***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

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I can't believe the most obvious choice hasn't been said yet.

Even better than fetus fetish: anal assumption april poker chat thread !!!!
'april, it's guaranteed to fck you up the ass !'
 
Speaking of ass's

I'm in work atm, and I so need a pooh! But I'm gonna have to wait till I get home in like 2 hrs, coz work's bogs tilt the crap out of me.... plus I may get a call to go to a job whilst I'm in the middle of it, which tilts me even more... FML!
 
also biggest pot ever, yay


Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $48 (96 bb)
BB: $60.85 (121.7 bb)
UTG: $50 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $51.15 (102.3 bb)
MP1: $48.55 (97.1 bb)
MP2: $91.55 (183.1 bb)
MP3: $105.90 (211.8 bb)
Hero (CO): $53.65 (107.3 bb)
BTN: $64.50 (129 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with 9
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9
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2 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, MP2 raises to $1.50, MP3 calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 3 folds, MP1 calls $1

Flop: ($6.75) 9
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T
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2
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(4 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 bets $3.50, MP3 folds, Hero raises to $11, MP1 calls $11, MP2 raises to $52.50, Hero calls $41.15 and is all-in, MP1 calls $36.05 and is all-in

Turn: ($158.10) 2
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(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($158.10) 7
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(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $158.10 pot ($3 rake)
MP2 showed 7
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8
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(two pairs, Sevens and Twos) and lost (-$53.65 net)
Hero showed 9
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9
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(a full house, Nines full of Twos) and won $155.10 ($101.45 net)
MP1 mucked A
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3
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(a pair of Twos) and lost (-$48.55 net)
 
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Jagsti said:
I'm in work atm, and I so need a pooh! But I'm gonna have to wait till I get home in like 2 hrs, coz work's bogs tilt the crap out of me...
Apparently they work the opposite way 😉
 
well i propose "all-in april"...but then it would probably be mistaken for a porn movie🙄
 
thank you come again fish !

CO: $17.35 (69.4 bb)
BTN: $15.15 (60.6 bb)
SB: $30.75 (123 bb)
BB: $5 (20 bb)
UTG+1: $5.20 (20.8 bb)
MP1: $31.15 (124.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): $22.75 (91 bb)
MP3: $25 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with K:heart: A:heart:
UTG+1 raises to $1, MP1 folds, Hero raises to $3.10, MP3 folds, CO calls $3.10, 4 folds

Flop: ($7.55) 4:spade: 9:club: 7:spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $5, CO raises to $14.25 and is all-in, Hero calls $9.25

Turn: ($36.05) J:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($36.05) T:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $36.05 pot ($1.75 rake)
Hero showed K:heart: A:heart: (high card Ace) and won $34.30 ($16.95 net)
CO mucked 2:spade: 3:spade: (high card Jack) and lost (-$17.35 net)

Aargh first hand of the table, knew it was a bad call, couldn't help myself this time, first full stack lost in this 2600 hand 190 minute session tho, so that's good.
Can't believe I haven't tilted or spewed out of control in a session of this size.

CO: $16.25 (65 bb)
Hero (BTN): $25 (100 bb)
SB: $4.75 (19 bb)
BB: $38.35 (153.4 bb)
UTG: $35.10 (140.4 bb)
MP: $28.75 (115 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 9:diamond: 9:heart:
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO folds, Hero raises to $1.25, SB folds, BB raises to $4.25, MP folds, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($8.85) 9:spade: J:club: 7:diamond: (2 players)
BB bets $5.75, Hero raises to $20.75 and is all-in, BB calls $15

Turn: ($50.35) A:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($50.35) 2:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $50.35 pot ($2.45 rake)
BB showed A:diamond: A:heart: (three of a kind, Aces) and won $47.90 ($22.90 net)
Hero mucked 9:diamond: 9:heart: (three of a kind, Nines) and lost (-$25 net)
 
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As far as monster sessions go, this isn't bad. I wish the ending was better tho 🙂 The first drop is the 99 < AA hand above, the second is AA < 22 (set).

Happy with a profit anyways, 170 more VPPs tonight.
 

