The problem is all inside your head she said to me.
The answer is easy if you take it logically.
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be king.
There must be 50 ways to beat Phil Hellmuth.
It's really not my habit to intrude.
Further more I hope my meaning won't get lost or misconstrued.
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being cruel.
There must be 50 ways to beat Phil Hellmuth, 50 ways to beat Phil Hellmuth.
(chorus)
You just flip up your jacks Pat.
You play a good hand Stan.
You don't need to be coy Roy.
Send the chips to me.
You show him your flush Gus.
You don't need to discuss much.
You just lay down your threes Steve and you get yourself free.
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain.
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again.
I said, I appreciate that and would you please explain about the 50 ways.
She said, why don't we both just razz on Phil tonight and I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light.
Then she check raised me and I knew that she right.
There must be 50 ways to beat Phil Hellmuth, 50 ways to beat Phil Hellmuth.
(repeat chorus)