***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

[jewboy07]

but u see, live poker would prob have the most immediate profits, but online has the implied profits of getting better at poker, then building a bigger BR, and eventually moving to a higher limit

well i vote live cuz immediate profits is a good thing plus your already hella good anyways

 

[KingCurtis]

well losing slowly now

just about out, freerols are soooo fun

 

[Tygran]

loldonkaments are tilting

 

[vanquish]

facebook is tilting my nuts off

 

[eNTy]

facebook is tilting my nuts off

Can you further describe how this is anatomically possible ?

I'm planning on playing 4k hands tonight. 4 sessions of 1k hands 1 hour of play per session. Obviously by the end of the night I will ship 12 buyins.

 

[switch0723]

Stupid 79/15's making me snap shove fist pump drawing dead


Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $50 (100 bb)
SB: $50.25 (100.5 bb)
BB: $19.25 (38.5 bb)
UTG: $30 (60 bb)
UTG+1: $50.75 (101.5 bb)
MP1: $90.75 (181.5 bb)
MP2: $10.45 (20.9 bb)
MP3: $42.55 (85.1 bb)
Hero (CO): $53.55 (107.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with 9

9

2 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN folds, SB calls $2.25, BB folds, MP1 calls $2

Flop: ($8) 9

J

J

(3 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls $5, MP1 calls $5

Turn: ($23) A

(3 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $7, SB raises to $14, MP1 folds, Hero raises to $46.05 and is all-in, SB calls $28.75 and is all-in

River: ($108.50) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $108.50 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed J

9

(a full house, Jacks full of Nines) and won $105.50 ($55.25 net)
Hero mucked 9

9

(a full house, Nines full of Jacks) and lost (-$50.25 net)

 

[orangepeeleo]

Usually when theres a huge fish at the table i go totally card dead, not tonight!!!!!

I love 85/17's giving me all their moneys with underpairs to the board lol

Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $11.42 (228.4 bb)
SB: $8.04 (160.8 bb)
Hero (BB): $6.60 (132 bb)
UTG: $10.20 (204 bb)
MP: $7.37 (147.4 bb)
CO: $13.03 (260.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J

J

UTG folds, MP calls $0.05, CO folds, BTN raises to $0.20, SB folds, Hero raises to $0.70, MP calls $0.65, BTN folds

Flop: ($1.62) T

3

3

(2 players)
Hero bets $1.45, MP calls $1.45

Turn: ($4.52) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets $4.45 and is all-in, MP calls $4.45

River: ($13.42) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $13.42 pot ($0.65 rake)
Hero showed J

J

(two pairs, Jacks and Threes) and won $12.77 ($6.17 net)
MP mucked 8

8

(two pairs, Eights and Threes) and lost (-$6.60 net)

Also, the btn was a super exploitable multi-tabler, playing 16x6max tables!! when i searched him, who continually tried to steal from the CO and BTN but had fold to 3bet stats of 85%, thankfully he'd never heard of the word 'adjusting' lol

 

[Jagsti]

'You call baby it's gonna be all over!'

'I call! I play the board!'

LOL weekendaments!

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP: $122.20 (122.2 bb)
CO: $202.25 (202.3 bb)
BTN: $67.45 (67.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $184.60 (184.6 bb)
BB: $81.45 (81.5 bb)
UTG: $107.25 (107.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with J

A

2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN folds, Hero calls $2.50, BB folds

Flop: ($7) 4

5

8

(2 players)
Hero bets $5, CO calls $5

Turn: ($17) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets $14, CO raises to $31, Hero calls $17

River: ($79) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets $145.60 and is all-in, CO calls $145.60

Results: $370.20 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed J

A

(a flush, Ace high) and won $367.20 ($182.60 net)
CO mucked 4

Q

(a straight, Four to Eight) and lost (-$184.60 net)

 

[Jurn8]

think thats the first positive hand I have seen Jay post in a long time man !

 

[S93]

think thats the first positive hand I have seen Jay post in a long time man !

A huge V shaped graph coming up imo.

Btw how did your first season in forever go?

 

[blankoblanco]

'You call baby it's gonna be all over!'

'I call! I play the board!'

LOL weekendaments!

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP: $122.20 (122.2 bb)
CO: $202.25 (202.3 bb)
BTN: $67.45 (67.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $184.60 (184.6 bb)
BB: $81.45 (81.5 bb)
UTG: $107.25 (107.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with J

A

2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN folds, Hero calls $2.50, BB folds

Flop: ($7) 4

5

8

(2 players)
Hero bets $5, CO calls $5

Turn: ($17) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets $14, CO raises to $31, Hero calls $17

River: ($79) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets $145.60 and is all-in, CO calls $145.60

Results: $370.20 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed J

A

(a flush, Ace high) and won $367.20 ($182.60 net)
CO mucked 4

Q

(a straight, Four to Eight) and lost (-$184.60 net)

rigged, how does he not have 68h?

 

[ChuckTs]

think thats the first positive hand I have seen Jay post in a long time man !

hah, seriously.

I looooove your overbet Jay and overbets in general both for value and as bluffs, just so awesome.

