***Decimation December Chat Thread***

[cAPSLOCK]

In before WVH shows up to say fold preflo...

Oh wait...

 

[slycbnew]

Fold that PLO hand preflop.

+1, though look at the other two hands, this is a $26 bi???

EDIT oops, O8...

 

[sky4ever]

it`s Omaha H/L, I`m not a total idiot to play this hand in Omaha Hi
it`s interesting how we all had the nut low and I was drawing to 5 str8s for HI. It would have been a dream flop without the 2 hearts

 

[F Paulsson]

... bla bla bla...

Your avatar's latest album, Glitter and Doom Live, is now on Spotify.

My nipples explode with delight.

In Tom we trust.

 

[Debi]

That link looks dangerous.

 

[PC69]

LOL @ people saying fold that hand preflop when its high/low... Thus making switch's point, noone read the HH lol again...

 

[F Paulsson]

The "my nipples explode with delight" quote is from an old Monty Python scene; that link just plays that sentence from the scene. It's quite safe for work unless you have a much, much stricter boss than I do.

Then again, you probably do. In fact, I don't think it's possible to have a less strict boss than I do. But that's besides the point.

 

[Debi]

The "my nipples explode with delight" quote is from an old Monty Python scene; that link just plays that sentence from the scene. It's quite safe for work unless you have a much, much stricter boss than I do.

Then again, you probably do. In fact, I don't think it's possible to have a less strict boss than I do. But that's besides the point.

I know you are not talking to me lol.

 

[F Paulsson]

I know you are not talking to me lol.

Oh yes I am!

 

[Jurn8]

todays sessions have been lol worthy!

 

[Sean Pilgrim]

So I have As Ac 2s 3c in Omaha Hi Low.... I should fold that too right???

 

[negroapaz]

This month is my month! MiniFTOPS classify the tournament, and I feel totally confident, I hope to earn good money, or get far at least, I think is a good tournament to test myself against other players, too many are 50k, but hey, let's see happens! I hope to finish well above the year!
that's all friends

 

[S93]

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 400332
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
Hero (BB): $30.77
BTN/SB: $106.31
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with Q ♣ T ♦
BTN/SB raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.50
Flop: ($1.50) 2 ♠ 2 ♥ T ♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $1.25, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN/SB raises to $16.75, Hero raises to $30.02 all in, BTN/SB calls $13.27
Turn: ($61.54) 6 ♠ (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($61.54) K ♠ (2 players - 1 is all in)

79obvs.

Same villain.

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 403772
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
Hero (BTN/SB): $35.89
BB: $45.98
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN/SB with Q ♠ J ♦
Hero raises to $0.75, BB raises to $2.25, Hero calls $1.50
Flop: ($4.50) 8 ♦ 4 ♠ Q ♦ (2 players)
BB bets $2.75, Hero calls $2.75
Turn: ($10.00) Q ♣ (2 players)
BB bets $6.66, Hero calls $6.66
River: ($23.32) 8 ♥ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $24.23 all in, BB calls $24.23
Final Pot: $71.78
Hero shows Q ♠ J ♦ (Full house, queens full of eights)
BB mucks T ♣ K ♣
Hero wins $71.28
(Rake: $0.50)

 

[S93]

Boom .

Absolute Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 403838
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
Hero (BB): $51.12
BTN/SB: $64.26
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 6 :club: Q :club:
BTN/SB raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.50
Flop: ($1.50) 6 :spade: K :spade: 6 :heart: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $1, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN/SB raises to $13.45, Hero raises to $50.37 all in, BTN/SB calls $36.92
Turn: ($102.24) J :diamond: (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($102.24) 5 :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $102.24
Hero shows 6 :club: Q :club: (Three of a kind, sixes)
BTN/SB shows T :diamond: 6 :diamond: (Three of a kind, sixes)
Hero wins $101.74
(Rake: $0.50)

 

[LuckyChippy]

Haha that one was sick, I had a similar one the other day, heads-up both flopped trips. When you have the better kicker life seems a little brighter.

Time to crash the FTP fish party, I swear if I don't have a half decent winning session today i'm gonna find a baby animal to kill.

 

[LuckyChippy]

It's so annoying when the original raiser has the real hand.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($5)
MP ($3.36)
CO ($1.30)
Button ($16.05)
Hero (SB) ($10.30)
BB ($13.98)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

, Q

UTG bets $0.40, MP calls $0.40, 1 fold, Button raises to $1.20, Hero raises to $3.70, 1 fold, UTG raises to $5 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls $1.30

Flop: ($11.70) J

, 6

, 6

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($11.70) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($11.70) 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $11.70 | Rake: $0.78

Results:
Hero had Q

, Q

(two pair, Queens and sixes).
UTG had K

, K

(two pair, Kings and sixes).
Outcome: UTG won $10.92

EDIT: Still up over a buy-in the animal is safe for now...

 

[F Paulsson]

Few things in life are so satisfactory as being trashtalked non-stop for 30 minutes by some guy and then as he's getting ready to leave, you stack him on three of the four tables you're playing him and then watch him explode in verbal abuse. It's so very lol.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Few things in life are so satisfactory as being trashtalked non-stop for 30 minutes by some guy and then as he's getting ready to leave, you stack him on three of the four tables you're playing him and then watch him explode in verbal abuse. It's so very lol.

meh. it's better when he reloads...

 

[F Paulsson]

 

[BEERM4N]

The whole site blows imo

I joined UB about 2 weeks ago and I'm up $800+ from ring games if find the competition very easy on that site.

But i must admit the blackjack is a pain in the arse. Wish there was a way you could remove it from the software.

 

[Debi]

post count spamming to 5k Fredrik?

 

[BelgoSuisse]

post count spamming to 5k Fredrik?

 

[S93]

 

[PattyR]

Think im gonna stick with FR compared to 6max the rest of December

 

[LuckyChippy]

I'm not just getting set up anymore but losing my 80/20's as well, I just can't make enough in small pots to deal with this bullshit.