*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

c9h13no3 said:

I am drunk with bluffing. Its really getting bad. I'm -$76 this month because I just bluff/bluff/bluff. And then I get paranoid and can't fold overpairs. Jesus christ. No wonder I'm making shit tons playing stud 8, you can't bluff anyone.

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I agree

***** Hand History for Game 24080103201 *****
$10.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, January 19, 10:24:48 ET 2009
Table Imatra V (real money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: muck__you123 ( $12.05 USD )
Seat 2: mickwhat ( $9.25 USD )
Seat 3: 75RangerAG ( $4.60 USD )
Seat 5: Michel300SL ( $5.05 USD )
Seat 6: phalivan ( $12.10 USD )
muck__you123 posts small blind [$0.05 USD].
mickwhat posts big blind [$0.10 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to muck__you123 [ Ad Js ]
75RangerAG folds
Michel300SL folds
phalivan folds
muck__you123 raises [$0.25 USD]
mickwhat raises [$0.40 USD]
muck__you123 raises [$1.20 USD]
mickwhat raises [$2.00 USD]
muck__you123 calls [$1.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, 8h, 3h ]
muck__you123 checks
mickwhat checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qs ]
muck__you123 checks
mickwhat bets [$1.00 USD]
muck__you123 raises [$9.55 USD]
mickwhat calls [$5.75 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Ks ]
muck__you123 shows [Ad, Js ]
mickwhat shows [Ac, Jc ]
muck__you123 wins $8.80 USD from main pot
mickwhat wins $8.80 USD from main pot
muck__you123 wins $2.80 USD from main pot

Sick 16k breakeven between 11k and 27k

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Meh, 16k break even streaks are pretty standard

I think I skeered him


GRIM@CE: folds
Inscore77: raises 120 to 150
The Tank75: folds
forbeanmix: folds
Barturion: calls 150
lejou: folds
Nick_Foxx: folds
BigSTACK_TKR: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [9d 4c 5d]
BigSTACK_TKR: checks
Inscore77: bets 325
Barturion: folds
BigSTACK_TKR: calls 325
*** TURN *** [9d 4c 5d] [Td]
BigSTACK_TKR: bets 210
Inscore77: raises 465 to 675
BigSTACK_TKR: calls 465
*** RIVER *** [9d 4c 5d Td] [8c]
BigSTACK_TKR: folds
Inscore77 collected 2495 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2495 | Rake 0
Board [9d 4c 5d Td 8c]
Seat 1: BigSTACK_TKR folded on the River
Seat 2: BDOG222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: GRIM@CE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Inscore77 collected (2495)
Seat 5: The Tank75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: forbeanmix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Barturion (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: lejou (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Nick_Foxx (big blind) folded before Flop

Jagsti said:

OK, so now I've done the unthinkable...... As much as it saddens me to say it..... I've withdrawn all my $$$ from PS.

I know I'm not a great player or anything, but there's just no point playing there anymore.

Yeah I probably play bad and all that, but seriously no one could put up with the shit I've had to endure these last 3 months. This month especially. I'm sick of playing a pot were, I'm like sa/sb and trying to get to showdown only to be f'ked on the turn or river. Then not only that, you get the usually bs on aipf stuff! I'm like -$2kev at 200nl this month, so arrghghgh meh!

Anyways it's done! Any sites recommended for a 100/200nl 6max player?

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Out of curiousity, how many tables do you play when multitabling?

Jagsti said:

OK, so now I've done the unthinkable...... As much as it saddens me to say it..... I've withdrawn all my $$$ from PS.

I know I'm not a great player or anything, but there's just no point playing there anymore.

Yeah I probably play bad and all that, but seriously no one could put up with the shit I've had to endure these last 3 months. This month especially. I'm sick of playing a pot were, I'm like sa/sb and trying to get to showdown only to be f'ked on the turn or river. Then not only that, you get the usually bs on aipf stuff! I'm like -$2kev at 200nl this month, so arrghghgh meh!

Anyways it's done! Any sites recommended for a 100/200nl 6max player?

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You're not serious, are you? How is changing the poker site going to make a difference as far as luck goes?
Don't join the "It's rigged" crowd and be reasonable.

