MicroCrushers Thread!!!!!

[Logan2]

Some counted times will find some fish limping with AA to try to "trap", but more often are just hands like Ax/88-JJ, snap call with KK and shrug about it.
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[Matt Vaughan]

Some counted times will find some fish limping with AA to try to "trap", but more often are just hands like Ax/88-JJ, snap call with KK and shrug about it.
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Pretty much this.

 

[Logan2]

Couple hands

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/pok...-surviving-fish-town-245773/post-2453150.html
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[Mase31683]

Can't run g00t anymore...

Oh well, whatever. I'll just keep moving that EV higher and eventually the money'll get there.

 

[Logan2]

PLO?

You can't buy cheseburgers with ev though


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[BenjiHustle]

You can't buy cheseburgers with ev though​

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Good. They're bad for you.

 

[Mase31683]

I've given PLO a break. I'm having fun with it, and doing pretty well but when I get back to full time grinding it's going to be primarily focused on NL so I need to be working on that.

Figured I better go get some real monies then, hopped back on for a few more hands. This makes me a little happier with the day.

 

[ScottishMatt]

Anyone else experienced Stars player pool gong crazy with aggression?

Shit you not, I have had the swingiest few days ever. Partially because I've been spewing but what the hell else am I meant to do when I have batshit crazy regs at my table. Keep trying to play back but these mother****ers either have it every time - which is insane considering they play 30/25/15/70 (VPIP/PFR/3B/AFq) - Or they make a move each of the times I don't have it.

It seems unreasonable that they can adjust to my 4Bets after a sample size of 2 but are you serious yo? How can you flat my 4Bet OOP with KQo/AJo and shit like that and then just ****ing get there?

lolwtfishappening.

Actually had one mental hand, maybe deserves to be in the spewthread, for both his play and mine. Action went fish minraises, I 3Bet K6s 3.5x (he was opening a lot and folding to three bets 80%). Everyone folds, reg calls from the BB (I think) and fish folds. Flop is 932r IIRC. Reg checks, I cbet, he calls. Turn is 8x. I cbet again thinking this is so ****ing difficult for him to call me with his range being 99/TT/JJ/AK/AQ, and possibly some AA/88, cause it looks like I'm pro-sizing that shit for a badboy river ship. Anyway he clicks it back, and me I'm all like "nah son I don't buy it" so I ship and he takes a second or two before calling it off.

Blowjob for whoever guesses what he had.

 

[zEric7x]

PLO?

You can't buy cheseburgers with ev though


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I can so try though!!

 

[zEric7x]

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Good. They're bad for you.

WHAT!?

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Anyone else experienced Stars player pool gong crazy with aggression?

Shit you not, I have had the swingiest few days ever. Partially because I've been spewing but what the hell else am I meant to do when I have batshit crazy regs at my table. Keep trying to play back but these mother****ers either have it every time - which is insane considering they play 30/25/15/70 (VPIP/PFR/3B/AFq) - Or they make a move each of the times I don't have it.

It seems unreasonable that they can adjust to my 4Bets after a sample size of 2 but are you serious yo? How can you flat my 4Bet OOP with KQo/AJo and shit like that and then just ****ing get there?

lolwtfishappening.

Actually had one mental hand, maybe deserves to be in the spewthread, for both his play and mine. Action went fish minraises, I 3Bet K6s 3.5x (he was opening a lot and folding to three bets 80%). Everyone folds, reg calls from the BB (I think) and fish folds. Flop is 932r IIRC. Reg checks, I cbet, he calls. Turn is 8x. I cbet again thinking this is so ****ing difficult for him to call me with his range being 99/TT/JJ/AK/AQ, and possibly some AA/88, cause it looks like I'm pro-sizing that shit for a badboy river ship. Anyway he clicks it back, and me I'm all like "nah son I don't buy it" so I ship and he takes a second or two before calling it off.

Blowjob for whoever guesses what he had.

I don't want a blowjob from you but he had A9s.

 

[loafes]

I don't want a blowjob from you but he had A9s.

See I was going to guess A9o, but then I thought that was too obvious and decided he had 10,9

 

[ScottishMatt]

Nope. Both wrong.

Scourrge you dirty minded ****er, I never said I was offering. I just said a blowjob to whoever guesses it right.