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do we have until 12 EST to get the vpps?

I hope its GMT because that way i know i won't make it so won't have to bother trying
 
lol 700 more I started out running good then dropped 1k in the span of a few minutes. Like -500 on the day now, I'm not gonna wait until the end of next month because 24-tabling 200nl sucks.
 
Yeah I wish I started grinding sooner too 🙂

At least you have a big part of the day left. Mine is almost over 🙂
 
eNTy said:
CO: $16.25 (65 bb)
Hero (BTN): $25 (100 bb)
SB: $4.75 (19 bb)
BB: $38.35 (153.4 bb)
UTG: $35.10 (140.4 bb)
MP: $28.75 (115 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 9♦ 9♥
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO folds, Hero raises to $1.25, SB folds, BB raises to $4.25, MP folds, Hero calls $3

Stop calling 3bets with average PP IMO, you did it with your earlier set aswell
 
Im only beating 25NL @ 2.08BB/100 over 85.5k hands.

Is it still ok to move to 50NL now I am rolled? Considering I beat 10NL @ 5.21BB/100 over 45k
 
What earlier set ?

I know this was a bad call, I made it completely against my gut and fwiw I rarely if ever anymore call in those spots.

100 VPPs to go, I want this to be over, although I'm making good dough and playing pretty ausum for my shitty 25nl standards. (The cards might help.)
 
Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 8♥ 8♣
Hero raises to $1, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, 5 folds, SB calls $1.65, BB folds, Hero calls $0.75

my bad it was yesterday.

Great work with the grind today man aswell, how many hands you played?
 
Yeah I call those kinda bets all day, implied oddss (unless hes short)!!! And I haven't even checked what kind of stats he has, if he's bad im def calling.

I'll tell you when I'm finished how many hands and stuff Jurn.
 
Probably the most weird live pokery evar last night.

I make the call to the casino at 8 for a seat in the €1/3 cash game to get on da list, manager tells me there is a €50 freezout at 9 but if i dont wanna play that then there will be seats on the cash tables. SO cause im tired and don't really want to put in a massive session i tell him to put me on the list and ill be there at 10past.

This casino is weird, so once i get in I get a fresh table full of students, min buyin is 50 and max is unlimited, so i buy in for 300 and the rest of the table buys in for the min. WTF, and they are all like acting like im a balla, and on the wrong table. So I own them with p/f raises and c/bets. I click one of them for a stack when i 3bet 10's and he shoves AKo. So I'm sitting on 500 when the floor manager askes me if i wanna go to the main table, so im like ok.

The main table is when you walk in , and there is like 20 pppl railing so i sit with my €500 as the shortest stack on the table and I get instant asked for a count when I sit down. Everyone covers, most have over 1K on the table. First hand, I raise over 2 limps with 99, both blinds call and both limper call. Flop 9 6 2 rainbow, action checked to me, I pot, get reraised but by the BB and one of the EP limpers shoves. I snap and get called in both spots, by AA utg (wtf this deep) and 66 (fair enough), and i'm sitting on $1500.

I see a few flops after that, but basically sat there for an hour card-dead, wreaked tired and a little embarassed to leave with 1K profit, but meh. Eventually I just get up and go. One of the first times ever in a casino that I seen pretty decent play in this game.

Oh a friend of mine took down £179K (stg) in a london game over the weekend. I gotta blog about this over the weekend, sad thing is that i constantly own this guy when we play together 🙁
 
YESSSSSS I made it. **** me that feels so good, it's really nothing special but it still does, I never grinded like this before in my live. And I'm sorta proud for how I played today 😱. Obv I ran hot hitting sets like Jezus on shrooms but still I think I played pretty good yo. Gonna stay at 25nl hopefully being able to play this style all the time, and not tilt after coolers & beats like I did yesterday in the downward drop. Although I'll def open up more as a result of not 16 tabling. Higher vpip/pfr and steal pct but I'm gonna try and keep the AF, etc the same as well as the set% stat since I like it like that.

First pic is today only stats, second is graph for the last 2 days. Basically played 12-16 tables, cascaded the whole time.
 

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