1) Thou shalt not tilt. Ever. I mean it.
2) Thou shalt think over every decision made for at least 5 seconds. Yes, even the times thou must 'check' the BB.
3) Thou shalt not play Razz. Because I sayest so.
4) Remember to place thine card protector over thine cards, to keep them safe from mucking.
5) Honor thy raiser when he is Under Thine Gun.
6) Thou shalt not murder Donkeys. Even when they really deserve it.
7) Thou shalt not commit adultery during the
poker game. Wait until it is over please.
8) Thou shalt not raise simply to steal blinds, unless thou can get away with it.
9) Thou shalt not send too many false
tells. That is what headphones and dark eyeglasses are far.
10) Thou
shalt covet thine neighbor's chips.
--From the Book of Second Negraneu, 5:6-21
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