 

[ScottishMatt]

Here is the HH

PokerStars - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: $14.40 (VPIP: 22.08, PFR: 15.58, 3Bet Preflop: 15.38, Hands: 79)
UTG: $8.40 (VPIP: 47.14, PFR: 37.14, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 75)
Hero (MP): $11.60
CO: $17.68 (VPIP: 13.41, PFR: 12.20, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 86)
BTN: $13.65 (VPIP: 12.71, PFR: 8.47, 3Bet Preflop: 3.77, Hands: 120)
SB: $10.30 (VPIP: 23.46, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 11.54, Hands: 82)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has 6:heart: K:heart:

UTG raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.70, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $0.60, fold

Flop: ($1.65, 2 players) 9:diamond: 2:club: 3:heart:
BB checks, Hero bets $1.02, BB calls $1.02

Turn: ($3.69, 2 players) 8:spade:
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB raises to $5.50, Hero raises to $9.88 and is all-in, BB calls $4.38

River: ($23.45, 2 players) 8:diamond:

 

[zEric7x]

Nope. Both wrong.

Scourrge you dirty minded ****er, I never said I was offering. I just said a blowjob to whoever guesses it right.

As for the hand only other thing I can think of is maybe they had a over pair? Other than that no idea. Not very good at ranges and hand reading you see.

 

[ScottishMatt]

As for the hand only other thing I can think of is maybe they had a over pair? Other than that no idea. Not very good at ranges and hand reading you see.

Just guess!

I guarantee you that if you get it right you will get a blowjob


Also, do we like this?

PokerStars - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: $14.61 (VPIP: 40.00, PFR: 40.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 6)
Hero (BTN): $10.00
SB: $11.40 (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
BB: $10.00 (VPIP: 13.51, PFR: 5.41, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 39)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has T:heart: T:club:

CO raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, fold, fold

Flop: ($0.75, 2 players) 4:heart: 6:heart: 4:club:
CO checks, Hero bets $0.46, CO raises to $1.20, Hero calls $0.74

Turn: ($3.15, 2 players) K:spade:
CO bets $1.20, Hero calls $1.20

River: ($5.55, 2 players) 5:diamond:
CO bets $1.50, Hero raises to $7.30 and is all-in

 

[Matt Vaughan]

54, 98 slowrolling you, AK, AQ, AJ, AT.

Other than that or like bottom set I have no ****ing clue.

TT: Why are we jamming river? Do we think he has exactly JJ/QQ? If so, fold turn, cause there's no way his range contorts and narrows so quickly. If you're doing it for value, you're bat-shit crazy without reads here. Also we have far better combos to raise river with here if we're going to do so with air.

 

[Logan2]

i dont want a blowjob by a dude.

But obviuosly villain have 66/44/K4/78/54

Meh, it was the other hand, then 22/33/A8/TJ/88


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[BenjiHustle]

A4

BJ please.

 

[Logan2]

TT, agree with American Matt, why the Scottish one jamming river?
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[ScottishMatt]

TT hand I felt like I could fold him off of some weird played KT/KJ/KQ. Doubt he even has AK as he probs just check/calls that OTF if he even checks it.

Oh and you are all wrong on the K6s hand. Wantz meh to put u out ure miseriez?

 

[ScottishMatt]

Voila!

PokerStars - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: $14.40 (VPIP: 22.08, PFR: 15.58, 3Bet Preflop: 15.38, Hands: 79)
UTG: $8.40 (VPIP: 47.14, PFR: 37.14, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 75)
Hero (MP): $11.60
CO: $17.68 (VPIP: 13.41, PFR: 12.20, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 86)
BTN: $13.65 (VPIP: 12.71, PFR: 8.47, 3Bet Preflop: 3.77, Hands: 120)
SB: $10.30 (VPIP: 23.46, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 11.54, Hands: 82)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has 6:heart: K:heart:

UTG raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.70, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $0.60, fold

Flop: ($1.65, 2 players) 9:diamond: 2:club: 3:heart:
BB checks, Hero bets $1.02, BB calls $1.02

Turn: ($3.69, 2 players) 8:spade:
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB raises to $5.50, Hero raises to $9.88 and is all-in, BB calls $4.38

River: ($23.45, 2 players) 8:diamond:

BB shows T:diamond: J:diamond: (One Pair, Eights) (Pre 47%, Flop 30%, Turn 32%)
Hero shows 6:heart: K:heart: (One Pair, Eights) (Pre 53%, Flop 70%, Turn 68%)
Hero wins $22.39

 

[Logan2]

i dont want a blowjob by a dude.

But obviuosly villain have 66/44/K4/78/54

Meh, it was the other hand, then 22/33/A8/TJ/88


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Find a sweet girl with beutiful mouth

 

[ScottishMatt]

Well, as promised, your blowjob is being directed towards you as we type to each other. Let me know when it arrives will you?

Dat is also how you valuebet at the micros bruh

 

[Logan2]

FU♥

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