loss stat for your session.

I tried looking in the pop up config but I can't find how to get it off..

 

[icemonkey9]

Okay the answers:

1. Yes sending BelgoSuisse $0.01 will help you run well. I proved it true.

2. Table Ninja = No Lag, No Problem. I 9 table Full Ring on a Quad Core 2.6GHz / 3GB RAM computer. I absolutely LOVE Table Ninja.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

ok Belgo I only took 3 years of HS French, but your thing means where are the cows or who has the cows, or something different?

It says "Where do you have the cows?".

It's a supposedly typical way of asking somewhere where he comes from in Wallis, in Switzerland. At least for those who live in the upper parts of the valleys. Lower you says "Where do you have the vineyards?".

Goes with the avatar that comes from a video serie called "Les valaisans dans l'espace" that I recently stumbled upon: http://www.valaisans.tv/videos/films

Really funny for French speaking Swiss people. Impossible to understand for my Parisian friends already, so i won't even try to translate that in English.

 

[Makwa]

hear ya McClusky.
Myself I've been SNGin OPL at stars, cant seem to lose one these days. Also doing 6 max Farha drive by shootings, short stacked, in the rings... Hit and run Omaha, is a beauty.
Opened up quite a bit also in ring. My PT3 trial Omaha doesnt seem to want to produce graphs tho.

 

[eagle jim]

Obv solution is to ship $.01 to me so I can be up on the month, then I ship back to you.....problem solved

So it worked for you? Damn, i'm the only one here that can't apply this technique...

Thx again for the cent, btw.

 

[Makwa]

T'as où les vaches?

A la ferme de ma tante prochaine d'ici. Et vous?

 

[BelgoSuisse]

About this all $0.01 thing, i'd like to point out there's absolutely no money back garantee in case you don't run like god afterwards... Well, maybe you can ask IceMonkey to refund your losses since he started this whole thing?

And thx for the cent, eNTy.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

A la ferme de ma tante prochaine d'ici. Et vous?

A Paris on a pas de vaches, hélas, mais il y a des vignes à quelques pas d'ici.

 

[Makwa]

A Paris on a pas de vaches, hélas, mais il y a des vignes à quelques pas d'ici.

Oh bon, le vin c'est preferable de la lait.

 

[eNTy]

About this all $0.01 thing, i'd like to point out there's absolutely no money back garantee in case you don't run like god afterwards... Well, maybe you can ask IceMonkey to refund your losses since he started this whole thing?

And thx for the cent, eNTy.

Fking down +2 buy ins in 20 mins.

DAMN YOU BELGO

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Oh bon, le vin c'est preferable de la lait.

I really couldn't say. It's been so long since I last drank milk...

 

[eNTy]

milk and cookies > whine any day

 

[BelgoSuisse]

meh, zachvac is sitting at most of my FT tables... -EV for both of us, imo

but can't leave. Fishes are too good.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

meh, zachvac is sitting at most of my FT tables... -EV for both of us, imo

but can't leave. Fishes are too good.

and now zach will laugh at that because i just tried to bluff a a 66/0/1... with 44% WTSD...

 

[zachvac]

meh, zachvac is sitting at most of my FT tables... -EV for both of us, imo

but can't leave. Fishes are too good.

This. Almost left one with you and then 2 shortstacks to your left, but then one shortstack replaced with huge fish . Example of fishiness :

Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players

BTN: $35 (17.5 bb)
SB: $110 (55 bb)
Hero (BB): $200 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $3.30 (1.7 bb)
UTG+2: $140.15 (70.1 bb)
MP1: $78.95 (39.5 bb)
MP2: $205.35 (102.7 bb)
MP3: $193.45 (96.7 bb)
CO: $62.15 (31.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to $3.30 and is all-in, 6 folds, SB calls $2.30, Hero raises to $15, SB calls $11.70

Flop: ($33.30) K

6

Q

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB bets $33.30, Hero raises to $185 and is all-in, SB calls $61.70 and is all-in

Turn: ($223.30) 4

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: ($223.30) 5

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: $223.30 pot ($3.00 rake)
Hero showed Q

Q

(three of a kind, Queens) and won $220.30 ($110.30 net)
UTG+1 showed J

5

(a pair of Fives) and lost (-$3.30 net)
SB showed J

A

(high card Ace) and lost (-$110 net)

 

[tenbob]

Boom switch imo...


Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $50.50 (101 bb)
SB: $130.30 (260.6 bb)
BB: $23.25 (46.5 bb)
UTG+2: $11.50 (23 bb)
MP1: $54.40 (108.8 bb)
MP2: $33.90 (67.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): $51.40 (102.8 bb)
CO: $49.25 (98.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with Q

K

3 folds, Hero raises to $2, CO folds, BTN calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 8

4

T

(2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3

Turn: ($10.75) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN calls $6

River: ($22.75) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets $40.40 and is all-in, BTN calls $39.50 and is all-in

Results: $101.75 pot ($3 rake)
BTN showed 7

9

(a flush, Nine high) and lost (-$50.50 net)


MP2: $24.50 (49 bb)
MP3: $23.25 (46.5 bb)
CO: $59.48 (119 bb)
BTN: $46.94 (93.9 bb)
SB: $50 (100 bb)
Hero (BB): $50 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $58.05 (116.1 bb)
UTG+2: $58.92 (117.8 bb)
MP1: $52.34 (104.7 bb)


Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 4

4

7 folds, SB raises to $2, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($4) K

4

4

(2 players)
SB bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($11) K

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5.50, SB calls $5.50

River: ($22) T

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $39 and is all-in, SB calls $39 and is all-in

Results: $100 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed T

T

(a full house, Tens full of Kings) and lost (-$50 net)

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

Man what a sham, can't believe I didn't recognize the pattern. If that doesn't put you on tilt I don't know what does...

 

[eNTy]

I gotz soulread by a tag/nit reg

PokerStars Game #25638954821: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/03/05 16:19:24 ET
Table 'Laertes VI' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: urstroyer ($25 in chips)
Seat 2: ChKo ($32.70 in chips)
Seat 3: xerox teen ($26.50 in chips)
Seat 4: SAMlR ($25 in chips)
Seat 5: Entiteit ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: HKing81 ($22 in chips)
Seat 7: sil693 ($36.30 in chips)
Seat 8: Emckus ($26 in chips)
Seat 9: Yaman0 ($32.05 in chips)
xerox teen: posts small blind $0.10
SAMlR: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Entiteit [Kc Ks]
Entiteit: raises $0.75 to $1
HKing81: folds
sil693: folds
Emckus: folds
Yaman0: folds
urstroyer: calls $1
ChKo: folds
xerox teen: calls $0.90
SAMlR: folds
*** FLOP *** [7h Td Kh]
xerox teen: checks
Entiteit: checks
urstroyer: checks
*** TURN *** [7h Td Kh] [5d]
xerox teen: bets $1.50
Entiteit: raises $2.40 to $3.90
urstroyer: folds
xerox teen: calls $2.40
*** RIVER *** [7h Td Kh 5d] [Jh]
xerox teen: bets $2
Entiteit: raises $10.40 to $12.40
sil693 leaves the table
xerox teen said, "meh"
xerox teen said, "set of 5s no good?"
Entiteit said, "lol"
takikardiko joins the table at seat #7
xerox teen: folds
Uncalled bet ($10.40) returned to Entiteit
Entiteit said, "ill show"
Entiteit collected $14.35 from pot
Entiteit: shows [Kc Ks] (three of a kind, Kings)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.05 | Rake $0.70
Board [7h Td Kh 5d Jh]
Seat 1: urstroyer folded on the Turn
Seat 2: ChKo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: xerox teen (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: SAMlR (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Entiteit collected ($14.35)
Seat 6: HKing81 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: sil693 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Emckus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Yaman0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[KingCurtis]

WHY ARE YPU HERE?

I WANT TO MAKE THIS FEILD SAFE...

WHY ARE YOU HEREE?

BECAUSE IM BORED!!!!!!!!