Normally this would make me want to cry, but I'm actually feeling good about it for some reason. Maybe a sign my mind is focusing on the right things....my last week, lol:

 

[Tygran]

Decent afternoon session... am overhyped on coffee atm and starting the night session.

trying to crank tables up to 15 tonight..

hopefully it goes well!

 

[eNTy]

Jezus I'm running bad.

Just finished my 2nd 1k session and shipped another 4 buy ins sigh. Can't seem to stop flopping sets and boats and getting paid off, it's so sick, how come this always happens to me. Why can't I ever miss the flop and get 1000x KK<AA instead of this AA > KK and AA > QQ bullshit.

And on top of that I'm playing a $22 180 man with monoxide and I'm 4/18 sighlife.

 

[Monoxide]

Me and enty!!! woo woo TID 1 time

 

[eNTy]

^ premonition imo !

 

[vanquish]

ok goal for tonight:

-get bj from cute girl
-drink dab
-high five a stranger


gogogogoogo

 

[zachvac]

I seriously cannot run good in a tournament. Finally get a decent-sized stack (all preflop stuff, no showdowns), then 10% gets in preflop QQ vs. 47s that limp-called UTG, half effective stacks go in on flop when he flops a gutshot, then obviously felts after he hits his gutter. So ****ing annoying I seriously don't know whether I'm just running super-bad or whether I have some massive leaks but I'm playing against people who make so many god-awful plays and I can never win. I'm actually moneying about as often as should be expected, but every time I money I get knocked out either barely into the money or only like 2-3x buy-in. Considering getting an hour or two with like a DC mtt coach to go over the hands I have and talk about mtt strategy. Even if I don't mave big leaks it could still be +ev. Meh w/e donkaments just tilt me so hard. In a cash game I'd be drooling right now with 200 BBs deep with position on the idiot unless he hit and ran me lol.

 

[eNTy]

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/a-g...monoxide-balling-22-180-a-147690/#post1134342

 

[Tygran]

lskadfal;k

3 80+ vpip morons on my immediate right on 3 tables and i haven't hit a single thing against any of them in over 2 hours

/wrists

36 > AA and 8T > KK too

 

[switch0723]

at least you got to watch me expertly ship it all in on the turn and bink my 3 outer on the river tygran

 

[ChuckTs]

I seriously cannot run good in a tournament. Finally get a decent-sized stack (all preflop stuff, no showdowns), then 10% gets in preflop QQ vs. 47s that limp-called UTG, half effective stacks go in on flop when he flops a gutshot, then obviously felts after he hits his gutter. So ****ing annoying I seriously don't know whether I'm just running super-bad or whether I have some massive leaks but I'm playing against people who make so many god-awful plays and I can never win. I'm actually moneying about as often as should be expected, but every time I money I get knocked out either barely into the money or only like 2-3x buy-in. Considering getting an hour or two with like a DC mtt coach to go over the hands I have and talk about mtt strategy. Even if I don't mave big leaks it could still be +ev. Meh w/e donkaments just tilt me so hard. In a cash game I'd be drooling right now with 200 BBs deep with position on the idiot unless he hit and ran me lol.

dude you're up 10k or whatever on the month...you have absolutely nothing to be tilted about

 

[eNTy]

I'd get the dc coach just for the added benefit before you play that big live tourney. But yeah what chuck said.

Doubled my br today. Ran super hot at 10nl, +7 buy ins in 2k hands. Then got caught up in the $22 180 so didn't do the 4k hands. Completely card dead on the ft finished in 6th for $140 and $22 in rakeback. Pretty sick that both me and monoxide final tabled it but a shame neither one of us ever got a hand on ft.

I think i'll wait till I hit $600 at least to move up to 25nl. Thing is I'm sort of trying to bring my AF down at 10nl but it's just not working. It consistently stays at 5 which is so super huge. I try to bring it down but I don't know why it's so big. The way I feel I'm playing is just betting my made hands I want value on. Maybe I should cbet less missed flops and try to completely eliminate bluffing.

 

[Tygran]

jeeeeez

i can't hit shit and i can't get anyone to fold anything either.

somebody just called an all in shove with 4th pair (i had a combo draw that of course didn't hit cause why the **** would it)...


/anyone have some kittens left ? send them my way

 

[Tygran]

Apparently venting helped....

this doesn't make up for all of tonight by any stretch but it's a start

Villain is a 90/60/15.0 over like 40 hands... i wasn't folding the eights before i hit the boat (and i would have been ahead as well)

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $53.95 (107.9 bb)
BTN: $34.35 (68.7 bb)
Hero (SB): $50 (100 bb)
BB: $49.80 (99.6 bb)
MP1: $42.90 (85.8 bb)
MP2: $24.10 (48.2 bb)
MP3: $51.50 (103 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 8♥ 8♣
MP1 raises to $2.50, 4 folds, Hero calls $2.25, BB folds

Flop: ($5.50) 2♥ 6♥ 9♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($9.50) 9♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $5, Hero calls $5

River: ($19.50) 8♦ (2 players)
Hero bets $13, MP1 raises to $33.40 and is all-in, Hero calls $20.40

Results:[spoil] $86.30 pot ($3 rake)
MP1 showed A♥ J♣ (a pair of Nines) and lost (-$42.90 net)
Hero showed 8♥ 8♣ (a full house, Eights full of Nines) and won $83.30 ($40.40 net)
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