*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

Mixed day, up 2 buy ins, down a little over 1.

At least Im playing a lot more again.

F Paulsson said:

Lately, I'm always the guy with AKs in that spot.

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Up $2.4k since this post. Now let's see if THIS post will jinx it.

In the name of science and all.

F Paulsson said:

Up $2.4k since this post. Now let's see if THIS post will jinx it.

In the name of science and all.

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Reposting it for you so double negative=positive. Now you are all set

vanquish said:

go to lawyer subforum

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What? What's going on? Teh rabbit not undahstand.

No poker for me today, got a bad headache and Im tired, looks like im going to hit the hay early!

GL All who play

$#$% it right now. I grind out about a 2BI profit in a little over an hour only to lose over 60% of that on back to back QQ<AA. One against a SS and the other one to the table fish who is running 57/11/1 ....

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP1: $190 (95 bb)
MP2: $196 (98 bb)
MP3: $37 (18.5 bb)
CO: $137.50 (68.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): $465.75 (232.9 bb)
SB: $205.90 (103 bb)
BB: $232.10 (116.1 bb)
UTG: $100 (50 bb)
UTG+1: $38 (19 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with T J
UTG calls $2, 4 folds, CO calls $2, Hero raises to $12, SB calls $11, BB folds, UTG calls $10, CO calls $10

Flop: ($50) Q 7 9 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($50) K (4 players)
SB bets $24, UTG calls $24, CO folds, Hero raises to $453.75 and is all-in, SB calls $169.90 and is all-in, UTG calls $64 and is all-in

River: ($525.80) T (3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: $525.80 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed K K (three of a kind, Kings) and lost (-$205.90 net)
Hero showed T J (a straight, Nine to King) and won $522.80 ($316.90 net)
UTG mucked A 3 (high card Ace) and lost (-$100 net)

Feels strange to grind SNGs for a change.

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/poker-rooms-10/28-steps-big-sunday-tournaments-140617/

very nice of SB to not 3bet you pre, zach don't know what he was thinking, since he's in the worst position and it's super likely to go 3way if not 4way to the flop

oh wait i forgot, everyone sucks at poker!

omaha is an ez game and i also wish i was as cool as tony almeida

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It's a grand old team to support,
And if yer know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go wooooooow[/FONT]
We don't care what the red s***e say,
what the f**k do we care?
Cos we only know that there's gonna be a show,[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And the Everton boys will be there...'

Come on you blue boys!!!!
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Chris_TC said:

What? What's going on? Teh rabbit not undahstand.

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One day you will !

Jagsti said:

One day you will !

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hopefully soon

omaha really does bring teh lolz


Full Tilt poker game #10138349461: Table Cecil (deep 6) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 19:11:09 ET - 2009/01/19
Seat 1: MPuzo ($51.60)
Seat 2: egasMoniz ($31.20), is sitting out
Seat 3: squiloogle ($25.10)
Seat 4: mybankaccnt ($12.50)
Seat 6: pantin007 ($58.60)
squiloogle posts the small blind of $0.10
mybankaccnt posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pantin007 [2h 6h Kc Kh]
pantin007 raises to $0.85
MPuzo folds
squiloogle has 15 seconds left to act
squiloogle folds
mybankaccnt calls $0.60
*** FLOP *** [8h Jc Kd]
mybankaccnt bets $1.80
pantin007 raises to $7.20
mybankaccnt raises to $11.65, and is all in
pantin007 calls $4.45
mybankaccnt shows [Ks 8s 7c Ad]
pantin007 shows [2h 6h Kc Kh]
*** TURN *** [8h Jc Kd] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [8h Jc Kd Td] [9c]
mybankaccnt shows a straight, Jack high
pantin007 shows three of a kind, Kings
mybankaccnt wins the pot ($23.85) with a straight, Jack high


Full Tilt Poker Game #10138517363: Table Cecil (deep 6) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 19:20:53 ET - 2009/01/19
Seat 4: mybankaccnt ($27.85)
Seat 6: pantin007 ($45.75)
pantin007 posts the small blind of $0.10
mybankaccnt posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pantin007 [9s Ad 7s 3s]
pantin007 raises to $0.75
mybankaccnt calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [5c 5s Ts]
mybankaccnt checks
pantin007 bets $1.25
mybankaccnt raises to $2.50
pantin007 calls $1.25
*** TURN *** [5c 5s Ts] [Js]
mybankaccnt checks
pantin007 checks
*** RIVER *** [5c 5s Ts Js] [8s]
mybankaccnt bets $6.50
pantin007 raises to $26
mybankaccnt calls $18.10, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $1.40 returned to pantin007
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pantin007 shows [9s Ad 7s 3s] a straight flush, Jack high
mybankaccnt mucks
pantin007 wins the pot ($55.20) with a straight flush, Jack high
mybankaccnt is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $55.70 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5c 5s Ts Js 8s]
Seat 4: mybankaccnt (big blind) mucked [7d 5d Td Kd] - a full house, Fives full of Tens
Seat 6: pantin007 (small blind) showed [9s Ad 7s 3s] and won ($55.20) with a straight flush, Jack high

if u want beef then bring da ruckus

Someone teach me to fold overpairs 200bb's deep. That one leak alone is ****ing destroying my win rate. If I fold all overpairs where I get stacked by obvious beluga crap, I'm up like a 600$ this month. As it stands now, I'm up like 50$. :|

OK, so now I've done the unthinkable...... As much as it saddens me to say it..... I've withdrawn all my $$$ from PS.

