*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

I don't need to breathe to be calm. Even when I go on tilt I just fold more often :icon_tong.

cAPS had a pretty unique chance to pull that off as a wicked level tbh

now would be a good time to tell u guise that cASPlock is my gimmick acct

switch0723 said:

cAPS had a pretty unique chance to pull that off as a wicked level tbh

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To tell the truth I started to. Even typed the post.

But I untyped it.

I was really really being an oversensitive butt and I'd rather be honest about it though I was tempted.

I was excited that the only time I have EVER gone AIPF in plo8 went so well and thought you were criticizing me.

Around here people say "look I won" and 14 other people say "But you played it like a retarded monkey". I must be very oversensitive to criticism.

Again, sorry to have read you wrong.

I'll even change my sig.

today i shipped it in drawing to 2 outs, hit on the turn, then villain hit a 1 outer on the river to retake the overtake

I am so confused. I can't wait until the page turns so i can forget what I don't know is going on. :ciao:

cAPSLOCK said:

Around here people say "look I won" and 14 other people say "But you played it like a retarded monkey". I must be very oversensitive to criticism.

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1. I still don't see how his quote can even be construed as criticism. He said nice job getting it in with 100% equity. idk about you but I like putting money in with 100% equity .

2. If I play a hand like a retarded monkey I'd like for people to tell me I did. Maybe they could be a bit nicer and say I just played it badly, but you get the point. Most of the criticism in this thread seems to be constructive. I mean I think people just have way too huge egos. I don't really give a shit how good you all think I am and I hope the same is true for most. Telling someone "great hand" when they butcher it completely does nothing for them. If you want to just brag about a hand and not get constructive criticism or commentary on it there's an entire section for that (bbv).

I just think sometimes way too many people let their egos and pride get in the way in poker sometimes and it's never good.

Anyway decided to play some $60 turbo sngs. Ran super-bad in the early stages to bust out of like 5 of them in the first few blind levels (pretty sure I got my money ahead each time). Then I had a 4th and 3 1sts for a $202.50 profit . Run bad early, hot as the sun late, ok with me. Oh yeah also HEM tourney beta is the shit. I may just convert to playing turbo sngs just so I can use the tourney features

I have $118 on ft, due to rakeback shipping it over there, what should I do with it ?

10nl is probably bad idea, since I play that on 2 other sites and the rake is huge. Maybe sngays ? Or should I ship it to da starz ?

zachvac said:

Anyway decided to play some $60 turbo sngs. Ran super-bad in the early stages to bust out of like 5 of them in the first few blind levels (pretty sure I got my money ahead each time). Then I had a 4th and 3 1sts for a $202.50 profit . Run bad early, hot as the sun late, ok with me. Oh yeah also HEM tourney beta is the shit. I may just convert to playing turbo sngs just so I can use the tourney features

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You obviously read about this ultra sick d00d.

eNTy said:

I have $118 on ft, due to rakeback shipping it over there, what should I do with it ?

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I have $118 at FT too. Hmmm:stupido2:

...as far as 10nl, that was just answered, twice the rake as stars. If you're not interested in mtts just ship it over.

eNTy said:

facking hell tenbob. Way to rip up paddy poker and stuffs !

Any idea if the rest of i-poker is as soft ?

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All the same network. The PPP specific ring games never have anyone playing them. Not sure if the Irish open sats are open to the full network, hope so tbh.

So how does it work ?

You deposit on paddy but actually you're playing on 1 big site with different skins ? So you could be playing players that have not signed up to paddy but some other site on i-poker ?

I be confused

D'wilius said:

I have $118 at FT too. Hmmm:stupido2:

...as far as 10nl, that was just answered, twice the rake as stars. If you're not interested in mtts just ship it over.

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Yeah already shipped it to stars. Seems like the sensible thing to do since it's my rakeback for December and it would be stupid to blow it playing under rolled or sngs or something.

tenbob said:

All the same network. The PPP specific ring games never have anyone playing them. Not sure if the Irish open sats are open to the full network, hope so tbh.

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Liam, looks like I'll be joining you on PP later today

zachvac said:

I just think sometimes way too many people let their egos and pride get in the way in poker sometimes and it's never good.

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My ego is my second hugest part.

eNTy said:

I have $118 on ft, due to rakeback shipping it over there, what should I do with it ?

