****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[Dorkus Malorkus]

if nfl fans had half a brain between them they'd do something sensible like make a nfl megathread - but seeing as their brains have been rotted by hours of watching drugged-up psychopaths run into each other, followed by a 5 minute break before more drugged-up psychopaths run into each other, this is unlikely to happen.

(tee hee)

 

[switch0723]

hockey season starts soon though so that will take over football talk

 

[Debi]

Don't we have a football thread somewhere?

If not some cool guy could start one.

 

[F Paulsson]

hockey season starts soon though so that will take over football talk

Somehow I suspect I'm the only one in this thread who will be following Swedish Elitserien, though.

 

[vanquish]

if nfl fans had half a brain between them they'd do something sensible like make a nfl megathread - but seeing as their brains have been rotted by hours of watching drugged-up psychopaths run into each other, followed by a 5 minute break before more drugged-up psychopaths run into each other, this is unlikely to happen.

(tee hee)

yea but dude it's fun to watch enormous people exert violence on each other

 

[S93]

yea but dude it's fun to watch enormous people exert violence on each other

Thats why rugby was invented

 

[vanquish]

Thats why rugby was invented

i don't know what that is

 

[S93]

Did my rugby comment kill this thread?


Why is it allways shortys who do this?

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players - View hand 277062
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
Hero (BTN): $27.55
SB: $9.15
BB: $21.95
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with K :club: K :diamond:
Hero raises to $1, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold
Flop: ($2.25) 6 :club: K :spade: K :heart: (2 players)
SB bets $8.15 all in, Hero calls $8.15
Turn: ($18.55) 9 :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($18.55) 2 :heart: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $18.55
Hero shows K :club: K :diamond: (four of a kind, Kings)
SB shows 6 :heart: 5 :heart: (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Hero wins $17.65
(Rake: $0.90)

 

[Jurn8]

lol rugby!

you run goot sindri!

questions anybody?

 

[pantin007]

why is the nfl so popular? ive tried watching it but it has no flow and it is slow as shit. stupid form of rugby

 

[Jurn8]

matt your browsing this thread and your gay end of!

 

[eNTy]

x-post cus this thread is dead.

BB: $63.25
BTN: $31.80

Hero (SB): $92.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 4 :club: 4 :diamond:
BTN calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $2

Flop: ($5.50) 5 :diamond: 4 :spade: J :heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3

Turn: ($11.50) 7 :heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

River: ($25.50) A :heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $20, BTN calls $19.30 all in

Final Pot: $64.10
BTN shows T :spade: 7 :club: (a pair of Sevens)

Hero shows 4 :club: 4 :diamond: (three of a kind, Fours)
Hero wins $63.10

 

[Jurn8]

lol enty I must admit your pic hands are awesome lol

 

[Emperor IX]

I would have paid the poker gods to give him AA just so I could see what the last picture was.

 

[eNTy]

I would have paid the poker gods to give him AA just so I could see what the last picture was.

 

[Emperor IX]

God damnit, got Mountain Dew all over my goddamn desk thanks to you :laugh:

 

[eNTy]

CO: $50.00
BTN: $57.95
SB: $33.80
BB: $14.25
Hero (UTG): $54.50
MP: $60.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with A :club: T :club:
Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, CO calls $2, BTN calls $2, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($8.50) A :diamond: 6 :club: A :heart: (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5.50, CO folds, BTN calls $5.50, SB folds

Turn: ($19.50) 5 :spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $11.50, BTN calls $11.50

River: ($42.50) Q :club: (2 players)
Hero bets $35.50 all in, BTN calls $35.50

Final Pot: $113.50
BTN shows J :heart: J :club: (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero shows A :club: T :club: (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins $110.50

 

[tenbob]

Played a stupid €20 rebuy/addon last night. WTF though, everyone was under-repping the shit out of their hands.

Final table, lost a stack w/ KK in the bb vs the sb limping AKs. Then the busto hand an orbit later with J10, on a J 10 K flop vs 2 limps. I shove, one has KK the other AA, like wat ?

 

[S93]

I just got slowrolled by a halfstacking scum.
He obvs typed in "Sigh" and "just perfect" when i 4bet shoved AK into his AA bvb

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

eNTy, these picture hands are crackin me up

 

[S93]

Second hand of the sesion and i misclick all-in .

Stacks:
MP with $13.80
CO with $16.95
BTN with $32.30
SB with $25.00
BB with $25.00
UTG with $26.30

Blinds: $0.00/$0.00
Site: Pokerstars
Dealt to SB:K♠ Q♥
Sklansky group 4
Preflop:
1 players fold.
MP calls [$0.25]
CO raises $16.70 to $16.95 [ all-in ]
1 players fold.
Hero raises $8.05 to $25 [ all-in ]
2 players fold.
Uncalled bet ($8.05) returned to Hero
Total folds this street: 4
Potsize: $42.45
Flop:
9♥ 9♣ 3♣
Potsize: $42.45
Turn:
10♣
Potsize: $42.45
River:
10♦
Results:
Hero shows two pair, Tens and Nines:
K♠ Q♥
CO shows a full house, Tens full of Nines:
10♥ J♣
CO collected $32.70 from pot

 

[vanquish]

so my friend got arrested yesterday

 

[eNTy]

where your friend is you ?

 

[vanquish]

proper english only ITT plz

 

[Debi]

What is yayo?