*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

I was just about to finish an amazing session when some monkey flat-called a 4-bet with AQo out of position 100BB deep and flopped a 3-outer. Obviously I ship AK on a dry Q high flop vs. some tard.

The guy has lost $60,000 over the last 25K hands according to tableratings, so that calms me a little. Still tilted though because it was the last hand of my session.

ARRRGGGHHH !!! The hot water pipes just split, waters pissing everywhere and I havent a clue what to do nor does mum. Dads off racing were in a mess haha. Looks like my plans to start playing in half an hour are out of the window !! lol

zachvac said:

lol well I'm pretty sure stamen only counts for flowers. Sorry .

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y'aint gotta be sorry, y'aint sucked on it yet

Gonna do a long session hopefully before the Eagles game. Let's run goot!

BLAAAAAHHHH, why cant i stop doing this. And why cant this moron fold a hand that literally beats nothing on this river.

PokerStars Game #23564842828: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/01/04 12:15:31 ET
Table 'Ucclia IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: bw07507 ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 2: dumbo2000 ($104.10 in chips)
Seat 3: MegaMarc1 ($240 in chips)
Seat 4: JavaAA ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: haz31 ($103 in chips)
Seat 6: baconhunter ($118.15 in chips)
baconhunter: posts small blind $0.50
bw07507: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bw07507 [6h Jh]
dumbo2000: folds
MegaMarc1 said, "WAT?"
MegaMarc1: folds
JavaAA: folds
haz31: folds
baconhunter: raises $1 to $2
bw07507: raises $5.50 to $7.50
baconhunter: calls $5.50
*** FLOP *** [Kd 5s Ad]
baconhunter: bets $9
MegaMarc1 said, "put me on AQ?"
bw07507: calls $9
*** TURN *** [Kd 5s Ad] [4d]
baconhunter: bets $7
bw07507: raises $15 to $22
baconhunter: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [Kd 5s Ad 4d] [Qs]
baconhunter: checks
bw07507: bets $63 and is all-in
baconhunter: calls $63
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bw07507: shows [6h Jh] (high card Ace)
baconhunter: shows [Ac Js] (a pair of Aces)
baconhunter collected $200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $203 | Rake $3
Board [Kd 5s Ad 4d Qs]
Seat 1: bw07507 (big blind) showed [6h Jh] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: dumbo2000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MegaMarc1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JavaAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: haz31 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: baconhunter (small blind) showed [Ac Js] and won ($200) with a pair of Aces

Well evidently it beats something

It's a 3bet pot, and he donks twice on a big board. Enough to let you out easy there. People don't believe flush reps in 3bet pots, like ever. And I don't see him donking anything less than TP there.

First session of the month for me today, gogogogo

BW, if you had a flush draw on the flop, wouldn't you have raised? I just don't see what you're repping, besides sets, and there's only 7 of those. When you raise the turn, it looks more like you're semibluff raising the flushdraw, not the flush, and that makes calling the river a bit easier.

I don't mind calling the first donk, because that's going to be misses taking a stab at it often, so floating and betting the turn if checked to is OK. But when he bets the turn also, you have to let it go, I think. His turn bet is tiny, and he really looks scared, but that also makes it more likely that he actually has something and not just air.

rofl i just got slowrolled when this guy tanked on the turn with the nuts + nut flush draw against my pair + flushdraw, after peeling my multiway flop raise with no pair + gutshot. i thought i hit gin on the river when i made my backdoor flush, but he obv hits the higher flush

vanquish said:

-lol @ everyone trying to play 200 tables to clear bonuses at the beginning of the year. it's like u guys are trying to win chuckee cheese tickets so bad so you can get a really cool prize, but you're spending tons of money on the tokens to play the games. play some good poker rather than maximizing volume. (this is why i'm going to try to play live 1x-2x a week, because it makes me focus/play good poker/find sick spots rather than just mashing buttons and watching porn as i do on the 'net)

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Decided there was some wisdom in the above and decided to cut my number of tables in half. I do feel i played significantly better, so i may stick to that for a while.

Only thing now is to learn how to win coin flips. This should have been a much better day...

Blog Update - Sweat Session With Jagsti

http://jurnspokeradventure.blogspot.com/2009/01/poker-school-sweat-with-jagsti.html

Blog Update - Sweat Session With Jagsti

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I shall be 1 tabling which I find easy to both get a balance of good volume of hands per hour and ability to learn a hand read etc.

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*10 tabling?

thought I played this to perfection....but really there is no way i could have gotten away or gotten him away...sighhh

