Sex and Poker

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Honestly I feel a little bit sorry for you having these superficial thoughts on sex ánd I hope that one day you'll find someone, read this thread again and feel embarrassed. I had these thoughts when I was 14 and I forgot I ever had them.
 
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if only chicks knew how valuable a good shag is for playing good poker they wouldn't be offended....theyd deff be getting more sex

pussy is good for taking the edge off and thinking without tilt....
 
poker is very similar to sex, especially when you go all in and on the river you get a set, this is really an orgasm)))
 
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bbennie1 said:
Honestly I feel a little bit sorry for you having these superficial thoughts on sex ánd I hope that one day you'll find someone, read this thread again and feel embarrassed. I had these thoughts when I was 14 and I forgot I ever had them.
I agree with this opinion. Opened this thread to read funny comments but mostly it's embarrassing 🙂
 
interesting comparison. you should try to have sex, playing in the tournament. ))
 
I do not know how for me you should not compare sex and poker are completely different things
 
You can talk for a long time on this topic. For me, sex and poker are different things. Choosing between sex and poker, I will choose poker. But of course my husband will be against it.
 
Let's be honest. In poker, if you have a good hand, you are the winner. But having a good hand in sex is something you should not be proud of.
 
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For women. Playing poker increases the level of the hormone cortisol, and this can cause a lot of arousal. Poker definitely increases female libido. I thought about this topic because after playing poker sex is much brighter and found a connection.
 






  • we're surrounded by maniacs!))) Poker is a strip game, and sex is love.









 
Not good, BUT I was short and me and my wife started to have some fun, amazingly I ended up on 50 place on trip to vegas!
 
Sexy sex is without commitment, where we do what we do and then we do not know anything else.
The good thing about poker is when it ends and we win or get off the table for profit.
 
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In sex the situation is the same, we seek to take maximum advantage of the woman, we seek to satisfy her innocence at all costs and even deceive her with false love.
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I have no associations between these words. But I almost fell from my chair laughing at your phrase: "In sex, the situation is the same, we strive to make the most of a woman, we strive to satisfy her innocence at any cost and even deceive her with false love." A woman can fake an orgasm. How do you do that? When ejaculating, you stick your finger in the "barrel of life" and control your distorted face?:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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Another issue that associates sex and poker, is that each are solely allowed for those over eighteen years.
 
The main thing is not to be too tight in this tight. And super-tight players and risk dying virgins😀😀
 
No body thinks of the relationship between sex and poker. Lol. Except maybe a chick. Playing poker with my buddies is the EXACT opposite actually
 
for me its all over far to quickly,i never seem to run deep anymore,however i do think my poker play has improved lately.
 
In both cases position is very important ! I find it the best match between those 2🙂
 
Я смеялся от души. Со стороны это выглядело не нормально. Я заметил, что у игроков в покер отличное чувство юмора!😀
 
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