*****October-fest Poker Chat Thread!******

[zachvac]

lol poker:

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $183.65 (91.8 bb)
BB: $267 (133.5 bb)
UTG: $287.75 (143.9 bb)
UTG+1: $200 (100 bb)
MP1: $460.75 (230.4 bb)
MP2: $206.15 (103.1 bb)
MP3: $132.90 (66.5 bb)
CO: $200 (100 bb)
Hero (BTN): $238.50 (119.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 4

6

UTG calls $2, 5 folds, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, UTG calls $6

Flop: ($19) 6

8

J

(2 players)
UTG bets $8, Hero raises to $22, UTG calls $14

Turn: ($63) 6

(2 players)
UTG bets $36, Hero raises to $95, UTG raises to $257.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $113.50 and is all-in

River: ($480) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $480 pot ($3 rake)
UTG showed T

2

(a pair of Sixes) and lost (-$238.50 net)
Hero showed 4

6

(three of a kind, Sixes) and won $477 ($238.50 net)



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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $221.65 (110.8 bb)
BB: $137.75 (68.9 bb)
Hero (MP): $215.70 (107.9 bb)
CO: $50.60 (25.3 bb)
BTN: $211.50 (105.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP with K

A

Hero raises to $6, CO calls $6, 3 folds

Flop: ($15) Q

3

9

(2 players)
Hero bets $45, CO calls $44.60 and is all-in

Turn: ($104.20) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($104.20) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $104.20 pot ($2 rake)
Hero showed K

A

(high card Ace) and won $102.20 ($51.60 net)
CO mucked A

8

(high card Ace) and lost (-$50.60 net)

 

[Pothole]

Aren't there more donks online than live. lol

 

[c9h13no3]

I think I need to move to stars.... Rex & Zach make me sick with their excessive fish farming.

One session was more fun.... one was more profitable.

 

[zachvac]

Decent month

 

[tenbob]

Most hands ive ever played in a day. All nl$50 FR

 

[Stick66]

I think I need to move to stars.... Rex & Zach make me sick with their excessive fish farming.

One session was more fun.... one was more profitable.

Hey C9, I can't find that "$ per hour" stat in my HEM. Did you make that custom?

 

[Stick66]

Hey C9, I can't find that "$ per hour" stat in my HEM. Did you make that custom?

LOL. Found it... on the Sessions tab. Sorry.

 

[feitr]

lol i'm $75/hr this month after today now as well and just popped over $40/hr overall. Just finished what was quite possibly the worst exam of my life and i feel absolutely sick, so it was kinda nice not to lose at poker today. Would not have been a good combination.

 

[vanquish]

Why is everyone making so much money?

 

[feitr]

Didn't you make $6000 in 6000 hands last month lol?

 

[Munchrs]

why are there some many donks at 200nl?

 

[vanquish]

I am drunk now.

 

[bw07507]

Not to be outdone. Pretty nice rate considering this is almost all 100NL and i actually dropped $300 at 200NL.

 

[ChuckTs]

Far Cry 2 is so dope, the only thing they need is more multiplayer servers!!! I can't wait for all the crazy large custom maps too.

my hourly wages from the last two months for fun:

 

[switch0723]

I havn't been able to play a hand for 3 days due to excessive coursework and i think my tilt bug has gone , involuntary stepping away from poker ftw. Think i'm going to play a decent session of 2/4 tonight and aim to lose less than 200 bb's

 

[Pokertron3000]

Bad month again.

13 games and 76 measly points on BOP leaderboard, I cannot win seriously all week the best I have done is one 3rd place and a few 4th places.

Hope today improves.

 

[feitr]

how do you post little images like that?

 

[Stick66]

how do you post little images like that?

Not sure what you mean. But the "little" part is done by cropping down the image with a photo editor. The posting part is done with the Attachment function (paper clip) in the forum Reply window toolbar.

 

[feitr]

lol yea the "little" part. I never could figure out how to do that, but seeing as i don't have a photo editer that kinda explains it.

 

[dg1267]

You can do it in Paint on windows.

 

[Stick66]

lol yea the "little" part. I never could figure out how to do that, but seeing as i don't have a photo editer that kinda explains it.

You can do it in Paint on windows.

Yeah. "Paint" edits photos and every Windows PC has Paint.

 

[ChuckTs]

paint.net + cropping foo

 

[eNTy]

paint->ctrl+w ftw

 

[feitr]

no ctrl w isn't what i mean. I mean when you like take a screen shot and cut a portion out of that and then making that small in paint so you don't end up posting a tiny image in a giant white box.

edit: well actually ify ou do use ctrl w and make the white box really tiny then paste over it it works it seems...but i don't think that is right

 

[dg1267]

no ctrl w isn't what i mean. I mean when you like take a screen shot and cut a portion out of that and then making that small in paint so you don't end up posting a tiny image in a giant white box.

I still haven't mastered the art of the "paint screenshot".


How exactly do you size it and under what file type do you save it. I've been saving it as .gif so that I can get an 800x800 image in. The .jpg doesn't give quite enough room to fit most of what I want to put in here.