PokerStars Game #23567902974: Tournament #129736801, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/01/04 13:51:07 ET
Table '129736801 378' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: perdondoyle (5455 in chips)
Seat 2: DJSKIM69 (5425 in chips)
Seat 3: mularczykPVC (10580 in chips)
Seat 4: Edie02 (8050 in chips)
Seat 5: Schwyzer (13085 in chips)
Seat 6: allthewayin1 (1665 in chips)
Seat 7: Roccocabrio (2390 in chips)
Seat 8: GrailBrLucky (2295 in chips)
Seat 9: KingCurtis67 (2845 in chips)
KingCurtis67: posts small blind 50
perdondoyle: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KingCurtis67 [4h 4s]
DJSKIM69: folds
mularczykPVC: folds
Edie02: folds
Schwyzer: raises 200 to 300
allthewayin1: folds
Roccocabrio: calls 300
GrailBrLucky: folds
KingCurtis67: calls 250
perdondoyle: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc Th 4d]
KingCurtis67: checks
Schwyzer: bets 300
Roccocabrio: calls 300
KingCurtis67: calls 300
*** TURN *** [Tc Th 4d] [Ac]
KingCurtis67: checks
Schwyzer: checks
Roccocabrio: bets 200
KingCurtis67: calls 200
Schwyzer: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [Tc Th 4d Ac] [9h]
KingCurtis67: checks
Schwyzer: checks
Roccocabrio: bets 1590 and is all-in
KingCurtis67: raises 455 to 2045 and is all-in
mularczykPVC is disconnected
Schwyzer: folds
Uncalled bet (455) returned to KingCurtis67
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KingCurtis67: shows [4h 4s] (a full house, Fours full of Tens)
Roccocabrio: shows [Td Ah] (a full house, Tens full of Aces)
Roccocabrio collected 5680 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5680 | Rake 0
Board [Tc Th 4d Ac 9h]
Seat 1: perdondoyle (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: DJSKIM69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mularczykPVC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Edie02 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Schwyzer folded on the River
Seat 6: allthewayin1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Roccocabrio showed [Td Ah] and won (5680) with a full house, Tens full of Aces
Seat 8: GrailBrLucky (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: KingCurtis67 (small blind) showed [4h 4s] and lost with a full house, Fours full of Tens

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Its for the Pokerstars thing, so stop by and give it a good bashing

meh id say getting it in on the turn is better than relying on villain having a hand to bet with on the river

The Shrog said:

*10 tabling?

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cheers dude, 16 tabling

Decided there was some wisdom in the above and decided to cut my number of tables in half. I do feel i played significantly better, so i may stick to that for a while.

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Ive also cut down my number of tables lately and I think I'm going to stick with it for awhile. I usually 12-table but have been sticking to 6-8 lately.

Anyone playing the million later? I've got a ticket and will be playing for a change.

Missclick for the table HATE !

Hero (UTG+1): 6.7 bb
MP1: 6.6 bb
BTN: 14.4 bb
SB: 7.6 bb
BB: 6.3 bb
MP2: 6.5 bb
MP3: 1.8 bb
CO: 10 bb

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with A 7
MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 1.7 bb and is all-in, CO folds, Hero calls 1.7 bb, 3 folds, BB calls 0.7 bb

Flop: (6.5 bb) K 4 3 (3 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (6.5 bb) 9 (3 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero bets 2 bb, BB folds

River: (6.5 bb) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 6.5 bb pot
MP3 showed 2 2 (a pair of Twos) and won 6.5 bb (4.7 bb net)
Hero showed A 7 (high card Ace) and lost (-1.8 bb net)

j-junk34 said, "why would you bet me out"
j-junk34 said, "dum ****"
KrusherKlem said, "dumasss"
Entiteit said, "missclick lol"
Entiteit said, "sorry"
j-junk34 said, "dub fuu ckkk"
KrusherKlem said, "too many games??"
KrusherKlem said, "lol"
Codester07 said, "that was pretty dum lol"
Entiteit said, "table popped up"

switch0723 said:

meh id say getting it in on the turn is better than relying on villain having a hand to bet with on the river

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true dat

eNTy said:

Missclick for the table HATE !

Hero (UTG+1): 6.7 bb
MP1: 6.6 bb
BTN: 14.4 bb
SB: 7.6 bb
BB: 6.3 bb
MP2: 6.5 bb
MP3: 1.8 bb
CO: 10 bb

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

7

MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 1.7 bb and is all-in, CO folds, Hero calls 1.7 bb, 3 folds, BB calls 0.7 bb

Flop: (6.5 bb) K

4

3

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (6.5 bb) 9

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero bets 2 bb, BB folds

River: (6.5 bb) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 6.5 bb pot
MP3 showed 2

2

(a pair of Twos) and won 6.5 bb (4.7 bb net)
Hero showed A

7

(high card Ace) and lost (-1.8 bb net)

j-junk34 said, "why would you bet me out"
j-junk34 said, "dum ****"
KrusherKlem said, "dumasss"
Entiteit said, "missclick lol"
Entiteit said, "sorry"
j-junk34 said, "dub fuu ckkk"
KrusherKlem said, "too many games??"
KrusherKlem said, "lol"
Codester07 said, "that was pretty dum lol"
Entiteit said, "table popped up"

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dumbass *(%^#%#$%^

u so dub

Hi Rex

MP2: $100 (100 bb)
MP3: $105.05 (105.1 bb)
CO: $98.50 (98.5 bb)
BTN: $109.55 (109.6 bb)
Hero (SB): $100 (100 bb)
BB: $100 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $100.50 (100.5 bb)
MP1: $93.15 (93.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 7 6
6 folds, Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $9, Hero raises to $22, BB calls $13

Flop: ($44) 9 T 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $26, BB folds

Results: $44 pot ($2.20 rake)
Hero mucked 7 6 (high card Ten) and won $41.80 ($19.80 net)

Yup, should have shoved preflop and been done with you

Was a stellar session, got taught lessons by Zach and BW and flopped sets only when bigger ones were out there.

Anyone care to analyze a session?