Omg I have to have the best table draw ever for my tourney and I cant get shit to exploit it

Then this happens

PokerStars Game #24088247194: Tournament #134680665, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (800/1600) - 2009/01/20 6:47:01 ET
Table '134680665 17' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Champaign Ed (16459 in chips)
Seat 2: NotEvenHere (12753 in chips)
Seat 3: BigDagz (47452 in chips)
Seat 4: XxMarlboroxX (27064 in chips)
Seat 5: Inscore77 (21541 in chips)
Seat 6: Kirpet7 (48435 in chips)
Seat 7: niwreknarf (49170 in chips)
Seat 8: FL Fucci (60344 in chips)
Seat 9: missed flops (44796 in chips) is sitting out
Champaign Ed: posts the ante 150
NotEvenHere: posts the ante 150
BigDagz: posts the ante 150
XxMarlboroxX: posts the ante 150
Inscore77: posts the ante 150
Kirpet7: posts the ante 150
niwreknarf: posts the ante 150
FL Fucci: posts the ante 150
missed flops: posts the ante 150
Inscore77: posts small blind 800
Kirpet7: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Inscore77 [Kc Ac]
niwreknarf: folds
FL Fucci: folds
missed flops: folds
Champaign Ed: folds
NotEvenHere: raises 11003 to 12603 and is all-in
BigDagz: folds
XxMarlboroxX: folds
Inscore77: raises 8788 to 21391 and is all-in
Kirpet7: folds
Uncalled bet (8788) returned to Inscore77
*** FLOP *** [5s Qs 8h]
*** TURN *** [5s Qs 8h] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [5s Qs 8h 5h] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Inscore77: shows [Kc Ac] (a pair of Fives)
NotEvenHere: shows [Jh Qd] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
NotEvenHere collected 28156 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28156 | Rake 0
Board [5s Qs 8h 5h 6d]
Seat 1: Champaign Ed folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NotEvenHere showed [Jh Qd] and won (28156) with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 3: BigDagz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: XxMarlboroxX (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Inscore77 (small blind) showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: Kirpet7 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: niwreknarf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: FL Fucci folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: missed flops folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Then this


PokerStars Game #24088259300: Tournament #134680665, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (800/1600) - 2009/01/20 6:47:54 ET
Table '134680665 17' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Champaign Ed (16309 in chips)
Seat 2: NotEvenHere (28156 in chips)
Seat 3: BigDagz (47302 in chips)
Seat 4: XxMarlboroxX (26914 in chips)
Seat 5: Inscore77 (8788 in chips)
Seat 6: Kirpet7 (46685 in chips)
Seat 7: niwreknarf (49020 in chips)
Seat 8: FL Fucci (60194 in chips)
Seat 9: missed flops (44646 in chips) is sitting out
Champaign Ed: posts the ante 150
NotEvenHere: posts the ante 150
BigDagz: posts the ante 150
XxMarlboroxX: posts the ante 150
Inscore77: posts the ante 150
Kirpet7: posts the ante 150
niwreknarf: posts the ante 150
FL Fucci: posts the ante 150
missed flops: posts the ante 150
Kirpet7: posts small blind 800
niwreknarf: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Inscore77 [As 7h]
FL Fucci: folds
missed flops: folds
Champaign Ed: folds
NotEvenHere: folds
BigDagz: folds
missed flops is connected
missed flops has returned
XxMarlboroxX: raises 3200 to 4800
Inscore77: raises 3838 to 8638 and is all-in
Kirpet7: folds
niwreknarf: folds
XxMarlboroxX: calls 3838
*** FLOP *** [4d 6c 5d]
*** TURN *** [4d 6c 5d] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [4d 6c 5d Jh] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XxMarlboroxX: shows [Kc Qc] (high card King)
Inscore77: shows [As 7h] (a pair of Sevens)
Inscore77 collected 21026 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21026 | Rake 0
Board [4d 6c 5d Jh 7d]
Seat 1: Champaign Ed folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NotEvenHere folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BigDagz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: XxMarlboroxX showed [Kc Qc] and lost with high card King
Seat 5: Inscore77 (button) showed [As 7h] and won (21026) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: Kirpet7 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: niwreknarf (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: FL Fucci folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: missed flops folded before Flop (didn't bet)

F Paulsson said:

Out of curiousity, how many tables do you play when multitabling?

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Well at 6max I have been playing anything from 6-12.

Chris_TC said:

You're not serious, are you? How is changing the Poker Site going to make a difference as far as luck goes?
Don't join the "It's rigged" crowd and be reasonable.

