****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[eNTy]

haha i thought he had some hudge private jumbo jet, why he slummin it breaking cameras ?

out in 19th/72 top 2 got ticket
who has a hand on the btn anyway

oh and AK<66<KQ right before this for like 1/3 my stack too

MP: t21642
CO: t5885
BTN: t66333
SB: t24284
Hero (BB): t26500
UTG: t21579

Pre Flop: (t4200) Hero is BB with 6 :diamond: Q :diamond:
3 folds, BTN raises to t6000, 1 fold, Hero raises to t26300 all in, BTN calls t20300

Flop: (t54800) J :diamond: 9 :diamond: 9 :heart: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t54800) T :diamond: (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t54800) J :heart: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t54800
BTN shows J :club: A :diamond: (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
Hero shows 6 :diamond: Q :diamond: (a flush, Queen high)
BTN wins t54800

 

[switch0723]

haha i thought he had some hudge private jumbo jet, why he slummin it breaking cameras ?

Man like 4 hours ago you asked me what it was that kanye had done and i said i don't know, and in that time you still havn't found out, even though it took me about 5 seconds to type in www.digg.com and find out right there. LEARN TO USE THE INTERNET

 

[eNTy]

Man like 4 hours ago you asked me what it was that kanye had done and i said i don't know, and in that time you still havn't found out, even though it took me about 5 seconds to type in www.digg.com and find out right there. LEARN TO USE THE INTERNET

wth are u talking about ? i found out 2 min after i asked u last night :s

 

[S93]

(x) I suck at poker but still win .

Stacks:
UTG with $25.00
UTG+1 with $24.25
MP1 with $32.45
MP2 with $25.00
CO with $25.00
BTN with $25.00
SB with $25.00
BB with $24.75

Blinds: $0.00/$0.00
Site: Pokerstars
Dealt to CO:J♥ A♣
Sklansky group 4
Preflop:
1 players fold.
UTG+1 raises $0.75 to $1
2 players fold.
Hero calls [$1]
1 players fold.
SB calls [$0.90]
1 players folded.
Total folds this street: 5
Potsize: $3.25
Flop:
3♣ J♦ 3♦
SB: checks
UTG+1 bets [$4]
1 players fold.
Hero calls [$4]
1 players folded.
Total folds this street: 1
Potsize: $11.25
Turn:
9♣
UTG+1 bets [$5]
1 players fold.
Hero raises $15 to $20 [ all-in ]
UTG+1 calls [$14.25] [ all-in ] Uncalled bet ($0.75) returned to Hero
Potsize: $50.5
River:
J♠
Results:
UTG+1 shows two pair, Queens and Jacks:
Q♦ Q♠
Hero shows a full house, Jacks full of Threes:
J♥ A♣
Hero collected $47.30 from pot

Villain obvs picked this hand as the first time in 400hands that overbetting the flop is for value but not complete air.

 

[pantin007]

although i hate myself for watching the nfl, due to the fact that there is soo much money to be made in nfl bets, im going to study this season and next season, I GAMBOOOOOLLLLLL

 

[Monoxide]

kanye west is most certainly a gay fish

 

[eNTy]

im bored
someone give me something new to do

 

[cAPSLOCK]

im bored
someone give me something new to do

Go into your backyard and learn to balance a broomstick on your chin for at least a minute. Have someone take a picture.

 

[Mortis]

I finally watched The Number 23 earlier.. great movie. Though, we realized that it was September 14 after we watched the movie.

9+14=23

 

[Emperor IX]

I finally watched The Number 23 earlier.. great movie. Though, we realized that it was September 14 after we watched the movie.

9+14=23

*wretch*

 

[F Paulsson]

Today's September 15. That's 9/15, which is 24, and 2+4 = 6 and 6 = 2*3 and thats TWENTYTHREE!

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

Yesterday was awesome.

I got butt raped by Midas on a standard tune-up. God himself must have been changing my spark plugs for the labor rates they charged me.

Then after a day of work and classes I come home and lose 3 BI's in a matter of 62 hands.

Then I found out my girlfriend is pregnant with someone else's kid.

/bitching

 

[Debi]

Yesterday was awesome.

I got butt raped by Midas on a standard tune-up. God himself must have been changing my spark plugs for the labor rates they charged me.

Then after a day of work and classes I come home and lose 3 BI's in a matter of 62 hands.

Then I found out my girlfriend is pregnant with someone else's kid.

/bitching

Ouch - especially on the last one!!

 

[eNTy]

legit rant, sorry to hear that

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

Ouch - especially on the last one!!

Yeah, that part wasn't true. it was just for added effect.

 

[eNTy]

u fooled me > : (

 

[WVHillbilly]

u scared me > : (

I can't afford another kid!

 

[S93]

Count down to fiddy shot .

 

[S93]

I fail at posting pics .





Also, enty what where u doing in the 99vsAJs hand where villain floped the flush?

 

[kleitches]

Count down to fiddy shot .

Me too, dude!

 

[Monoxide]

I fail at posting pics .





Also, enty what where u doing in the 99vsAJs hand where villain floped the flush?

lol you somehow managed to make ur graph even smaller now

 

[switch0723]

5 days after receiving our broadband stuff, we finally manage to succesfully set it up. fistpump

 

[vanquish]

i can't believe del potro won

 

[Lemlywinks]

i can't believe del potro won

Yea it was setting up to be such an incredible 5th set, too much of a letdown

 

[tenbob]

Off to portugal for 12 days or something, bringing lots of moniez for live poker in some random casino that i will surely find somewhere. Otherwise I will play blackjack for €5 a hand and drink lots.