I know I'm not a great player or anything, but there's just no point playing there anymore.

Yeah I probably play bad and all that, but seriously no one could put up with the shit I've had to endure these last 3 months. This month especially. I'm sick of playing a pot were, I'm like sa/sb and trying to get to showdown only to be f'ked on the turn or river. Then not only that, you get the usually bs on aipf stuff! I'm like -$2kev at 200nl this month, so arrghghgh meh!

Anyways it's done! Any sites recommended for a 100/200nl 6max player?

Jagsti said:

OK, so now I've done the unthinkable...... As much as it saddens me to say it..... I've withdrawn all my $$$ from PS.

I know I'm not a great player or anything, but there's just no point playing there anymore.

Yeah I probably play bad and all that, but seriously no one could put up with the shit I've had to endure these last 3 months. This month especially. I'm sick of playing a pot were, I'm like sa/sb and trying to get to showdown only to be f'ked on the turn or river. Then not only that, you get the usually bs on aipf stuff! I'm like -$2kev at 200nl this month, so arrghghgh meh!

Anyways it's done! Any sites recommended for a 100/200nl 6max player?

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titan and u can get a 500$ bonus if u join thru cc, ooh and did i mention how bad they play?

Bahhhhhhhh 2 outers



PokerStars Game #24075912324: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2009/01/19 20:00:34 ET
Table 'Sabauda' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: norton05 ($14.90 in chips)
Seat 2: b.ricardo ($7.65 in chips)
Seat 3: Nafeu ($5.65 in chips)
Seat 4: Inscore77 ($10 in chips)
Seat 5: Elbeto87 ($8.85 in chips)
Seat 6: Frankfort82 ($2.85 in chips)
Seat 7: pindertrunkz ($10.05 in chips)
Seat 8: extrachill ($10.50 in chips)
Frankfort82: posts small blind $0.05
pindertrunkz: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Inscore77 [9h 9s]
extrachill: folds
norton05: raises $0.20 to $0.30
HATHOR30 was removed from the table for failing to post
b.ricardo: folds
Nafeu: calls $0.30
Inscore77: calls $0.30
Elbeto87: folds
Frankfort82: folds
pindertrunkz: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 8h 7d]
norton05: checks
Nafeu: bets $0.50
Inscore77: raises $1.10 to $1.60
norton05: folds
Nafeu: calls $1.10
*** TURN *** [8c 8h 7d] [Qh]
Nafeu: checks
Inscore77: bets $3
Nafeu: raises $0.75 to $3.75 and is all-in
Inscore77: calls $0.75
*** RIVER *** [8c 8h 7d Qh] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nafeu: shows [6c 6d] (a full house, Sixes full of Eights)
Inscore77: mucks hand
Nafeu collected $11.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.75 | Rake $0.55
Board [8c 8h 7d Qh 6h]
Seat 1: norton05 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: b.ricardo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Nafeu showed [6c 6d] and won ($11.20) with a full house, Sixes full of Eights
Seat 4: Inscore77 mucked [9h 9s]
Seat 5: Elbeto87 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Frankfort82 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: pindertrunkz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: extrachill folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I am drunk with bluffing. Its really getting bad. I'm -$76 this month because I just bluff/bluff/bluff. And then I get paranoid and can't fold overpairs. Jesus christ. No wonder I'm making shit tons playing stud 8, you can't bluff anyone.

c9h13no3 said:

I am drunk with bluffing. Its really getting bad. I'm -$76 this month because I just bluff/bluff/bluff. And then I get paranoid and can't fold overpairs. Jesus christ. No wonder I'm making shit tons playing stud 8, you can't bluff anyone.

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fwiw C9 im in the same boat this month

if i would stop bluffing/start believing people i wouldnt be having such an awful month

c9h13no3 said:

I am drunk with bluffing.

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try vodka, it's cheaper

solid month so far. If i would stop f***ing around at 200NL 6max I'd be much better off. All my winnings are from 100NL, I'm down $1200 at 200NL. Put $900 in rakeback on top of that and I'm lookin at a nice month.

Cue doomswitch

Sick 16k breakeven between 11k and 27k

pantin007 said:

titan and u can get a 500$ bonus if u join thru cc, ooh and did i mention how bad they play?

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true, plenty of fish at titan