****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

Tygran

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  • #701
Man...if you table select well at PLO micro tables it's just not even fair...

the fish are in a barrel and i've got a shotgun
 
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  • #702
im so bored i want to lick a frog
 
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  • #703
eNTy said:
im so bored i want to lick a frog

you have issues. I'm bored as well, but the thought of licking animals hasn't entered my mind. Kicking them on the other hand . . .
 
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  • #704
god dammit, bw is such a massive nit :(

Meh, i was 20 tabling today trying to grind FPPs for the June instant bonus. I didn't even know i was in any hands with you tbh, lol.


In other news, I'm a huge FPP pro
 

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  • #705
eNTy said:
im so bored i want to lick a frog

first thing i thought of
 

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  • #706
I'm not not licking toads!
 
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  • #707
u guis are sick
 
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  • #708
I was actually thinking of Drawn Together when I said it.
That episode is one of the best of the first season.

Psychoactive toad is a name used for toads from which psychoactive substances from the family of bufotoxins can be derived. The skin and venom of "Bufo alvarius" (Colorado River toad or Sonoran Desert toad) contain 5-MeO-DMT and bufotenin. Other species contain only bufotenin. 5-MeO-DMT and bufotenin both belong to the family of hallucinogenic tryptamines. Due to these substances the skin or venom of the toads may produce psychoactive effects when ingested.
 
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  • #709
anyone got a half oz of toads
 
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  • #710
ima gonna go out and look for a toad
should be no problem since im practically in the Antwerp city center
we got almost as many toads as we do Moroccans
 
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  • #711
i thought of the family guy ep where peter goes undercover as lando griffin b/c all of the kids are doing toad, i love family guy :D
 
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  • #712
l;asdkjfal;kdsjf

hold em table:

there's an MP raise from a fish and a btn call from another fish and I called with 77


flop came 788 rainbow

i checked, villain one pots it, villains two shoves all in, I call, villain one calls... 300 BB pot

the hands?

MP had A8

BTN had 78

/edit: oh yeah..not that it matters but the river was an A
//so yeah..i had 3rd worst FH in a 300 BB pot against two idiots

FML
 
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  • #713
i thought of battletoads, best game ever
 
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  • #714
1/2 really isn't as rigged as i originally postulated
 
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  • #715
switch0723 said:
i thought of battletoads, best game ever

What about Battletoads AND Double Dragon? They are the Ultimate Team after all.
 
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mawsrat said:
Congratulations Fantastic job Just double up the money and GL


wtf......???

no.
 
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  • #718
insta-ban, imo. Too stupid to even post count spam properly.
 
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  • #719
Setmining 4bet pots ftw! FML! 50nl shot #2 done after this and my AKs<AQs AIPF
oh and my boat<quads...all in 400ish hands.
**** june
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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP: $47.15 (94.3 bb)
CO: $76.05 (152.1 bb)
BTN: $54.50 (109 bb)
Hero (SB): $50.25 (100.5 bb)
BB: $60 (120 bb)
UTG: $41.35 (82.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A
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A
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UTG raises to $1.50, MP raises to $3.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7, BB folds, UTG calls $5.50, MP calls $3.50

Flop: ($21.50) 2
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4
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Q
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(3 players)
Hero bets $20, UTG folds, MP calls $20

Turn: ($61.50) 9
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(2 players)
Hero bets $23.25 and is all-in, MP calls $20.15 and is all-in

River: ($101.80) 2
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(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $101.80 pot ($3.00 rake)
Hero showed A
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A
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(two pairs, Aces and Twos) and lost (-$47.15 net)
MP showed 4
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4
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(a full house, Fours full of Twos) and won $98.80 ($51.65 net)

EDIT: and i was so tilted i just now am realizing how small my 4bet was. WOW im an idiot sometimes.
 