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D'wilius said:

I have $118 at FT too. Hmmm:stupido2:

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The answer is obvious.
Quarter escalator patriotic-four bread!

eNTy said:

So how does it work ?

You deposit on paddy but actually you're playing on 1 big site with different skins ? So you could be playing players that have not signed up to paddy but some other site on i-poker ?

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Yes that is how it works.

Anyways, lost $1600 today, to bring my last 3 day total to -$2000, so that is kinda fun. Did win an $1100 pot today @ 1/2 (90% of which was my money), but basically the last 3 days have been the most ridiculous shit i have ever seen in my life...decided to look at it as nl200 just being a huge fail and i'll just look at my 10k hands there being breakeven (I made like $100 or so), instead of the fact that i just lost $2500CAD in 3 days.

Anyways going to drop back down to nl100, completely ignore bankroll/HEM graph/$$hr/results of any kinda and just play nl100 until i learn how to play this ****ing game, coz I'm starting to spew really bad and i need to seriously work on some stuff like river bluffing frequencies, because i think i am incredibly exploitable there. Don't think i should touch higher than nl100 until i learn how to play.

Month hasn't been a complete and utter fail i guess, since i'm still up $3000 @ $50/hr but yea i have to learn how to play this game properly coz i am just ****ing useless right now. So yea, that is why i won't be around here anymore, coz idk for whatever reason coming on CC just gets me way too results oriented, and the results right now are completely pathetic.

It just makes me mad coz the players @ nl200 are just so bad, but i just run so awful. I can't even comprehend how it is possible to have so many flush under flushs and i'm probably down like $100000000 last few days holding 2 pair...

I lost $2500 last night feitr Worst day ever for me. Came back today and so far made back like half of it.

Just keep studying and make sure your game stays fluid.

yea idk...i probably will take another go at 1/2 soon, coz like i said there really is no difference in players between nl100 and nl200 but my roll just can't take much more of this lol, since last 3 days wiped out 1/3 of it.

It's just so demoralizing.

omg was so ready to skin that fish and take all his moniez.
He already shipped a buy in my way when he raised pre with Kh6h called my cbet with KK and we got it in on Q high flop.
And he runs at 66/33/4
Then this

MP3: $10 (100 bb)
CO: $9.85 (98.5 bb)
BTN: $1.70 (17 bb)
Hero (SB): $19.50 (195 bb)
BB: $51.25 (512.5 bb)
MP1: $2.80 (28 bb)
MP2: $13.40 (134 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K K
MP1 folds, MP2 raises to $0.20, MP3 calls $0.20, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1, BB folds, MP2 calls $0.80, MP3 calls $0.80

Flop: ($3.10) 9 J K (3 players)
Hero bets $1.70, MP2 calls $1.70, MP3 folds

Turn: ($6.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.05, MP2 raises to $10.70 and is all-in, Hero calls $6.65

River: ($27.90) A (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $27.90 pot ($1.35 rake)
Hero showed K K (three of a kind, Kings) and lost (-$13.40 net)
MP2 showed T Q (a straight, Ten to Ace) and won $26.55 ($13.15 net)

SavagePenguin said:

The answer is obvious.
Quarter escalator patriotic-four bread!

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Belgo's pic obv wins this thread.
Where did you google that bad boy ?

that sucks enty not much is more annoying than getting it in with the fish in a spot where you'll have him 99% of the time, and he shows up with the 1% of his range where you're beat

you should def bet more on the flop though. huge action flop with soo many pairs + straight draws, flush draws, and better that he's just never folding. he's not folding any piece of it really. build dat pot up s'more son!

Nothing like averaging $1/hr to make you feel like playing poker is totally worth your time.

combuboom said:

that sucks enty n
you should def bet more on the flop though. huge action flop with soo many pairs + straight draws, flush draws, and better that he's just never folding. he's not folding any piece of it really. build dat pot up s'more son!

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Yeah that flop bet is probably still part of my fear of big hands not getting value thus betting less thus getting less value-syndrome.. Some wird logic that if I bet less I'll look weak and he'll reraise or something.

That hand vs the fish just made my day so much worse..
Was unable to win before that, was making a nice comeback and he just ruined it and cued my doomswitch for the rest of the session.

enter the whine-garph!
(it's enter the dragon for poker players)

Ugh wtf I have ChuckTs syndrome. Played less than 3 hours today between sngs and cash but ran super-hot. Ship the 1k day .