****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[BelgoSuisse]

take some 400nl shots. i've taken several this week and i don't have nearly the roll u do (i'm guessing). just find times when theres a table u can really stomp on

edit: alternatively u can take some liquor shots

Tonight is most definitely liquor shots.

 

[eNTy]

vanq im doing the same lol
negative a buy in or so at 25nl for the month
and up quite a few at 50nl
poker gods like underolledaments

and bw i thought u were having a 2k month ?
at least u can tilt off on a sunny beach in Florida.. lucky bastard

oh and I obviously aced my first exam, go me

 

[KingCurtis]

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[Jagsti]

Im seriously about to give up on poker forever. I haven't profited in well over 2 months. Donks run like absolute gods against me. People set me every ****in time i have an overpair. I lose every flip i ever get into. I'm just sick of it.

Get out of pokerstars like now, imo! I can't win a hand on there over 20bb that goes to s/d. I have since started playing on FT and hey presto!

 

[Crummy]

the key to being drunk is to keep drinking until it's morning and u wake up with no pants

I've been there.... I think we all have! "Ummm Honey, where are my pants!" -- Oh the car show days!!!

 

[orangepeeleo]

blog update!!!

 

[eNTy]

oh hello

BB: $44.90 (89.8 bb)
Hero (SB): $59 (118 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 3:spade: 4:heart:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3) A:spade: 2:spade: 5:spade: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB calls $2

Turn: ($7) 4:spade: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB raises to $12, Hero raises to $30, BB calls $18

River: ($67) 9:spade: (2 players)
BB bets $11.40 and is all-in, Hero calls $11.40

Results: $89.80 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed 8:diamond: J:spade: (a flush, Ace high) and lost (-$44.90 net)
Hero showed 3:spade: 4:heart: (a straight flush, Ace to Five) and won $89.30 ($44.40 net)

 

[Jurn8]

Just wondering if anybody has seen my confidence as I have completely lost it?

 

[c9h13no3]

Just wondering if anybody has seen my confidence as I have completely lost it?

Awe cute, his first downswing. You down 4 buy ins?

 

[eNTy]

No reason to make fun of anyone C9, everyone plays his own style.
Its not his fault he didnt lose for the first 4 months or whatever it was.

 

[Jurn8]

Awe cute, his first downswing. You down 4 buy ins?

Ill remember this

 

[c9h13no3]

No reason to make fun of anyone C9, everyone plays his own style.
Its not his fault he didnt lose for the first 4 months or whatever it was.

Not really making fun of him, just trying to put his issues into perspective. Everyone downswings, and I'm betting his downswing is kinda small. He needs to realize that people have gone through worse and come out winners, and that if he gets his confidence & his A game back, he can expect to do the same.

Plus, I'm just jealous of his low variance/high winrate graphs

 

[Jurn8]

Not really making fun of him, just trying to put his issues into perspective. Everyone downswings, and I'm betting his downswing is kinda small. He needs to realize that people have gone through worse and come out winners, and that if he gets his confidence & his A game back, he can expect to do the same.

Plus, I'm just jealous of his low variance/high winrate graphs

Why couldn't you have just said this instead of trying to be amusing by making a sarcastic comment would have been so much better.
Im not on a downswing anymore just dont have any confidence that an issue?
Im playing break even which is not how I wanted my summer poker to start tbh but hey ho make fun of me because tbh I couldnt give a **** what you think of me or my poker.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Serious drama ITT.

Post some hands Jake.

 

[Jurn8]

I dont think confidence can be reflected in hands WV tbh

 

[KingCurtis]

lol i remember when i got upset with C9

tbh thats just how he is, a diff kind of criticism he has lol

i think you should just keep playing. all it takes is one big session and it's back, trust me. also why not a sweat with someone too look for something perhaps?

 

[WVHillbilly]

I dont think confidence can be reflected in hands WV tbh

I disagree. I think a lack of confidence can be seen in making hero folds and in taking a lot of passive actions.

I mean if you're just talking about getting coolered or whatever then that's just variance and it will turn. If you're letting it effect the way you play then posting hands and getting some criticism on lines you're taking can't hurt.

 

[eNTy]

Plus, I'm just jealous of his low variance/high winrate graphs

Stop playing teh studlols then xd

 

[Inscore77]

Lol worthy

 

[Lemlywinks]

YouTube - Crossfire - Full Commercial

hahaha oh my god that's crazy. my friends and i were just talking about this awesome game and commercial like yesterday

 

[Irexes]

Im seriously about to give up on poker forever. I haven't profited in well over 2 months. Donks run like absolute gods against me. People set me every ****in time i have an overpair. I lose every flip i ever get into. I'm just sick of it.

Have you considered crushing 50nl for a day or two to just get yourself in a winning state of mind. I'm sure there's a big chunk of running bad in there (as we know you've got game) but the positive mental impact of breaking the pattern with some unadulterated destruction of bad players might put you back on track.

Statistics don't lie and it's clear you are one of the best at 100nl whatever has happened recently. But do what you need to do bw, whether it involves poker or not. It's not supposed to make us miserable.

 

[GunslingerZ]

First shot at 50NL last night was a success.

It helped that as I was finishing up my session with a small profit, a donkey min-3-bet his aces against me, then stacked off when I hit my set.

It's just one session, but it was great to start off with a win.

 

[eNTy]

This guy is such a monster.
Why doesn't he move up ?

http://www.pokertableratings.com/stars-player-search/jrockhaf

Apparently he coaches someone who is going to sweat me at 50nl later this week.

 

[vanquish]

Awe cute, his first downswing. You down 4 buy ins?

Ill remember this

rofl

 

[Tygran]

So I went ahead and joined DC

It's PLO content is >>>>>>>>>>> than Stox

(yes i'm really going to play more PLO this month than HE)