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  • #720
I was going to say wtf is up with that 4bet, I'm glad you noticed first. :p
 
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  • #721
takin shots at 50nl, now have a newest biggest pot won ever

CO: $64.95 (129.9 bb)
BTN: $50.50 (101 bb)
SB: $25.45 (50.9 bb)
BB: $57.30 (114.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): $52.30 (104.6 bb)
MP1: $20 (40 bb)
MP2: $61 (122 bb)
MP3: $44.50 (89 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+2 with K
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K
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Hero raises to $1.50, MP1 raises to $20 and is all-in, MP2 calls $20, 5 folds, Hero raises to $52.30 and is all-in, MP2 calls $32.30

Flop: ($125.35) 3
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3
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6
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(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($125.35) A
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(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($125.35) 5
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(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $125.35 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed K
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K
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(two pairs, Kings and Threes) and won $122.35 ($70.05 net)
MP1 showed 7
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7
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(two pairs, Sevens and Threes) and lost (-$20 net)
MP2 showed Q
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Q
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(two pairs, Queens and Threes) and lost (-$52.30 net)

go me

also thoughts?

MP2: $50 (100 bb)
MP3: $27.10 (54.2 bb)
CO: $73.60 (147.2 bb)
BTN: $87.50 (175 bb)
SB: $50 (100 bb)
BB: $16.95 (33.9 bb)
UTG+2: $22.15 (44.3 bb)
Hero (MP1): $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with A
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K
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UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $1.50, CO folds, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, BB folds

Flop: ($6.50) K
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3
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8
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(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.30, MP3 folds, BTN calls $4.30, SB folds

Turn: ($15.10) T
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(2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

River: ($29.10) Q
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(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $17, Hero calls $17

Results: $63.10 pot ($3 rake)

anything wrong other then kinda small turn bet? edit: no hands on guy so treat him as an unknown
 
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I have a feeling zach is going to post something awesome here in about 10-15 minutes.
 
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  • #723
jewboy07 said:
takin shots at 50nl, now have a newest biggest pot won ever

CO: $64.95 (129.9 bb)
BTN: $50.50 (101 bb)
SB: $25.45 (50.9 bb)
BB: $57.30 (114.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): $52.30 (104.6 bb)
MP1: $20 (40 bb)
MP2: $61 (122 bb)
MP3: $44.50 (89 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+2 with K
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K
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Hero raises to $1.50, MP1 raises to $20 and is all-in, MP2 calls $20, 5 folds, Hero raises to $52.30 and is all-in, MP2 calls $32.30

Flop: ($125.35) 3
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3
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6
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(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($125.35) A
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(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($125.35) 5
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(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $125.35 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed K
club4.gif
K
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(two pairs, Kings and Threes) and won $122.35 ($70.05 net)
MP1 showed 7
club4.gif
7
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(two pairs, Sevens and Threes) and lost (-$20 net)
MP2 showed Q
heart4.gif
Q
diamond4.gif
(two pairs, Queens and Threes) and lost (-$52.30 net)

go me

also thoughts?

MP2: $50 (100 bb)
MP3: $27.10 (54.2 bb)
CO: $73.60 (147.2 bb)
BTN: $87.50 (175 bb)
SB: $50 (100 bb)
BB: $16.95 (33.9 bb)
UTG+2: $22.15 (44.3 bb)
Hero (MP1): $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with A
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K
spade4.gif

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $1.50, CO folds, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, BB folds

Flop: ($6.50) K
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3
heart4.gif
8
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(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.30, MP3 folds, BTN calls $4.30, SB folds

Turn: ($15.10) T
spade4.gif
(2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

River: ($29.10) Q
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(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $17, Hero calls $17

Results: $63.10 pot ($3 rake)

anything wrong other then kinda small turn bet? edit: no hands on guy so treat him as an unknown

yea bet a lot more on the turn and also a question why check the river?
 
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  • #724
bob_tiger said:
yea bet a lot more on the turn and also a question why check the river?

i wasnt sure if it theres 3 streets of value you here and he can bluff his missed flush draws as well
 
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  • #725
bob_tiger said:
I have a feeling zach is going to post something awesome here in about 10-15 minutes.

Probably little longer than 10-15 minutes, but yeah I'm having that feeling too :).
 
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