suggestions for the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKER!

SeanyJ

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  • #26
juiceeQ said:
Thou must speak to me of this "qft". What pray, does it mean?
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Quoted for Truth :)
 
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  • #27
Thou shalt remember it is 2 from your hand and 3 from the board in Omaha
 
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  • #28
Thou shalt not apply an excessive number of rules to thine play
 
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  • #29
quazar66 said:
Thou shalt not try to bluff a donkey.
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Remembering this 1 is VERY important T.T
 
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  • #30
please tell me (a dumb a) what is a donkey
 
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  • #32
1st Commandment

Thou shalt not ever take a piss before the official break (or you will come rushing back only to see AA folded,the only time you get it).
 
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  • #33
Thewebmaster said:
Thou shalt not ever take a piss before the official break (or you will come rushing back only to see AA folded,the only time you get it).
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Amen, brother.

Thou shalt not steal the big-stack's blind so often that he wakes up and smites thee.
 
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  • #34
Chase_0101 said:
Thou shalt always remember that a flush beats a straight.

Thou shalt never covet thy neighbors cards, only his chips.
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I like #2 here...

Thou shalt fold before me

Although this seems a little blashphemous... It's all in good fun...
 
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  • #35
THANK YOU

Seneku said:
Thou shall not say: thank you after winning a pot without anyone complimenting you on your play or cards.
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finally somone who agrees with me i hate people who say ty after somone else has said nh. like they had anything to do with the cards
 
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  • #36
Thou shall not play at Absolute Poker!
 
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