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Well yes I'm serious and yes I have withdrawn all my money. Obviously changing sites will give me renewed vigour, and hopefully picking the right one will have will have far more fish than are at stars. I mean, I dunno about the US crowd, but at the times I play your lucky to find 8 tables with a least 1 fish on each tbh. So your playing reg-infested tables. Unfortunately I have a propensity to run like dog turd against them.

And no I'm not joining the 'online poker's rigged' brigade. Well not yet anyways

I'm so tired, I've played 2 tourneys all night, final tabled a 180 which took 3 and a half hours and still playing the $11 that started at 3am, been running for 4 hours. Working my ass off to stay in the $11 atm, but its getting harder and harder

Out 55th

Jagsti said:

Anyways it's done! Any sites recommended for a 100/200nl 6max player?

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Do you have a RB account on full tilt? If you do, then there's plenty of action there.

Don't have any trouble finding fish at 100nl FR. And even the regs are pretty exploitable, tbh. Don't know yet about higher limits.

sigh...Villain is 45/33/inf

BTN: $10 (100 bb)
SB: $10.20 (102 bb)
BB: $16.20 (162 bb)
UTG: $12.30 (123 bb)
Hero (MP): $11.30 (113 bb)
CO: $43.75 (437.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP with K K
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.40, CO calls $0.40, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.95) 8 Q 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.70, CO raises to $2, Hero raises to $5.20, CO raises to $43.35 and is all-in, Hero calls $5.70 and is all-in

Turn: ($22.75) T (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($22.75) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $22.75 pot ($1.10 rake)
Hero showed K K (a pair of Kings) and lost (-$11.30 net)
CO showed 6 9 (a straight, Six to Ten) and won $21.65 ($10.35 net)

sindri_93 said:

sigh...Villain is 45/33/inf

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Nothing you can do against an aggro fish in god mode. Also, not such a bad beat, you were only 66% favorite when all the money got in.

Just stay at the table and get your money back.

Yeah Belgo, I have just emailed a few rakeback affiliates for some details on FT. I believe the standard rate is 27%. However I believe 'special rakeback whores' get a better rate, just wondered what that was exactly. I mean I reckon on Stars I would have generated +$75k in rake this year.

TBH Jagsti, I've been playing on i-poker for the last few days and im loving the change of pace. The players are horrendous, varying from superduper nits playing at 2/2/0 (seriously) who I just continually steal from to total maniacs. Software is a little laggy at times not a huge issue, and their sats are uber soft. No resizable tables yet even though support told me its on the way, so make sure you have a decent size monitor.

BelgoSuisse said:

Nothing you can do against an aggro fish in god mode. Also, not such a bad beat, you were only 66% favorite when all the money got in.

Just stay at the table and get your money back.

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I know its not such a bad just frustrating waiting for so many hands to get a shot at him and then he pushes a draw and hit.
But luckily his stack keeps growing and it doesnt look like he is leaving

Cheers Liam, I may bonus whore for a while so PaddyP will probably me on my hit list. I emailed bet365 and they said they'd promote me str8 upto to the VIP level 6, whatever that means. Also they said they will make me an offer if I earn 10,000 VPP per month, sounds promising!

careful before you sign up to bet365, i read somewhere that there is 70% RB deals flying around.

Well I was looking into that, but it's seems they have withdrawn all RB deals. I'll keep investigating.

Jagsti said:

Yeah Belgo, I have just emailed a few rakeback affiliates for some details on FT. I believe the standard rate is 27%. However I believe 'special rakeback whores' get a better rate, just wondered what that was exactly. I mean I reckon on Stars I would have generated +$75k in rake this year.

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don't know about better rates. My affiliate does have a rake race in which you would most certainly place reasonably high and net an extra $1k/month or something.

Anyone else play on the ipoker network. Looking at Bet365. Thoughts on software, players, ease of cashouts etc! Hey Liam whats the VIP points sytem like? Also can you stack the tables in anyway?

Didn't vanq play ipoker ?

sigh, i make an interesting ring game HA thread and it gets two posts, only one of which was legitimate. there's a reason i hardly bother posting hands anymore

yet "KK preflop facing raise, WHAT DO I DO" generally gets 30 replies. sounds about right

Jagsti said:

Anyone else play on the ipoker network. Looking at Bet365. Thoughts on software, players, ease of cashouts etc! Hey Liam whats the VIP points sytem like? Also can you stack the tables in anyway?

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yo i can probs hook u up with 40% rb at ipoker and get u VIP status that'll make it easy for u to deposit/withdraw any amount u want