CrockPot said:
FYP
I'll assume you're a sooted fan?
Is that a statement or a question?
The ellipsis is a pause for effect, it's not a new sentence, so... no capital M on the word more. (Nice work with the full stop though)
I understand that you may not have realized that (nearly) everyone was using sooted for comic or sarcastic effect, but by now you should know that it doesn't break down into fans and non-fans, but rather into people who understand what has been written and those that don't.
Also, probably not a good idea to try to play the grammar guys at their own game — we've actually been very lenient with your first sentence.
"Okay(,) so this is a quick and rather useless threat(thread?), but I figured I'd take a moment (present tense) and educated (past tense) what seems to be a majority (plural) of forum user (singular)."