Favorite Poker Quotes

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"Don’t tell bad beat stories. Don’t complain that you always miss the flop." -- Sheree Bykofsky
 
"If there’s something I know about the game that the other person doesn’t, and he’s not willing to learn or can’t understand, then I take his money." -- David Sklansky
 
"Probably less than 5 percent of those who play poker know the proper percentages involved in drawing out on a hand." -- Amarillo Slim
 
-1respect1- said:
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
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"Play to Win, Not to loose"
 
"Whoever coined the phrase 'a man's got to play the hand that was dealt him' was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer." ~ Jeannette Walls, The Glass Castle
 
"Once the men have started poker, they will be no trouble for the rest of the trip, except for late-night sessions in the smokeroom during which they stake their wives." -- Jan de Hartog
 
"A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around lucky and not know it." -- Robert Turner
 
-1respect1- said:
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
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You have got to risk it to have the biscuit

-1respect1- said:
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
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Its like a refrigerator in the center for diseases control - sick cooler )))

Do big or go home )

Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake

Victory loves preparation
 
"There are millions of tells you could write down if you could only think of them all." -- Mike Caro
 
"They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero." ~ Max Shapiro
 
Chris Ferguson:
"One day in poker is 90% luck and 10% skill. One year in poker consists of 10% luck and 90% skill."
 
"I would tip you dealer, but I didnt have the best hand" - Some guy when I was playing in Vegas after he'd just made a big bluff to win the pot.
 
"Here, he thought, just here, and only here, held in these pieces of pasteboard being tossed facedown around the table, governed by whatever Laws or fickle Goddess moved them, here lay infinity and the secret of all life and death. . . ." -- James Jones
 
"Don’t try to devise elaborate strategies to use against a bad player. They won’t work against him. Use sophisticated plays against a good player. They’ll work against him." -- Doyle Brunson
 
"The flight was smooth, and the Grand Canyon was spectacular in the early afternoon light, but I had three queens at the time and could spare it no more than a glance." -- H. Goodman
 
People would be surprised to learn how much I've learned about prayer while playing poker.
Maria Austin
 
"You can’t think you’ve played well if you lose consistently." -- Mickey Appleman
 
"Every deck of cards contains a lot more bad poker hands than good ones." -- Rodentbane (RP)
 
To be a professional poker player is to be beaten for the rest of your life, it doesn't matter how much you hit, but how much you can stand to be beaten.
 
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